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Happy Hanukah!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy Birthday!
Happy whatever else there is!
Chapter 6: The S.S. Loveboat
Sango sat on deck brushing Kirara's fur. She looked up as the first stars of night started to set in. She was afraid for her safety, Miroku was bad in the day time, try to imagine how perverted and creepy he'd be at night, on a boat in the middle of the ocean, alone with her. She shivered. The tanuki was in the kitchen making the dinner.
Suddenly, Sango shivered. She felt an eerie presence behind her. Her heart pounded as she slowly turned to glance over her shoulder.
"Hi!" Miroku said.
Sango screamed and jumped back in shock.
"Are you alright, Sango?" Miroku asked tilting his head to the side innocently.
"Don't do that!!" she shouted.
"Sango, if your scared or cold, you can lean on me!" he said taking her hands.
She pulled her hands away. "I mean it, Houshi-sama, if you don't stop doing that kind of stuff-"
"Ah-ah, Sango!" He waved a finger at her and smiled. "On land I'm Houshi- sama, on the sea, I'm captain Miroku of the S.S."-he put an arm around her waist in an intimate way.-"Loveboat." He patted her butt.
Sango reached into her kimono and pulled out something she found in the daredevil's workshop. "KEEP YOURHANDS TO YOURSELF!" She turned it on and jabbed it into his crotch.
BUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Miroku screamed in pain and rolled onto the floor.
Sango winced as she heard clapping and cheering behind her. She spun around and saw the Zodiacgirls standing on the rail of the boat. She put her stun- gun away.
"Nice one!" Tigress said and they crowded around Miroku. He let out a bunch of Japanese cuss words.
"I knew he swears!" ZodiacPoodle said.
ZodiacTigress laughed and said, "Better get that checked, you might not be able to give a child now!"
Miroku's eyes widened in horror and the girls laughed harder. Then they turned to Sango who was staring at them in confusion.
ZP: "WAAAAZZZZUUPP!!!"
ZT: "WWWAAAZZZZUUUPPPP!!!!!"
ZB: "KEETCHUUUP!!!"
Sango sweatdropped, "Who are you?"
"Weeeeee'reee-" They jumped back and made super heroin poses, "The Zodiac Girls!"
"And we've come to check on you!" ZodiacTigress said.
"Check on us?" Sango said.
"Rules and Regulations," ZodiacPoodle said. A book titled "Da Rules" appeared in front of her. She took it and turned to a specific page, "Paragraph three section four of the rat race game for shikon jewels: 'The Zodiac Girls are aloud to check on the players to make sure the occupants here within are not cheating and the Zodiac Girls are aloud to do what they please with the players as long as it doesn't involve death or serious injury-physically.'"
They looked down at Miroku then Tigress said, "Well that was her, not us."
"It looks like it would have been fun though." ZodiacBunny said resting her hands on her head.
"So what do you wanna do?" ZodiacTigress asked after dinner.
"Do? We won't do anything but sleep." ZodiacPoodle said sitting comfortably.
"Ah, come on, Poodle! Live a little!" Bunny smiled.
Poodle sweatdropped at her.
The tanuki came in and said, "Would you like some more ice, Miroku?"
Miroku whimpered.
"Okay." The tanuki said and went back out.
"Will you get over it! It didn't hurt that bad did it?" ZodiacPoodle said.
Miroku whimpered.
"I know what'll cheer you up! A game!" ZodiacBunny said twisting her leg over the back of her neck.
"What game do you wanna play?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Cards!" ZodiacBunny held up a deck of playing cards.
"What game?" ZodiacPoodle asked sitting up straight.
ZodiacBunny thought about it then smiled, "Strip-Go Fish!"
Miroku straightened up like he wasn't even in pain a second ago. "Yeah! Let's play!"
"Pervert." Sango grumbled.
"Got any threes?"
"Nope, Go fish."
"Got any fives?"
"Yeah." Miroku handed ZodiacBunny a five. She set her remaining cards down and squealed, "Eeee! I win again!" She sat with a big pile of everyone's clothes behind her. Miroku tossed what last of his clothes he had onto the pile. He was in heaven! It didn't matter that he was the only guy there who had lost, but that three fourths of the girls had lost as well.
ZodiacPoodle sighed with her arms crossed, "We should have known not to play against her."
"And the funny thing is," ZodiacTigress said. "I've been listening to her mind waves this whole time, and she hasn't had a single thought!"
ZodiacBunny laughed stupidly. She put ZodiacPoodl's white fingerless gloves on her hands, ZodiacTigress's boots on, Sango's exterminator mask over her right eye and held miroku's staff in her right hand. "Look at me! I'm Pood-iger-ang-oku!" The three girls flew off. Sango pulled her legs up in front of her and just sat there blushing. Then she felt a blanket drape over her. She looked up and saw Miroku smile down at her. It wasn't a letcherous smile, but a kind one.
