ZodiacPoodle: Strength and Fighting
ZodiacTigress: Mindgames and Speed
ZodiacBunny: Art and Love
Chapter 4: Rock the Boat
"So like, what are we going to do?" Zodiac Tiger asked. The three girls were spread out on deck chairs of the S.S. Inu Yasha and co.
"Well, you heard what the lady said," Zodiac Poodle said. "We gotta mix up the characters because they're all clumped together."
They looked over at ZodiacBunny, who was sewing a green cloth to make pleats. "What are you doing?" ZodiacPoodle asked. "We're strategizing over here!"
"This is for later!" ZodiacBunny said with a smile. The poodle demon conked her on the head and forced her to voice her opinion.
"Well, I'm going to put couples together." She said.
"Well isn't that cute!" ^_^ ZodiacTigress said.
"But it ain't what I'm gonna do!" ZodiacPoodle said. "It's all about the suffering!"
"Well, little miss thang," ZodiacTigress asked her. What do you propose we do?"
ZodiacPoodle smiled and said, "Well I already know what to do about the boat."
Inu Yasha was in the middle of looking for Kagome, it's not that he wanted to be near her or anything, of course not! It's just that Kouga was missing too and he-was he worried? He wasn't sure, but he decided it would be a better idea if he stayed with Kagome. As he was walking, he passed a girl with curly silver hair and a evil look in her eye. She was humming the song, "Rock the Boat."
He stopped walking as she passed him. He watched her walk. There was something fishy, and it wasn't the boat. He followed her silently and sneakily up a flight of stairs onto the captain's area.
Bunny was strutting down the deck doing some kind of freestyle dance. "Rock the boat, don't rock the boat, Baby! Rock the boat, Don't rock the boat, Hon-ey!" She stopped on one side of the boat and waited for the signal. ZodiacPoodle walked into the room where the captain usually steered the boat, don't know what it's called though. She went up to the console were all of the delicate buttons and sensitive switches were.
"Hmmm, this does look expensive." She said to herself. Inu Yasha watched from the doorway. She held up a clawed hand and struck her hand through the metal dashboard.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha came in. "What are you doing?!"
"I'm stopping the boat, Dogboy! What does it look like?" she asked pulling her hand out along with a bunch of wires.
She put a couple of wires together and all the lights on the boat flickered at the same time.
"STOP IT!" Inu Yasha shoved her away from the machine. She hit the wall then turned around to kick him in the stomach. He held his stomach and backed up as he had the air knocked out of him.
"Hitn' girls?" she said. "I'll have to teach you a lesson!" she stepped back and stood in a Karate stanch. He raised his claws and swiped at her she dodged it and swiped at him with both claws at the same time. He grabbed her wrists and straddled her against the wall. "Give up!" he said. "I'm stronger then you!"
She just smiled and said, "Oooooh, Inu Yasha!" he raised and eyebrow at her. "You're sooo good," she said with a catlike grin, "You give me CHILLS!"
He backed off and she used her special attack. She kissed her hand and blew. Where she blew a kiss was freezing ice breath. Inu Yasha was covered with a thick sheept of ice. She smiled and said, "Don't chill for too long, the boat's going under!" she said and ran out of the room. Inu Yasha strained to break free, but he was stuck good.
Meanwhile, ZodiacBunny got the flashing light signal and started to tap her foot of the wooden floor of the boat. (AN: Kind of like Thumper from Bambi.)
Kagura and Kanna were sitting by the edge of the pool. Kagura looked over her magazine. The water of the pool started to ripple, though no one was swimming in it. Kagome came out of the girls bathroom and felt the ground of the boat vibrating. Shippou was throwing up over the side of the boat when he felt the rail start to shake violently.
"W-w-what-s-s ha-appen-ning-ing?" Souta said as he sat with Mama in their quarters. The whole boat was shaking like it was in an earth quake. Suddenly everyone heard a loud crack. Some ship people were walking around handing out life vests. Kouga walked up to Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna dressed like a sailor and holding life vests.
"Hello, Sailor!" Kagura said.
"What's happening?" Kikyo asked.
Kouga was very careful in telling them, so that they wouldn't freak out. "The boat split in half!" he said. "Find a life boat as fast as you can before they're all taken!"
People were running around. Shippou and Kohaku were running around on one deck. "Where's Buyo!" Kohaku asked.
"I don't know! I thought he was with you!" Shippou said. They almost ran past the captains room but they saw the giant ice cube in there. The boys walked over to it. They studied it for a few seconds before Shippou said, "I think it's Inu Yasha."
Kohaku knocked on the ice a couple of times with his fist then said, "Stand back!" he took out his chain blade and struck the ice cube. He pulled it back then after a few seconds the ice cube broke up and Inu Yasha fell out of it. He sat on the ground for a few seconds shivering then looked up at Shippou. "Where did she go!" he shouted.
