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BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Chapter 5: Easter Egg Hunt
ZodiacWiz sat on her bed reading "Lirael." The Zodiac girls all peeked around the corner of her door.
"Um, ZodiacWiz?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Yyyup?" she said not looking away from the book. They all stood on a different side of her bed.
"Well, we were wondering-" ZodiacBunny said.
"-When we can start torturing them?" ZodiacPoodle asked.
"Oh you can start that anytime! They're about to hit America." She said.
"YEAH!" The girls screamed making the writeress wince. They all started to run out of the room when ZodiacWiz said, "Wait a minute!"
They stopped and turned to look at her.
"I've been watching you," she held up a mirror and said, "Let me remind you, your goal is to TOURCHURE them, not to KILL them! That goes double for you, Poodle!"
"WHAT?!" ZodiacPoodle said trying to look innocent.
"Yes! I've had enough of the sea!" Kagome said as she stepped onto California sand. She started kissing the land and her male companions only watched.
"Get up." Inu Yasha said. "We need to get going!"
"Hey! You're not planning on us going non stop are you??" Kagome asked.
Inu Yasha didn't answer.
"Don't worry, Kagome." Kouga said, still wearing his sailor suit. "If you get tired I'll carry you."
Inu Yasha shivered in jealousy. He turned around to yell when the palm trees nearby started to sway, even though there was no wind. The three of them looked at it.
"It's some kind of sign!" Kouga said.
"What?" Inu Yasha looked at him weird.
"If it's a sign, what does it mean?" Kagome asked. All of the palm trees started to sway toward the forest. "I think we're supposed to go that way." Kagome said. They started to walk over there. About a hundred feet away in a tree, ZodiacBunny and ZodiacTigress sat in a tree.
"Good job, Bunny." ZodiacTigress said.
"Yeah!" Bunny smiled. "I'm glad you actually like my plan, Poodle doesn't."
"I'm sure she does like it, but she prefers more-painful ways of torture." ZodiacTigress said.
So Inu Yasha, Kouga, Kagome, and Wolfman Patch and Spike were trying to get through the forest. They kept walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking,...(SLAP!) Then they got to a fork in the road-or forest. "Which way should we go?" Kagome asked.
Then a voice came from above, "It's not a question of which way you go, but of who will go which way." They looked up and saw ZodiacBunny sitting on a branch exactly above the fork in the road. She tilted her head and smiled. "Hi!"
"Who the hell are you?" Inu Yasha asked.
"My name is ZodiacBunny, my Zodia friends call me Bunny, but you all may call me ZB!" she smiled some more.
There was a team sweatdrop and Kagome asked, "What did you mean about who goes what way?"
"Exactly that!" ZodiacBunny said. "Your team splits up now!" She pointed at the right. "Kouga goes this way." She pointed to the left path. "And Kagome and Inu Yasha go this way."
"What about us?" Wolfman patch asked.
"Well," ZodiacBunny said. "You could go with Kouga, but I actually don't care where you go as long as you don't follow them." She looked at Inu Yasha and Kagome.
"I don't care what some weird little rabbit says." Kouga said. "Kagome's my woman and if I had to, I'd follow her to the gates of He-"
ZodiacBunny smacked him across the mouth with a bar of soap. "I'll have no profanity!" she said slightly peeved.
Kouga looked at her surprised. "What about when HE said it!" he pointed at Inu Yasha.
She looked at Mr. Platinum hair then back at onix hair, "Sorry, didn't see it." She said. "Now go your separate ways before I become cross."
"You don't scare me!" Kouga said.
"Oh?" ZodiacBunny said. She reached into the neckline of her red dess and pulled out a Inu Yasha plushie. She held it up for them to see. "And maybe you wouldn't mind if I had a little fun with your friend?"
Inu Yasha looked confused. It didn't phase Kouga, "Knock yourself out, doll face."
ZodiacBunny switch the doll from hand to hand then flicked it in the back of it's head. Inu Yasha was hit it the back of his head by some invisible force. "Crap!" he said. He got smacked across the face with a bar of soap. "What?! All I said was cra-"
SMACK!
"Stop it!" she shouted. She flicked the doll on the butt and Inu Yasha jolted. Kouga? Well he was laughing his head off. And when Kouga laughed, his buddies laughed too. ZodiacBunny scowled at them. "Hey! That's not nice to laugh at other people!"
The wolf guys stopped laughing but Kouga continued on like he wasn't threatened. ZodiacBunny sighed and pulled out a Kouga plushie. She smacked the heads of the dolls together.
BONK!
Inu Yasha and Kouga both held the lumps on their heads in pain. "Your head is like a rock!" Kouga shouted.
"What about you?! I feel like a gotta concusion!" Inu Yasha said.
"Will you go your separate ways?" she asked again.
