Gems and Coins
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Gems and coins, gems and coins,
make me filthy rich!
I don't care that other people think that I'm a bi-itch!
Gems and coins, gems and coins,
making money's fun!
Just bat your eyes, and look real cute,
and plunder everyone!

Dashing through the crowd,
lifting wallets left and right.
Oh what fun it is
to rob everyone in sight!
The people scream and shout,
getting caught is very lame.
So I think I'll leave
Zoro to take the blame.

Oh!

Gems and coins, gems and coins,
make me filthy rich!
I don't care that other people think that I'm a bi-itch!
Gems and coins, gems and coins,
making money's fun!
Just bat your eyes, and look real cute,
and plunder everyone!