"Where did who go?" Shippou asked.
"The Poodle!" he said.
Shippou and Kohaku looked at each other then at Inu Yasha. "You dream about poodles?" Shippou asked.
"NO!" Inu Yasha shouted and sneezed. "There's some kind of poodle demon sinking the boat!"
"Oh yeah!" Kohaku said remembering that the boat was sinking. "We'd better go get a life boat before they're all gone!" the three of them went running out of the room.
"Hurry!" Kouga shouted. Mama, Souta, and the rest of their team climbed into a life boat and Kouga turned the crank to lower their boat. Naraku jumped into an empty life boat and pressed the button that would lower himself down. Buyo jumped in with him. "Stupid cat! Get out of my boat before I smite you!" Naraku said.
Kouga saw how he was trying to get away. "Hey! You gotta share that boat! There isn't enough!" Buyo cut the ropes with his claws before Kouga could stop him. Their boat fell onto the water and Kouga was swearing down at them like a-sailor. ^^
Naraku looked upward surprised then at Buyo. "Nice!" he said and started to row away. Shippou and Kohaku jumped into a boat, Kagura and Kanna jumped into a boat with Kikyo, the boat started splitting. Inu Yasha ran around a corner and saw Kagome, who was lost. "Kagome!" she turned and saw him.
"Inu Yasha?" they ran over toward each other when the boards started to split right under them. Inu Yasha reached out and grabbed her hand. She was on the falling side of the boat. She looked down at her sinking half. Her hand started to slip out of his. Then she fell with her half. "INU YASHA!!!"
KAGOME! ACHOO!" he shouted.
The next thing she knew she was being pulled into the undertone. She struggled to swim back up but it was no use, and she was low on air! She was gonna drown! All of a sudden, someone grabbed her hand and she felt a great force pull her up out of the water. She floated ten feet above the life boats. She looked down at them then at the other half of the boat sticking up out of a water. Some water rained down on her and she heard a loud, "Brrrrrr!!!"
She looked up and saw ZodiacTigress floating above her. "I-HATE water!" the demoness shouted. She lowered Kagome onto a piece of wreckage and flew off. Kagome stared after her.
"Kagome!" she turned her head to see Kouga sitting in a life boat with his wolf buddies who were also dressed as sailors. Wolf man Spike and Wolf man Patch paddled the boat over to her and Kouga lifted her into the boat. "Are you okay?!" Kouga asked. He put a blanket over her. Inu Yasha dog paddled over and pulled himself into the lifeboat. With that, they started to paddle toward the Americas.
Sango stared down at the ground from the old crop duster plane. She had ridden on Kirara's back when she flew, but Sango had never been that far off the ground before! Suddenly the plane jolted.
"Uh-oh." Cray said.
"Uh-oh, what?" Sango asked.
"We're out of gas." He said. The plane started to tip forward. Cray, Sango, and Kirara jumped out of the plane.
"What do we do?!" Sango shouted.
"I don't know! We don't have parachutes!" he shouted back.
"Argh!" the captain on Mirkou's boat said, "Alright, matey! Hoist the missen mast!" he started to ramble on with chores.
Mirkou turned to the tanuki for the translation. "Well," the tanuki said, "I think he wants us to go shave."
Miroku frowned. He wasn't going to ask him for translations anymore. The captain walked over to the other side of the boat humming some fisherman song. Then a hand jolted out and pushed him into the water. ZodiacTigress watched him fall and said, "Oops." Then she flew pactially under the boat so that Miroku couldn't see her. She grabbed the boat and started to pull it to the spot she wanted. If she positioned this right then someone could be "Dropping in." ^^
Miroku heard a distand meow. The tanuki caught Kirara. "Look, priest!" he said holding the demon cat.
"Kirara?" Miroku said. Then he heard Sango screaming. He looked upward and she landed in his arms! They both sat there stunned for a second before Miroku looked at her and said, ^_^ "Hey there! Are you a fallen angel?" ^_~
SMACK!!
Sango growed at him angrily. She took Kirara and looked around for where her piolet landed. Then Cray stuck his head up out of the water. "Cray!" Sango shouted. She held out her hand.
"No thanks!" he said. "My name is Cray Z. and I'm a crazy man! I'm going to break a record and swim to Argentina!" he started to backstoke away.
Sango and Miroku watched him disappear into the distance. "Who was that?" Miroku asked.
Sango sweatdropped, "That was a crazy man."
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I know, I know, Sessy wasn't in this one. But he'll show up later on. I promise good things on the horizon. ^_^ Also, tell me what you thought of this chapter, I think I wrote it too fast.
