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"Invader Zim to the Tallest. Come in my Tallest. My Tallest can you hear me? Why don't they ever answer?" Zim whined and looked around. He was wearing the same thing that he wore in Battle of the Planets. He laid his eyes on his Voot Runner that was made out of cardboard. But since he was so oblivious that he was a toy he ran to it saying it would take weeks to repair.
Zim stood up and took out a transmitter. "Invader Zim mission log. Star date 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course, I have crashed landed on a disgusting planet." Zim looks around the room and saw a doll sitting on the shelf. He looked at it in disgust. "There seems to be no intelligent life forms. I'm still not sure if the air is breathable, but I don't want to take any chances."
"Hello!" Dib yelled probably watching Zim talking to himself the whole time. Zim jumped back and pushed a button on his right arm. A stream of light hit Dib but nothing happened. "Whoa! Did I frighten you? I'm sorry I didn't mean too. I'm Dib and welcome to Squee's room." Dib spread out his arms to show Zim the room.
"That's all I wanted to say. And also there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot . you see this bed here?" Dib pointed to the ground which was the bed.
"Law enforcement, it's about time you got here." Zim said looking at Dib's badge that said Sheriff. "I'm Zim, Invader Zim. Universe's best Invader." Zim said proudly. "My ship has crashed landed here by mistake."
"Yes. It is a mistake, because, the bed here is my spot." Dib was getting fed up with all this invader nonsense.
"Look I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusions?" Zim asked looking around to see if they had either one.
Dib thought for a moment. "Well let's see we got double A."
"Watch yourself! Halt who goes there?!" Zim pushed Dib out of the way and pushed the same button he did earlier. GIR and the others put up their hands to show they were innocent.
"Don't shoot!" GIR screamed nearly jumping off the bed.
"It's okay, they're friends." Dib said calmly.
"Do you know these life forms?" Zim asked putting his hand down.
"Yes they're Squee's toys."
"Alright you're all clear to come out." Zim said making a come in motion with his hands. All the toys climbed on the bed and went near him. "I'm Invader Zim; I come in peace, uh, sort of." He didn't actually come in peace because he's an invader. It was his job to take over planets not sign a peace treaty.
"I'm so glad you're not a robot." GIR wiped his forehead relieved.
"Thank you for your kind welcome."
"Hey what does that button do?" KIR asked.
"I'll show you." Zim pushed a button on his suit. "Filthy stink beasts it's clear who the superior species is here isn't it, isn't it?! You stink!"
All the toys ooooed and ahhhed. "Hey Dib's got something like that. Only it's a pull string, and it sounds like ." Skoodge stopped talking.
"A car ran over it." Gaz said finishing Skoodge's sentence.
"Oh yeah but not like this one." Skoodge started up again. "This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh?"
"So where did you come from? Singapore, Hong Kong?" KIR asked tired of how good sounds were.
"Well no actually I'm from the Irken military massive. As a member of the elite I invade other planets and protect Irk from Oog, the leader of the Planet Jackers." Zim said matter of factually.
"Oh really well I'm from Playskool." Skoodge said a little confused.
"And I'm from Mattel. Well I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. You'd think they never saw a new toy before." GIR looked around him. All the toys were staring at him. Giving him a 'what the heck are you talking about?' look. GIR immediately stopped.
"Well sure look at him. He's got more gadgets then a Swiss army knife." Gaz said breaking up the silence.
KIR was about to touch the button Zim kept pressing until he moved her hand away. "Ah, ah, ah, be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off." Zim moved KIR away from him.
"Hey a laser, why don't you have a laser Dib?" Skoodge asked.
"It's not a laser! It's a . a little light bulb that blinks!" Dib yelled at them for being so stupid.
"What's his problem?" Zim whispered to Skoodge.
"Laser envy." Skoodge answered back, although he wasn't too quite so Dib heard.
"Alright that's enough! Look we're all very impressed with Squee's new toy." Dib said with jealousy hanging over his head.
"Toy?" Zim asked confused.
"That's right toy. T-O-Y."
"I think the word you're searching for is 'Invader'."
"The word I'm searching for I can't say because they're preschool toys present!"
"Gettin' a little tense, aren't ya?" Skoodge said.
"Uh mister Zim, I'm curious, what does an Invader do?" KIR asked.
"He's not an Invader; he doesn't conquer other planets and fly!" Dib was now yelling. He didn't need to put up with this crap.
"Excuse me." Zim tapped Dib's shoulder and pushed another button on his suit. A pair of large wings with small light bulbs blinking at the end came out.
"Wow, impressive wingspan, very good." Gaz complimented.
"Oh what, what? These are plastic he can't fly!" Dib grabbed Zim's wing and started to shake it.
"They are a trillium-carbonic alloy. And I can too fly." Zim bragged.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can."
