Monkey D. Luffy
(to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Monkey D. Luffy
wants to be the pirate king.
But can such a simple minded dunce
really do such a lofty thing?

Monkey D. Luffy
wants to sail the Grand Line.
But first he wants to stop in port
and eat meat all the time!

He ate the Gomu-Gomu fruit when he was very small,
and now he bounces all around
like a goddamn rubber ball!

Oh! Monkey D. Luffy
is a very funny chap.
He's a natural-disaster-in-waiting
underneath a mulched straw cap!

He leads a crew of oddball folks
on the path Gold Roger tread,
but you gotta wonder after all
if there's anything in his head!

Boingedy-boing boing
Boingedy-boing boing
Look at Luffy go.
Boingedy-boing boing
Boingedy-boing boing
Uh oh, he hit Zoro!

Z: "Urusei na . . ."