ZodiacTigress: Mindgames and Speed
ZodiacBunny: Art and Love
Chapter 4: Rock the Boat
"So like, what are we going to do?" Zodiac Tiger asked. The three girls were spread out on deck chairs of the S.S. Inu Yasha and co.
"Well, you heard what the lady said," Zodiac Poodle said. "We gotta mix up the characters because they're all clumped together."
They looked over at ZodiacBunny, who was sewing a green cloth to make pleats. "What are you doing?" ZodiacPoodle asked. "We're strategizing over here!"
"This is for later!" ZodiacBunny said with a smile. The poodle demon conked her on the head and forced her to voice her opinion.
"Well, I'm going to put couples together." She said.
"Well isn't that cute!" ^_^ ZodiacTigress said.
"But it ain't what I'm gonna do!" ZodiacPoodle said. "It's all about the suffering!"
"Well, little miss thang," ZodiacTigress asked her. What do you propose we do?"
ZodiacPoodle smiled and said, "Well I already know what to do about the boat."
Inu Yasha was in the middle of looking for Kagome, it's not that he wanted to be near her or anything, of course not! It's just that Kouga was missing too and he-was he worried? He wasn't sure, but he decided it would be a better idea if he stayed with Kagome. As he was walking, he passed a girl with curly silver hair and a evil look in her eye. She was humming the song, "Rock the Boat."
He stopped walking as she passed him. He watched her walk. There was something fishy, and it wasn't the boat. He followed her silently and sneakily up a flight of stairs onto the captain's area.
Bunny was strutting down the deck doing some kind of freestyle dance. "Rock the boat, don't rock the boat, Baby! Rock the boat, Don't rock the boat, Hon-ey!" She stopped on one side of the boat and waited for the signal. ZodiacPoodle walked into the room where the captain usually steered the boat, don't know what it's called though. She went up to the console were all of the delicate buttons and sensitive switches were.
"Hmmm, this does look expensive." She said to herself. Inu Yasha watched from the doorway. She held up a clawed hand and struck her hand through the metal dashboard.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha came in. "What are you doing?!"
"I'm stopping the boat, Dogboy! What does it look like?" she asked pulling her hand out along with a bunch of wires.
She put a couple of wires together and all the lights on the boat flickered at the same time.
"STOP IT!" Inu Yasha shoved her away from the machine. She hit the wall then turned around to kick him in the stomach. He held his stomach and backed up as he had the air knocked out of him.
"Hitn' girls?" she said. "I'll have to teach you a lesson!" she stepped back and stood in a Karate stanch. He raised his claws and swiped at her she dodged it and swiped at him with both claws at the same time. He grabbed her wrists and straddled her against the wall. "Give up!" he said. "I'm stronger then you!"
She just smiled and said, "Oooooh, Inu Yasha!" he raised and eyebrow at her. "You're sooo good," she said with a catlike grin, "You give me CHILLS!"
He backed off and she used her special attack. She kissed her hand and blew. Where she blew a kiss was freezing ice breath. Inu Yasha was covered with a thick sheept of ice. She smiled and said, "Don't chill for too long, the boat's going under!" she said and ran out of the room. Inu Yasha strained to break free, but he was stuck good.
Meanwhile, ZodiacBunny got the flashing light signal and started to tap her foot of the wooden floor of the boat. (AN: Kind of like Thumper from Bambi.)
Kagura and Kanna were sitting by the edge of the pool. Kagura looked over her magazine. The water of the pool started to ripple, though no one was swimming in it. Kagome came out of the girls bathroom and felt the ground of the boat vibrating. Shippou was throwing up over the side of the boat when he felt the rail start to shake violently.
"W-w-what-s-s ha-appen-ning-ing?" Souta said as he sat with Mama in their quarters. The whole boat was shaking like it was in an earth quake. Suddenly everyone heard a loud crack. Some ship people were walking around handing out life vests. Kouga walked up to Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna dressed like a sailor and holding life vests.
"Hello, Sailor!" Kagura said.
"What's happening?" Kikyo asked.
Kouga was very careful in telling them, so that they wouldn't freak out. "The boat split in half!" he said. "Find a life boat as fast as you can before they're all taken!"
People were running around. Shippou and Kohaku were running around on one deck. "Where's Buyo!" Kohaku asked.
"I don't know! I thought he was with you!" Shippou said. They almost ran past the captains room but they saw the giant ice cube in there. The boys walked over to it. They studied it for a few seconds before Shippou said, "I think it's Inu Yasha."
Kohaku knocked on the ice a couple of times with his fist then said, "Stand back!" he took out his chain blade and struck the ice cube. He pulled it back then after a few seconds the ice cube broke up and Inu Yasha fell out of it. He sat on the ground for a few seconds shivering then looked up at Shippou. "Where did she go!" he shouted.
