I've read a couple of bets and some people have forgotten the word of the
day-"interference." *_~
Chapter 2: And They're Off!
"You know, I'm starting to regret not going with my mom." Kagome said. She and Inu Yasha weren't exactly on speaking terms.
Kouga hugged her with one arm. "Don't worry, Kagome! If you want, I could take you to your mother and the three of us can go and find the shikon shards without Dogturd to slow us down!"
A few veins popped on Inu Yasha's forehead.
"What about Sota and Kaede and-" Kagome started.
"Well, if you want them to come," Kouga said, the thought of a romantic journey with Kagome subsided.
"Well, if I come crawling back to her like that, I'll never live it down." Kagome said.
Kouga gave her a funny look. "Kagome, you're starting to sound like dogturd!"
"Sorry." Kagome said.
"If you're done talking about me like I'm not there," Inu Yasha said. "Then we can go on, because we're not making any progress!"
"Well, maybe we can rent a boat or something." Kagome said. They walked down a Japanese street. A newspaper flew into the face of Wolfman Patch. He looked at it and said, "Like this boat, Big Sister Kagome?"
She took the newspaper from him and looked at it. There was an add for a cruise. "Yeah! This is perfect! There's a great price on it too!"
"How are you going to pay for it? You said you're mom had all the money." Inu Yasha said.
"Yeah, but when she wasn't looking, I took this!" Kagome said. She held up a credit Card with the word "Master" on it.
Kouga looked at her in shock, "My, Kagome! I had no idea you were so underhanded."
Kagome blushed, "Yeah, I guess everyone has a little nasty side."
Kouga smiled amorously, "That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen from you!"
Inu Yasha growled at him, "Hey now! Calm down!"
"Hmmmm, that's funny!" Kagome's mom said digging through her purse. "I must've left my credit card at home."
"Did you bring any spares?" Grandpa asked.
"Well I do have one card, wait right here, I'll just go to the bank machine and get a few hundreds." She walked off leaving Sota with Grandpa, Kaede and Toutosi.
Sesshomaru walked outside around the airport. Rin covered her ears whenever a plane landed. "Lord Sesshomaru, what are we doing here?" Jaken asked.
"That women said that this was the fastest way to get to Indiana, so we will take the plane."
"These Planes are scary!" Rin said.
"Don't show fear, Rin." Sesshomaru said.
She nodded, but come on! Wouldn't you be scared if you've never seen anything like a plane before?! They turned the corner of the building where the planes were lined up. Naraku had already been there because there was poison floating around.
"Rin," Sesshomaru said, "Cover your nose."
She put her nose in her sleeve and Jaken did the same. How did they know which plane it was? Well the one with people running out screaming kind of looked like it.....
Sango walked up to a building with Kirara at her feet. "Well this is the place." She said. Someone had told her that there were "planes" here. She walked inside and there was a guy sleeping at the desk. She went up to him. "Hey!" she shouted.
The guy woke up and looked at her. "Yes Ma'am?" he said.
"I read a plane to Indiana." She said.
"Non-stop?!" he gasped.
"Well, I guess, or as far as you can go." Sango said.
He got up and said, "Well it sounds crazy, but I'm a crazy man." He said. "I accept the challenge!"
He brought her outside to a crop duster plane.
Miroku walked along the docks with the tanuki until he got to a fishing boat. A fisherman with an eye patch, parrot, and a peg leg saw him and asked, "Arg! Be ye the first mate I be lookn' fer?"
"What?" Miroku couldn't understand the "Stange" accent.
"Alright, ye scurvy dog! Get on board! We be sail'n ter Cali'forni'!"
"What?!" Miroku asked. He turned to the tankuki. "What is that salty man saying?"
The tanuki wasn't sure himself, so he made something up. "I think he said he'll take us wherever we want." ;;;;
"Alrighty then!" Miroku said. He saluted the captain like a sailor. "Permission to come aboard captain!"
Then the pirate laughed in a crusty pirate voice and the parrot on his shoulder squaked.
Team 2 walked down to the terminal and over to the gate. The whole area was cleared of people, probably from when Naraku swept through. "Well, I guess we just climb on board." Mama said. They walked onto the plane.
"Naraku scared off the pilots!" Kagura shouted. She and Kanna had come onto the plane as stewardesses. She walked passed the first class curtains and scanned those seated in coach. Sesshomaru, Jaken and Rin had taken up first class. But in coach, Naraku sat in the front where there was extra legroom. Kikyo was in back next to the bathroom. Kohaku, Buyo, and Shippou sat some way off. "You two!" she said.
"Can you understand this Shippou?" Kohaku said looking at the "how to fly a plane for dummies" book.
"Beats me, I can't even read." Shippou said. He started flipping switches blindly. Then a computerized voice said, "Auto pilot, activated."
"Hey Shippou!" Kohaku said. "I think you just started the plane!"
"Cool!" Shippou said.
Buyo purred against Naraku's leg.
"Get away from me!" Naraku said. He nudged the cat with his foot but Buyo kept coming over.
Mama, Sota, Grandpa, Kaede, and Toutosi sat in the middle.