"No!" Kouga shouted.
ZodiacBunny sighed and said, "I wish people would just listen to me!" She pulled out a Kagome plushie and made the Inu Yasha one hug it.
Inu Yasha flew over and wrapeed his arms around Kagome. Both of them blushed. Kouga was freaking out. "Hey! Get her away from him!" he shouted.
"Will you leave?"
"No!"
"Fine then!" she did something interesting with the plushies. The real Inu Yasha reached behind Kagome with both hands and held her butt. Then they both started kissing.
"And that ZB looked so innocent." Wolfman Spike said.
"STOP!" Kouga shouted. "Fine! I'll go, but swear you'll make them stop!"
"Sure."
Kouga ran over to wear Kagome and Inu Yasha were. He put his hands together and said quickly, "Goodbye, Kagome, I'll see you later and don't start liking Dogturd while I'm gone, Bye!" he and his wolf buddies ran off.
ZodiacBunny looked at the two plushies in her hands. Then she looked at a nearby tree. It was an interesting tree! Then she looked up at the clouds. They were fluffy soft looking clouds and one of them looked like a monkey! And that one looked like a calculator! And that one-
Inu Yasha and Kagome made a noise telling her they were still stuck together. ZodiacBunny looked down at them, "What?" she held up the two separate plushies, "I separated them 4 minutes ago!"
Inu Yasha and Kagome blushed, then Kagome pushed him away and shouted, "PERVERT! SIT!"
WHAM!
Kouga was running along his way, when a blast of fire appeared out of nowhere. He felt its heat run behind him, but it didn't hit him. He turned around and his wolf buddies where burnt to a crisp.
"Ouch." One of them said.
"Hold on guys! I'll go get help!" Kouga said. He started to run fast when another blast of fire almost hit him. He looked around for it when something really fast came up behind him. It wrapped it's arms around him and locked it's feet with theirs so he couldn't move. He tried to turn and look, but he couldn't. And he couldn't release himself from it's kung fu grip either. He looked down and tried to struggle, when a tiger tail wrapped around his waist pulling him closer to this person. He sniffed and his eyes grew wide. A CAT!!
Zodiac Tigress who was behind him giggled. "You're funny."
"Who-?"
"I believe you've met my sister, my name is ZodiacTigress. Though you can call me anything you want." She purred into his hair and he winced in shock.
"Do you wanna play with me?" she asked watching how freaked out and angry he looked. "I'd like to play with a doggy, but a wolf sounds so much more fun!" she licked the side of his face and he gasped. He threw himself out of her grip and he glared at her.
A vein popped on his forehead. "If there's anything I hate more then dogs, it's CATS!"
She held up an Easter egg. He actually remembered what it was for.
"You like what you see?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Gimme that!" he lunged for it, but she moved away. "If you can catch me, I'll give it to you!" she said. "But I dislike racing humans, so-" she chipped a piece of paint off of the egg and tossed it at him. "It won't last as long as the real thing, but it'll be enough for us to have a fun race!" and with that she took off at demon speed and he followed.
Inu Yasha and Kagome walked for six minutes until they saw ZodiacBunny in a tree again. "Oh, great!" Inu Yasha said.
She sat there painting an Easter egg. "Hallo!" she said.
Inu Yasha saw what she had and his eyes grew.
"I know what you're thinking!" she said. She tossed some of her magic paint onto his hair and bounded off. Inu Yasha growed and lifted Kagome onto his back, "Let's get her!" he said.
He jumped after her. ZodiacBunny wasn't a flyer, or a running, but she was a pretty good hopper! She hopped several stories into the air. As she ran she sang, "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! Crying all the time! You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! Crying all the time! Oh, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!"
Inu Yahsa had no idea what she was singing, but for some reason it made him furious.
Kouga lunged forward and grabbed the Zodiacgirl around the waist. "Yes!" he shouted.
She just smiled down at him. He looked at how he was holding her and let go. "Get it through your head, stupid!" he said. "Kagome is the one for me! Not some mangy cat!"
"Oh that's not a very nice way to talk to a lady who's giving you an Easter egg!" she held it out to him. He took it and it glowed in his hand. He felt his demon powers return to him. Then he looked around, "Hey! Where did you take me!"
"Goodbye!" ZodiacTigress flew into the air. "I hope you like Canada!"
"Wait! Come back! How am I supposed to-? Aw, Shit!"
ZodiacBunny stopped running and her ears twitched. Inu Yasha noticed her sudden pause and slowed down. She tossed him the Easter egg and bound off. She jumped over hills, vallies, lakes, ice, mountains, until she got where she was looking for....
SMACK!
Kouga reeled back and held the soap shaped print on his face.
"I'LL HAVE NO PROFANITY!" she shouted.
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How was that? I might start doing little bits of different characters.
