Mistaken Noises!
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This has suggestions of 5x2x5. This fic was written after Lady Blink got her ass kicked in video games by the bitch-Oops! I mean kind and friendly Lady Wrath. Hope you had a Merry Christmas. If not, too bad! R&R!! -Lady Blink & Lady Wrath.
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.
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*Wufei is trying to stuff a box of old crap into his bedroom closet. *
Wufei: Kasma!!! Baka!!!!!
*Duo walks into the room. *
Duo: *Looks at the struggling pilot. * What's wrong mighty man?
Wufei: Piss off. *Pause. * Shut up and help me Maxwell!
*Duo shuts the door and walks over to 05. *
Duo: What's all that shit in the box Wu-Wu?
Wufei: Stuff a weakling like you would know nothing about.
*Duo picks up magazine and looks at it. *
Duo: Porno? Trust me, I know about porno.
Wufei: *Going red. * Give me that. *Low voice. * That goes in the keep pile.
Duo: What ever. * Starts stuffing in the box. *
Wufei: Put your back into it!
~Outside. ~
*Quartre and Trowa walk by and they stop when they hear noises. *
~Inside. ~
Duo: God it's big. Hell of a thing you got going there Wu-man. I've never seen one so big. *Pause. * I didn't know-OWW! Wufei! Not so hard.
Wufei: Sorry, just open wider.
Duo: Wider! It won't open wider!
~Outside. ~
*Quatre faints. *
*Heero walks by and sees Trowa and a fainted Quatre. *
Heero: What-
Trowa: Shhhh!
~Inside. ~
*Hear loud, quick, rapid squeaking. *
Duo: Harder!
Wufei: I'm only one man Maxwell!
Duo: I told you we should have gotten Heero. He can do this really great.
~Outside. ~
*Trowa looks at Heero in disgust. *
Heero: I swear I didn't!
~Inside. ~
Wufei: How's that?
Duo: Good. Bend your legs a little more.
Wufei: There going numb damn it! You have to many demands!
Duo: Your lucky I'm doing this with you at all, here, we'll switch.
~Outside. ~
01 and 03: o.0
*Yuy and Barton look away from each other. *
~Inside. ~
*More squeaking. *
Wufei: It won't get in! Maybe you should get the oil Maxwell. It'll open more.
Duo: Stop your bitching. Hang onto something! It's going to get rough!
* Duo drops the box and it lands on Wufei's leg. *
Wufei: AHHHHHHHHH!! THE PAIN!!!
Duo: Hold still. Stop moving.
Wufei: You baka! Watch what your doing!
~Outside. ~
Trowa: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! * Runs away. *
* Heero's nose starts to bleed. *
Heero: O.O * Walks away in a daze. *
*Duo and Wufei open the door and look down the hall and at Quatre. *
Duo: Why didn't they come and help us?!
Wufei: Those bastards!
*Duo yells down the hall. *
Duo: What the hell! Come help us with the freakin box!
* Heero and Trowa fall down anime style. *
Wufei: Some people are so rude!
Duo: God. I know!
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This has suggestions of 5x2x5. This fic was written after Lady Blink got her ass kicked in video games by the bitch-Oops! I mean kind and friendly Lady Wrath. Hope you had a Merry Christmas. If not, too bad! R&R!! -Lady Blink & Lady Wrath.
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.
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*Wufei is trying to stuff a box of old crap into his bedroom closet. *
Wufei: Kasma!!! Baka!!!!!
*Duo walks into the room. *
Duo: *Looks at the struggling pilot. * What's wrong mighty man?
Wufei: Piss off. *Pause. * Shut up and help me Maxwell!
*Duo shuts the door and walks over to 05. *
Duo: What's all that shit in the box Wu-Wu?
Wufei: Stuff a weakling like you would know nothing about.
*Duo picks up magazine and looks at it. *
Duo: Porno? Trust me, I know about porno.
Wufei: *Going red. * Give me that. *Low voice. * That goes in the keep pile.
Duo: What ever. * Starts stuffing in the box. *
Wufei: Put your back into it!
~Outside. ~
*Quartre and Trowa walk by and they stop when they hear noises. *
~Inside. ~
Duo: God it's big. Hell of a thing you got going there Wu-man. I've never seen one so big. *Pause. * I didn't know-OWW! Wufei! Not so hard.
Wufei: Sorry, just open wider.
Duo: Wider! It won't open wider!
~Outside. ~
*Quatre faints. *
*Heero walks by and sees Trowa and a fainted Quatre. *
Heero: What-
Trowa: Shhhh!
~Inside. ~
*Hear loud, quick, rapid squeaking. *
Duo: Harder!
Wufei: I'm only one man Maxwell!
Duo: I told you we should have gotten Heero. He can do this really great.
~Outside. ~
*Trowa looks at Heero in disgust. *
Heero: I swear I didn't!
~Inside. ~
Wufei: How's that?
Duo: Good. Bend your legs a little more.
Wufei: There going numb damn it! You have to many demands!
Duo: Your lucky I'm doing this with you at all, here, we'll switch.
~Outside. ~
01 and 03: o.0
*Yuy and Barton look away from each other. *
~Inside. ~
*More squeaking. *
Wufei: It won't get in! Maybe you should get the oil Maxwell. It'll open more.
Duo: Stop your bitching. Hang onto something! It's going to get rough!
* Duo drops the box and it lands on Wufei's leg. *
Wufei: AHHHHHHHHH!! THE PAIN!!!
Duo: Hold still. Stop moving.
Wufei: You baka! Watch what your doing!
~Outside. ~
Trowa: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! * Runs away. *
* Heero's nose starts to bleed. *
Heero: O.O * Walks away in a daze. *
*Duo and Wufei open the door and look down the hall and at Quatre. *
Duo: Why didn't they come and help us?!
Wufei: Those bastards!
*Duo yells down the hall. *
Duo: What the hell! Come help us with the freakin box!
* Heero and Trowa fall down anime style. *
Wufei: Some people are so rude!
Duo: God. I know!