"Hey, mom? I'm thirsty." Sota said.
"Don't worry, Sota, once we're up in the air, I'm sure they'll bring around the drink cart." Mama said.
"Hey Jaken! Look at the tiny people!" Rin ponted out the little oval window at the disappearing ground.
Jaken turned greener then he already was (if that was possible) he grabbed his barf bag.
"Is there going to be a movie on this flight?" Kaede asked.
Kagura stood infront of the aisle. Kanna came over the loudspeaker in a toneless voice. "Good morning everyone. We are ensured clear weather all the way to Indiana. How exciting." Naraku fell asleep and Buyo jumped up on his lap. "This is Kagura, she will be leading you in your safety procedures." Kagura looked at the life jacket, "I'm not wearing this." She tossed it over her shoulder. "Anyway, there's an overhead oxygen mask if you have an asthma attack, your seat can be used as a floatation device, blah blade blah...."
"Are we getting close, Bunny?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"No, not yet." She said. ZodiacBunny could sense energy and ZodiacTigress could fly, so they decided to combine powers to find the plane.
"Look! There it is!" Bunny pointed at the spec in the distance.
"Wow! They already made it over the ocean!" Zodiac Tigress said. They flew over to the plane and landed on the roof.
Everyone inside heard the thud.
"What was that, Sesshomaru-sama?" Rin asked.
He looked upward, "It came from the roof." He got up and went over to the door.
ZodiacBunny did a jump onto the wing. ZodiacTigress positioned herself on the upwind side of the right propeller.
"Hey, Tigress!" Bunny said. Try that fists of fury thing!"
"Watch this, Bunny!" Tigress said. She positioned her hands in the shape of claws. She searched the metal cloud for the exact position of the propeller. "I SEE IT!" she shouted.
SNAP!
At lightening fast speed, she lunged forward and grabbed the steel slab. All of a sudden the plane tilted to the right. They heard a bunch of screaming inside.
"Something's wrong with the right propeller!" Kohaku shouted. Shippou grabbed the loud speaker from Kanna and shouted into it, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Bunny unsheathed her pink katana.
"You nuisances."
They looked up and saw Sesshomaru standing on top of the plane. Being human must've had no effect on his threshold if fear.
"HURRY BUNNY!" Zodiac Tigress shouted.
"HYAH!" ZodiacBunny sliced the propeller right off the plane.
"AAAAHHH!" They jumped off the plane as Sesshomaru tried to hit them with his sword. He had jumped off of the plane and both he and it started to fall toward the ocean. He watched as the two girls flew off in a panic.
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Don't worry, no one's going to die!! This is, what? Rated G?
Chapter 2: And They're Off!
"You know, I'm starting to regret not going with my mom." Kagome said. She and Inu Yasha weren't exactly on speaking terms.
Kouga hugged her with one arm. "Don't worry, Kagome! If you want, I could take you to your mother and the three of us can go and find the shikon shards without Dogturd to slow us down!"
A few veins popped on Inu Yasha's forehead.
"What about Sota and Kaede and-" Kagome started.
"Well, if you want them to come," Kouga said, the thought of a romantic journey with Kagome subsided.
"Well, if I come crawling back to her like that, I'll never live it down." Kagome said.
Kouga gave her a funny look. "Kagome, you're starting to sound like dogturd!"
"Sorry." Kagome said.
"If you're done talking about me like I'm not there," Inu Yasha said. "Then we can go on, because we're not making any progress!"
"Well, maybe we can rent a boat or something." Kagome said. They walked down a Japanese street. A newspaper flew into the face of Wolfman Patch. He looked at it and said, "Like this boat, Big Sister Kagome?"
She took the newspaper from him and looked at it. There was an add for a cruise. "Yeah! This is perfect! There's a great price on it too!"
"How are you going to pay for it? You said you're mom had all the money." Inu Yasha said.
"Yeah, but when she wasn't looking, I took this!" Kagome said. She held up a credit Card with the word "Master" on it.
Kouga looked at her in shock, "My, Kagome! I had no idea you were so underhanded."
Kagome blushed, "Yeah, I guess everyone has a little nasty side."
Kouga smiled amorously, "That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen from you!"
Inu Yasha growled at him, "Hey now! Calm down!"
"Hmmmm, that's funny!" Kagome's mom said digging through her purse. "I must've left my credit card at home."
"Did you bring any spares?" Grandpa asked.
"Well I do have one card, wait right here, I'll just go to the bank machine and get a few hundreds." She walked off leaving Sota with Grandpa, Kaede and Toutosi.
Sesshomaru walked outside around the airport. Rin covered her ears whenever a plane landed. "Lord Sesshomaru, what are we doing here?" Jaken asked.
"That women said that this was the fastest way to get to Indiana, so we will take the plane."
"These Planes are scary!" Rin said.
"Don't show fear, Rin." Sesshomaru said.
She nodded, but come on! Wouldn't you be scared if you've never seen anything like a plane before?! They turned the corner of the building where the planes were lined up. Naraku had already been there because there was poison floating around.
"Rin," Sesshomaru said, "Cover your nose."