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Chapter 5: Easter Egg Hunt
ZodiacWiz sat on her bed reading "Lirael." The Zodiac girls all peeked around the corner of her door.
"Um, ZodiacWiz?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Yyyup?" she said not looking away from the book. They all stood on a different side of her bed.
"Well, we were wondering-" ZodiacBunny said.
"-When we can start torturing them?" ZodiacPoodle asked.
"Oh you can start that anytime! They're about to hit America." She said.
"YEAH!" The girls screamed making the writeress wince. They all started to run out of the room when ZodiacWiz said, "Wait a minute!"
They stopped and turned to look at her.
"I've been watching you," she held up a mirror and said, "Let me remind you, your goal is to TOURCHURE them, not to KILL them! That goes double for you, Poodle!"
"WHAT?!" ZodiacPoodle said trying to look innocent.
"Yes! I've had enough of the sea!" Kagome said as she stepped onto California sand. She started kissing the land and her male companions only watched.
"Get up." Inu Yasha said. "We need to get going!"
"Hey! You're not planning on us going non stop are you??" Kagome asked.
Inu Yasha didn't answer.
"Don't worry, Kagome." Kouga said, still wearing his sailor suit. "If you get tired I'll carry you."
Inu Yasha shivered in jealousy. He turned around to yell when the palm trees nearby started to sway, even though there was no wind. The three of them looked at it.
"It's some kind of sign!" Kouga said.
"What?" Inu Yasha looked at him weird.
"If it's a sign, what does it mean?" Kagome asked. All of the palm trees started to sway toward the forest. "I think we're supposed to go that way." Kagome said. They started to walk over there. About a hundred feet away in a tree, ZodiacBunny and ZodiacTigress sat in a tree.
"Good job, Bunny." ZodiacTigress said.
"Yeah!" Bunny smiled. "I'm glad you actually like my plan, Poodle doesn't."
"I'm sure she does like it, but she prefers more-painful ways of torture." ZodiacTigress said.
So Inu Yasha, Kouga, Kagome, and Wolfman Patch and Spike were trying to get through the forest. They kept walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking,...(SLAP!) Then they got to a fork in the road-or forest. "Which way should we go?" Kagome asked.
Then a voice came from above, "It's not a question of which way you go, but of who will go which way." They looked up and saw ZodiacBunny sitting on a branch exactly above the fork in the road. She tilted her head and smiled. "Hi!"
"Who the hell are you?" Inu Yasha asked.
"My name is ZodiacBunny, my Zodia friends call me Bunny, but you all may call me ZB!" she smiled some more.
There was a team sweatdrop and Kagome asked, "What did you mean about who goes what way?"
"Exactly that!" ZodiacBunny said. "Your team splits up now!" She pointed at the right. "Kouga goes this way." She pointed to the left path. "And Kagome and Inu Yasha go this way."
"What about us?" Wolfman patch asked.
"Well," ZodiacBunny said. "You could go with Kouga, but I actually don't care where you go as long as you don't follow them." She looked at Inu Yasha and Kagome.
"I don't care what some weird little rabbit says." Kouga said. "Kagome's my woman and if I had to, I'd follow her to the gates of He-"
ZodiacBunny smacked him across the mouth with a bar of soap. "I'll have no profanity!" she said slightly peeved.
Kouga looked at her surprised. "What about when HE said it!" he pointed at Inu Yasha.
She looked at Mr. Platinum hair then back at onix hair, "Sorry, didn't see it." She said. "Now go your separate ways before I become cross."
"You don't scare me!" Kouga said.
"Oh?" ZodiacBunny said. She reached into the neckline of her red dess and pulled out a Inu Yasha plushie. She held it up for them to see. "And maybe you wouldn't mind if I had a little fun with your friend?"
Inu Yasha looked confused. It didn't phase Kouga, "Knock yourself out, doll face."
ZodiacBunny switch the doll from hand to hand then flicked it in the back of it's head. Inu Yasha was hit it the back of his head by some invisible force. "Crap!" he said. He got smacked across the face with a bar of soap. "What?! All I said was cra-"
SMACK!
"Stop it!" she shouted. She flicked the doll on the butt and Inu Yasha jolted. Kouga? Well he was laughing his head off. And when Kouga laughed, his buddies laughed too. ZodiacBunny scowled at them. "Hey! That's not nice to laugh at other people!"
The wolf guys stopped laughing but Kouga continued on like he wasn't threatened. ZodiacBunny sighed and pulled out a Kouga plushie. She smacked the heads of the dolls together.
BONK!
Inu Yasha and Kouga both held the lumps on their heads in pain. "Your head is like a rock!" Kouga shouted.
"What about you?! I feel like a gotta concusion!" Inu Yasha said.
"Will you go your separate ways?" she asked again.