"You can't!"
"Can."
"Can't, can't, can't!" Dib pouted.
"I tell you, I can fly around this room with my eyes closed!" Zim shouted.
"Okay then prove it." Dib said backing up into the crowd of toys.
"Alright then I will. Move back everyone." Zim went to a hot wheels race track and looked around uneasily. He closed his eyes and stepped on a small car and slide down the track. At the end of the track he flew up and hit a small airplane that was hanging. The plane flew around and around going faster and faster. Zim flew off of the plane and landed on both feet on the bed. (I think it was longer but I'm not really sure.) Zim opened his eyes and looked at Dib. "Can!" Zim said pointing to him.
"You flew magnificently!" GIR said following Zim.
All the toys followed Zim somewhere. "I found my moving buddy." Tak said walking side by side with Zim.
Dib looked at Zim full of pure hatred. "That wasn't flying that was falling with style!" Dib yelled after them. "I'm still Squee's favorite. They'll see they'll all see."
The scene changes to a bunch of toys crowed around Zim. Zim was teaching the toys a few techniques and bragging about himself. Wherever Dib looked Zim was there. He looked under the bed for KIR. He thought KIR would be under there like always. Always wanting to play checkers. When he looked she wasn't there she was with Zim. Dib got up on the bed and KIR's tail was hitting his face. Zim was scratching KIR's chin and KIR loved the attention. Dib got fed up with KIR's tail and pushed her off the bed. KIR slipped and fell.
Later on Dib went on the bed instead of the western bed sheet there was an Invader Zim sheet. Zim posters and drawings were in places that Dib's posters and drawings were. Squee came in later on that day and made Dib be the bad guy and Zim the good guy. After that it was time for him to go to sleep. He couldn't decide which doll he should sleep with, Zim or Dib. When it was night time you see Squee sleeping with Zim and the toy chest opens. Dib's head pops out and he looks really sad. He closes the toy chest up.
(The next morning)
"Finally!" Dib said gasping for air. He just opened the toy chest and felt his head. "Hey who's got my hat?" Dib looked to the toys in the chest.
A rubber shark popped out right next to Dib. He had Dib's hat on his head. "Look I'm Dib, Howdy, howdy, howdy." The shark said trying to impersonate Dib.
"Ah-ha, ah-ha." Dib pretended to laugh, but he looked more drunk then happy. "Give me that." Dib said snatching the hat from the shark's head and putting it on his.
"Invader Zim to the Tallest. Come in my Tallest. My Tallest can you hear me? Why don't they ever answer?" Zim whined and looked around. He was wearing the same thing that he wore in Battle of the Planets. He laid his eyes on his Voot Runner that was made out of cardboard. But since he was so oblivious that he was a toy he ran to it saying it would take weeks to repair.
Zim stood up and took out a transmitter. "Invader Zim mission log. Star date 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course, I have crashed landed on a disgusting planet." Zim looks around the room and saw a doll sitting on the shelf. He looked at it in disgust. "There seems to be no intelligent life forms. I'm still not sure if the air is breathable, but I don't want to take any chances."
"Hello!" Dib yelled probably watching Zim talking to himself the whole time. Zim jumped back and pushed a button on his right arm. A stream of light hit Dib but nothing happened. "Whoa! Did I frighten you? I'm sorry I didn't mean too. I'm Dib and welcome to Squee's room." Dib spread out his arms to show Zim the room.
"That's all I wanted to say. And also there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot . you see this bed here?" Dib pointed to the ground which was the bed.
"Law enforcement, it's about time you got here." Zim said looking at Dib's badge that said Sheriff. "I'm Zim, Invader Zim. Universe's best Invader." Zim said proudly. "My ship has crashed landed here by mistake."
"Yes. It is a mistake, because, the bed here is my spot." Dib was getting fed up with all this invader nonsense.
"Look I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusions?" Zim asked looking around to see if they had either one.
Dib thought for a moment. "Well let's see we got double A."
"Watch yourself! Halt who goes there?!" Zim pushed Dib out of the way and pushed the same button he did earlier. GIR and the others put up their hands to show they were innocent.
"Don't shoot!" GIR screamed nearly jumping off the bed.
"It's okay, they're friends." Dib said calmly.
"Do you know these life forms?" Zim asked putting his hand down.
"Yes they're Squee's toys."
"Alright you're all clear to come out." Zim said making a come in motion with his hands. All the toys climbed on the bed and went near him. "I'm Invader Zim; I come in peace, uh, sort of." He didn't actually come in peace because he's an invader. It was his job to take over planets not sign a peace treaty.
"I'm so glad you're not a robot." GIR wiped his forehead relieved.
"Thank you for your kind welcome."
"Hey what does that button do?" KIR asked.
"I'll show you." Zim pushed a button on his suit. "Filthy stink beasts it's clear who the superior species is here isn't it, isn't it?! You stink!"