She put her nose in her sleeve and Jaken did the same. How did they know which plane it was? Well the one with people running out screaming kind of looked like it.....
Sango walked up to a building with Kirara at her feet. "Well this is the place." She said. Someone had told her that there were "planes" here. She walked inside and there was a guy sleeping at the desk. She went up to him. "Hey!" she shouted.
The guy woke up and looked at her. "Yes Ma'am?" he said.
"I read a plane to Indiana." She said.
"Non-stop?!" he gasped.
"Well, I guess, or as far as you can go." Sango said.
He got up and said, "Well it sounds crazy, but I'm a crazy man." He said. "I accept the challenge!"
He brought her outside to a crop duster plane.
Miroku walked along the docks with the tanuki until he got to a fishing boat. A fisherman with an eye patch, parrot, and a peg leg saw him and asked, "Arg! Be ye the first mate I be lookn' fer?"
"What?" Miroku couldn't understand the "Stange" accent.
"Alright, ye scurvy dog! Get on board! We be sail'n ter Cali'forni'!"
"What?!" Miroku asked. He turned to the tankuki. "What is that salty man saying?"
The tanuki wasn't sure himself, so he made something up. "I think he said he'll take us wherever we want." ;;;;
"Alrighty then!" Miroku said. He saluted the captain like a sailor. "Permission to come aboard captain!"
Then the pirate laughed in a crusty pirate voice and the parrot on his shoulder squaked.
Team 2 walked down to the terminal and over to the gate. The whole area was cleared of people, probably from when Naraku swept through. "Well, I guess we just climb on board." Mama said. They walked onto the plane.
"Naraku scared off the pilots!" Kagura shouted. She and Kanna had come onto the plane as stewardesses. She walked passed the first class curtains and scanned those seated in coach. Sesshomaru, Jaken and Rin had taken up first class. But in coach, Naraku sat in the front where there was extra legroom. Kikyo was in back next to the bathroom. Kohaku, Buyo, and Shippou sat some way off. "You two!" she said.
"Can you understand this Shippou?" Kohaku said looking at the "how to fly a plane for dummies" book.
"Beats me, I can't even read." Shippou said. He started flipping switches blindly. Then a computerized voice said, "Auto pilot, activated."
"Hey Shippou!" Kohaku said. "I think you just started the plane!"
"Cool!" Shippou said.
Buyo purred against Naraku's leg.
"Get away from me!" Naraku said. He nudged the cat with his foot but Buyo kept coming over.
Mama, Sota, Grandpa, Kaede, and Toutosi sat in the middle.
"Hey, mom? I'm thirsty." Sota said.
"Don't worry, Sota, once we're up in the air, I'm sure they'll bring around the drink cart." Mama said.
"Hey Jaken! Look at the tiny people!" Rin ponted out the little oval window at the disappearing ground.
Jaken turned greener then he already was (if that was possible) he grabbed his barf bag.
"Is there going to be a movie on this flight?" Kaede asked.
Kagura stood infront of the aisle. Kanna came over the loudspeaker in a toneless voice. "Good morning everyone. We are ensured clear weather all the way to Indiana. How exciting." Naraku fell asleep and Buyo jumped up on his lap. "This is Kagura, she will be leading you in your safety procedures." Kagura looked at the life jacket, "I'm not wearing this." She tossed it over her shoulder. "Anyway, there's an overhead oxygen mask if you have an asthma attack, your seat can be used as a floatation device, blah blade blah...."
"Are we getting close, Bunny?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"No, not yet." She said. ZodiacBunny could sense energy and ZodiacTigress could fly, so they decided to combine powers to find the plane.
"Look! There it is!" Bunny pointed at the spec in the distance.
"Wow! They already made it over the ocean!" Zodiac Tigress said. They flew over to the plane and landed on the roof.
Everyone inside heard the thud.
"What was that, Sesshomaru-sama?" Rin asked.
He looked upward, "It came from the roof." He got up and went over to the door.
ZodiacBunny did a jump onto the wing. ZodiacTigress positioned herself on the upwind side of the right propeller.
"Hey, Tigress!" Bunny said. Try that fists of fury thing!"
"Watch this, Bunny!" Tigress said. She positioned her hands in the shape of claws. She searched the metal cloud for the exact position of the propeller. "I SEE IT!" she shouted.
SNAP!
At lightening fast speed, she lunged forward and grabbed the steel slab. All of a sudden the plane tilted to the right. They heard a bunch of screaming inside.
"Something's wrong with the right propeller!" Kohaku shouted. Shippou grabbed the loud speaker from Kanna and shouted into it, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Bunny unsheathed her pink katana.
"You nuisances."
They looked up and saw Sesshomaru standing on top of the plane. Being human must've had no effect on his threshold if fear.
"HURRY BUNNY!" Zodiac Tigress shouted.
"HYAH!" ZodiacBunny sliced the propeller right off the plane.
"AAAAHHH!" They jumped off the plane as Sesshomaru tried to hit them with his sword. He had jumped off of the plane and both he and it started to fall toward the ocean. He watched as the two girls flew off in a panic.
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Don't worry, no one's going to die!! This is, what? Rated G?