"No!" Kouga shouted.
ZodiacBunny sighed and said, "I wish people would just listen to me!" She pulled out a Kagome plushie and made the Inu Yasha one hug it.
Inu Yasha flew over and wrapeed his arms around Kagome. Both of them blushed. Kouga was freaking out. "Hey! Get her away from him!" he shouted.
"Will you leave?"
"No!"
"Fine then!" she did something interesting with the plushies. The real Inu Yasha reached behind Kagome with both hands and held her butt. Then they both started kissing.
"And that ZB looked so innocent." Wolfman Spike said.
"STOP!" Kouga shouted. "Fine! I'll go, but swear you'll make them stop!"
"Sure."
Kouga ran over to wear Kagome and Inu Yasha were. He put his hands together and said quickly, "Goodbye, Kagome, I'll see you later and don't start liking Dogturd while I'm gone, Bye!" he and his wolf buddies ran off.
ZodiacBunny looked at the two plushies in her hands. Then she looked at a nearby tree. It was an interesting tree! Then she looked up at the clouds. They were fluffy soft looking clouds and one of them looked like a monkey! And that one looked like a calculator! And that one-
Inu Yasha and Kagome made a noise telling her they were still stuck together. ZodiacBunny looked down at them, "What?" she held up the two separate plushies, "I separated them 4 minutes ago!"
Inu Yasha and Kagome blushed, then Kagome pushed him away and shouted, "PERVERT! SIT!"
WHAM!
Kouga was running along his way, when a blast of fire appeared out of nowhere. He felt its heat run behind him, but it didn't hit him. He turned around and his wolf buddies where burnt to a crisp.
"Ouch." One of them said.
"Hold on guys! I'll go get help!" Kouga said. He started to run fast when another blast of fire almost hit him. He looked around for it when something really fast came up behind him. It wrapped it's arms around him and locked it's feet with theirs so he couldn't move. He tried to turn and look, but he couldn't. And he couldn't release himself from it's kung fu grip either. He looked down and tried to struggle, when a tiger tail wrapped around his waist pulling him closer to this person. He sniffed and his eyes grew wide. A CAT!!
Zodiac Tigress who was behind him giggled. "You're funny."
"Who-?"
"I believe you've met my sister, my name is ZodiacTigress. Though you can call me anything you want." She purred into his hair and he winced in shock.
"Do you wanna play with me?" she asked watching how freaked out and angry he looked. "I'd like to play with a doggy, but a wolf sounds so much more fun!" she licked the side of his face and he gasped. He threw himself out of her grip and he glared at her.
A vein popped on his forehead. "If there's anything I hate more then dogs, it's CATS!"
She held up an Easter egg. He actually remembered what it was for.
"You like what you see?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Gimme that!" he lunged for it, but she moved away. "If you can catch me, I'll give it to you!" she said. "But I dislike racing humans, so-" she chipped a piece of paint off of the egg and tossed it at him. "It won't last as long as the real thing, but it'll be enough for us to have a fun race!" and with that she took off at demon speed and he followed.
Inu Yasha and Kagome walked for six minutes until they saw ZodiacBunny in a tree again. "Oh, great!" Inu Yasha said.
She sat there painting an Easter egg. "Hallo!" she said.
Inu Yasha saw what she had and his eyes grew.
"I know what you're thinking!" she said. She tossed some of her magic paint onto his hair and bounded off. Inu Yasha growed and lifted Kagome onto his back, "Let's get her!" he said.
He jumped after her. ZodiacBunny wasn't a flyer, or a running, but she was a pretty good hopper! She hopped several stories into the air. As she ran she sang, "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! Crying all the time! You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! Crying all the time! Oh, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!"
Inu Yahsa had no idea what she was singing, but for some reason it made him furious.
Kouga lunged forward and grabbed the Zodiacgirl around the waist. "Yes!" he shouted.
She just smiled down at him. He looked at how he was holding her and let go. "Get it through your head, stupid!" he said. "Kagome is the one for me! Not some mangy cat!"
"Oh that's not a very nice way to talk to a lady who's giving you an Easter egg!" she held it out to him. He took it and it glowed in his hand. He felt his demon powers return to him. Then he looked around, "Hey! Where did you take me!"
"Goodbye!" ZodiacTigress flew into the air. "I hope you like Canada!"
"Wait! Come back! How am I supposed to-? Aw, Shit!"
ZodiacBunny stopped running and her ears twitched. Inu Yasha noticed her sudden pause and slowed down. She tossed him the Easter egg and bound off. She jumped over hills, vallies, lakes, ice, mountains, until she got where she was looking for....
SMACK!
Kouga reeled back and held the soap shaped print on his face.
"I'LL HAVE NO PROFANITY!" she shouted.
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How was that? I might start doing little bits of different characters.