"Where did who go?" Shippou asked.
"The Poodle!" he said.
Shippou and Kohaku looked at each other then at Inu Yasha. "You dream about poodles?" Shippou asked.
"NO!" Inu Yasha shouted and sneezed. "There's some kind of poodle demon sinking the boat!"
"Oh yeah!" Kohaku said remembering that the boat was sinking. "We'd better go get a life boat before they're all gone!" the three of them went running out of the room.
"Hurry!" Kouga shouted. Mama, Souta, and the rest of their team climbed into a life boat and Kouga turned the crank to lower their boat. Naraku jumped into an empty life boat and pressed the button that would lower himself down. Buyo jumped in with him. "Stupid cat! Get out of my boat before I smite you!" Naraku said.
Kouga saw how he was trying to get away. "Hey! You gotta share that boat! There isn't enough!" Buyo cut the ropes with his claws before Kouga could stop him. Their boat fell onto the water and Kouga was swearing down at them like a-sailor. ^^
Naraku looked upward surprised then at Buyo. "Nice!" he said and started to row away. Shippou and Kohaku jumped into a boat, Kagura and Kanna jumped into a boat with Kikyo, the boat started splitting. Inu Yasha ran around a corner and saw Kagome, who was lost. "Kagome!" she turned and saw him.
"Inu Yasha?" they ran over toward each other when the boards started to split right under them. Inu Yasha reached out and grabbed her hand. She was on the falling side of the boat. She looked down at her sinking half. Her hand started to slip out of his. Then she fell with her half. "INU YASHA!!!"
KAGOME! ACHOO!" he shouted.
The next thing she knew she was being pulled into the undertone. She struggled to swim back up but it was no use, and she was low on air! She was gonna drown! All of a sudden, someone grabbed her hand and she felt a great force pull her up out of the water. She floated ten feet above the life boats. She looked down at them then at the other half of the boat sticking up out of a water. Some water rained down on her and she heard a loud, "Brrrrrr!!!"
She looked up and saw ZodiacTigress floating above her. "I-HATE water!" the demoness shouted. She lowered Kagome onto a piece of wreckage and flew off. Kagome stared after her.
"Kagome!" she turned her head to see Kouga sitting in a life boat with his wolf buddies who were also dressed as sailors. Wolf man Spike and Wolf man Patch paddled the boat over to her and Kouga lifted her into the boat. "Are you okay?!" Kouga asked. He put a blanket over her. Inu Yasha dog paddled over and pulled himself into the lifeboat. With that, they started to paddle toward the Americas.
Sango stared down at the ground from the old crop duster plane. She had ridden on Kirara's back when she flew, but Sango had never been that far off the ground before! Suddenly the plane jolted.
"Uh-oh." Cray said.
"Uh-oh, what?" Sango asked.
"We're out of gas." He said. The plane started to tip forward. Cray, Sango, and Kirara jumped out of the plane.
"What do we do?!" Sango shouted.
"I don't know! We don't have parachutes!" he shouted back.
"Argh!" the captain on Mirkou's boat said, "Alright, matey! Hoist the missen mast!" he started to ramble on with chores.
Mirkou turned to the tanuki for the translation. "Well," the tanuki said, "I think he wants us to go shave."
Miroku frowned. He wasn't going to ask him for translations anymore. The captain walked over to the other side of the boat humming some fisherman song. Then a hand jolted out and pushed him into the water. ZodiacTigress watched him fall and said, "Oops." Then she flew pactially under the boat so that Miroku couldn't see her. She grabbed the boat and started to pull it to the spot she wanted. If she positioned this right then someone could be "Dropping in." ^^
Miroku heard a distand meow. The tanuki caught Kirara. "Look, priest!" he said holding the demon cat.
"Kirara?" Miroku said. Then he heard Sango screaming. He looked upward and she landed in his arms! They both sat there stunned for a second before Miroku looked at her and said, ^_^ "Hey there! Are you a fallen angel?" ^_~
SMACK!!
Sango growed at him angrily. She took Kirara and looked around for where her piolet landed. Then Cray stuck his head up out of the water. "Cray!" Sango shouted. She held out her hand.
"No thanks!" he said. "My name is Cray Z. and I'm a crazy man! I'm going to break a record and swim to Argentina!" he started to backstoke away.
Sango and Miroku watched him disappear into the distance. "Who was that?" Miroku asked.
Sango sweatdropped, "That was a crazy man."
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I know, I know, Sessy wasn't in this one. But he'll show up later on. I promise good things on the horizon. ^_^ Also, tell me what you thought of this chapter, I think I wrote it too fast.