All the toys ooooed and ahhhed. "Hey Dib's got something like that. Only it's a pull string, and it sounds like ." Skoodge stopped talking.
"A car ran over it." Gaz said finishing Skoodge's sentence.
"Oh yeah but not like this one." Skoodge started up again. "This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh?"
"So where did you come from? Singapore, Hong Kong?" KIR asked tired of how good sounds were.
"Well no actually I'm from the Irken military massive. As a member of the elite I invade other planets and protect Irk from Oog, the leader of the Planet Jackers." Zim said matter of factually.
"Oh really well I'm from Playskool." Skoodge said a little confused.
"And I'm from Mattel. Well I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. You'd think they never saw a new toy before." GIR looked around him. All the toys were staring at him. Giving him a 'what the heck are you talking about?' look. GIR immediately stopped.
"Well sure look at him. He's got more gadgets then a Swiss army knife." Gaz said breaking up the silence.
KIR was about to touch the button Zim kept pressing until he moved her hand away. "Ah, ah, ah, be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off." Zim moved KIR away from him.
"Hey a laser, why don't you have a laser Dib?" Skoodge asked.
"It's not a laser! It's a . a little light bulb that blinks!" Dib yelled at them for being so stupid.
"What's his problem?" Zim whispered to Skoodge.
"Laser envy." Skoodge answered back, although he wasn't too quite so Dib heard.
"Alright that's enough! Look we're all very impressed with Squee's new toy." Dib said with jealousy hanging over his head.
"Toy?" Zim asked confused.
"That's right toy. T-O-Y."
"I think the word you're searching for is 'Invader'."
"The word I'm searching for I can't say because they're preschool toys present!"
"Gettin' a little tense, aren't ya?" Skoodge said.
"Uh mister Zim, I'm curious, what does an Invader do?" KIR asked.
"He's not an Invader; he doesn't conquer other planets and fly!" Dib was now yelling. He didn't need to put up with this crap.
"Excuse me." Zim tapped Dib's shoulder and pushed another button on his suit. A pair of large wings with small light bulbs blinking at the end came out.
"Wow, impressive wingspan, very good." Gaz complimented.
"Oh what, what? These are plastic he can't fly!" Dib grabbed Zim's wing and started to shake it.
"They are a trillium-carbonic alloy. And I can too fly." Zim bragged.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can."
"You can't!"
"Can."
"Can't, can't, can't!" Dib pouted.
"I tell you, I can fly around this room with my eyes closed!" Zim shouted.
"Okay then prove it." Dib said backing up into the crowd of toys.
"Alright then I will. Move back everyone." Zim went to a hot wheels race track and looked around uneasily. He closed his eyes and stepped on a small car and slide down the track. At the end of the track he flew up and hit a small airplane that was hanging. The plane flew around and around going faster and faster. Zim flew off of the plane and landed on both feet on the bed. (I think it was longer but I'm not really sure.) Zim opened his eyes and looked at Dib. "Can!" Zim said pointing to him.
"You flew magnificently!" GIR said following Zim.
All the toys followed Zim somewhere. "I found my moving buddy." Tak said walking side by side with Zim.
Dib looked at Zim full of pure hatred. "That wasn't flying that was falling with style!" Dib yelled after them. "I'm still Squee's favorite. They'll see they'll all see."
The scene changes to a bunch of toys crowed around Zim. Zim was teaching the toys a few techniques and bragging about himself. Wherever Dib looked Zim was there. He looked under the bed for KIR. He thought KIR would be under there like always. Always wanting to play checkers. When he looked she wasn't there she was with Zim. Dib got up on the bed and KIR's tail was hitting his face. Zim was scratching KIR's chin and KIR loved the attention. Dib got fed up with KIR's tail and pushed her off the bed. KIR slipped and fell.
Later on Dib went on the bed instead of the western bed sheet there was an Invader Zim sheet. Zim posters and drawings were in places that Dib's posters and drawings were. Squee came in later on that day and made Dib be the bad guy and Zim the good guy. After that it was time for him to go to sleep. He couldn't decide which doll he should sleep with, Zim or Dib. When it was night time you see Squee sleeping with Zim and the toy chest opens. Dib's head pops out and he looks really sad. He closes the toy chest up.
(The next morning)
"Finally!" Dib said gasping for air. He just opened the toy chest and felt his head. "Hey who's got my hat?" Dib looked to the toys in the chest.
A rubber shark popped out right next to Dib. He had Dib's hat on his head. "Look I'm Dib, Howdy, howdy, howdy." The shark said trying to impersonate Dib.
"Ah-ha, ah-ha." Dib pretended to laugh, but he looked more drunk then happy. "Give me that." Dib said snatching the hat from the shark's head and putting it on his.