Disclaimer: I don't own Yugi and Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Eriko Christi from Illbleed, Asuka from Evangelion, Minako and Yaten from Sailor Moon, and Ash from Pokemon. (I do not like Pokemon. It's just that I love to 'Ash Bash')

A/N: Some background info. Yugi has decided to throw a house party. He has invited Yami, Yami's invited Eriko, Eriko's invited Asuka, Asuka's invited Makino, and Makino's invited Yaten. Ash was invited so that he they all could bash him. ^_____^ Pairings: Yugi/Asuka, Yami/Eriko, and (love triangle!) Yaten/Minako/Ash.

A/N: Some things. /Yugi to Yami/, //Yami to Yugi//, and *everyone else thinking*

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It was 7:33 p.m. and Yugi Mouto was waiting for everyone to come to his house party. After all, who wouldn't come to a house party?

"Abiou," Yugi said outloud, "You can come out now." Suddenly Yugi split into two and Yami, his spirit, was standing right before him.

The doorbell rang. "I'll get it," Yugi said. He opened the door and was surprised to find Minako and Asuka. "Hey guys!"

"Hi, Yugi!" they both said at the same time. "Hi, Yami!"

Yami blushed, "Hi Minako, Asuka."

The doorbell rang again. "Coming!" Yugi shouted, ran to the door, opened it, and let Yaten in.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Yaten!!" Minako yelled.

"Hey Minako!" Yaten said.

A few minutes later, Yugi let in Eriko. "Hi, everyone!" she said.

"Eriko!" Yami walked over to her, "glad you could make it,"

Eriko laughed, "You know who I saw coming here? That Ash kid. He was talking to a mouse. I didn't know he could talk to those weird little things."

"HEY!" everyone turned around to see Ash, holding Pikachu, standing there.

Yugi looked at Yami, who was talking with Minako, and asked, /Who invited Ash?/

//I did.// /WHY??? No one likes him./

//No, but he's fun to bash.//

/Oh, I get it!/

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A/N: What a boring chapter! I promise that the next chapter will be WAY BETTER. Why, you ask? ASH BASH FEST!!!!!