"The sea is very cold." He said, pulling a separate blanket around himself.
Sango pulled the blanket around herself and looked away even more embarrassed then before. "Thank you."
"Your very welcome." He said and went inside the boat.
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Awwwww! I should write Miroku/Sango stuff more often! ^_^
Happy Hanukah!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy Birthday!
Happy whatever else there is!
Chapter 6: The S.S. Loveboat
Sango sat on deck brushing Kirara's fur. She looked up as the first stars of night started to set in. She was afraid for her safety, Miroku was bad in the day time, try to imagine how perverted and creepy he'd be at night, on a boat in the middle of the ocean, alone with her. She shivered. The tanuki was in the kitchen making the dinner.
Suddenly, Sango shivered. She felt an eerie presence behind her. Her heart pounded as she slowly turned to glance over her shoulder.
"Hi!" Miroku said.
Sango screamed and jumped back in shock.
"Are you alright, Sango?" Miroku asked tilting his head to the side innocently.
"Don't do that!!" she shouted.
"Sango, if your scared or cold, you can lean on me!" he said taking her hands.
She pulled her hands away. "I mean it, Houshi-sama, if you don't stop doing that kind of stuff-"
"Ah-ah, Sango!" He waved a finger at her and smiled. "On land I'm Houshi- sama, on the sea, I'm captain Miroku of the S.S."-he put an arm around her waist in an intimate way.-"Loveboat." He patted her butt.
Sango reached into her kimono and pulled out something she found in the daredevil's workshop. "KEEP YOURHANDS TO YOURSELF!" She turned it on and jabbed it into his crotch.
BUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Miroku screamed in pain and rolled onto the floor.
Sango winced as she heard clapping and cheering behind her. She spun around and saw the Zodiacgirls standing on the rail of the boat. She put her stun- gun away.
"Nice one!" Tigress said and they crowded around Miroku. He let out a bunch of Japanese cuss words.
"I knew he swears!" ZodiacPoodle said.
ZodiacTigress laughed and said, "Better get that checked, you might not be able to give a child now!"
Miroku's eyes widened in horror and the girls laughed harder. Then they turned to Sango who was staring at them in confusion.
ZP: "WAAAAZZZZUUPP!!!"
ZT: "WWWAAAZZZZUUUPPPP!!!!!"
ZB: "KEETCHUUUP!!!"
Sango sweatdropped, "Who are you?"
"Weeeeee'reee-" They jumped back and made super heroin poses, "The Zodiac Girls!"
"And we've come to check on you!" ZodiacTigress said.
"Check on us?" Sango said.
"Rules and Regulations," ZodiacPoodle said. A book titled "Da Rules" appeared in front of her. She took it and turned to a specific page, "Paragraph three section four of the rat race game for shikon jewels: 'The Zodiac Girls are aloud to check on the players to make sure the occupants here within are not cheating and the Zodiac Girls are aloud to do what they please with the players as long as it doesn't involve death or serious injury-physically.'"
They looked down at Miroku then Tigress said, "Well that was her, not us."
"It looks like it would have been fun though." ZodiacBunny said resting her hands on her head.
"So what do you wanna do?" ZodiacTigress asked after dinner.
"Do? We won't do anything but sleep." ZodiacPoodle said sitting comfortably.
"Ah, come on, Poodle! Live a little!" Bunny smiled.
Poodle sweatdropped at her.
The tanuki came in and said, "Would you like some more ice, Miroku?"
Miroku whimpered.
"Okay." The tanuki said and went back out.
"Will you get over it! It didn't hurt that bad did it?" ZodiacPoodle said.
Miroku whimpered.
"I know what'll cheer you up! A game!" ZodiacBunny said twisting her leg over the back of her neck.
"What game do you wanna play?" ZodiacTigress asked.
"Cards!" ZodiacBunny held up a deck of playing cards.
"What game?" ZodiacPoodle asked sitting up straight.
ZodiacBunny thought about it then smiled, "Strip-Go Fish!"
Miroku straightened up like he wasn't even in pain a second ago. "Yeah! Let's play!"
"Pervert." Sango grumbled.
"Got any threes?"
"Nope, Go fish."
"Got any fives?"
"Yeah." Miroku handed ZodiacBunny a five. She set her remaining cards down and squealed, "Eeee! I win again!" She sat with a big pile of everyone's clothes behind her. Miroku tossed what last of his clothes he had onto the pile. He was in heaven! It didn't matter that he was the only guy there who had lost, but that three fourths of the girls had lost as well.
ZodiacPoodle sighed with her arms crossed, "We should have known not to play against her."
"And the funny thing is," ZodiacTigress said. "I've been listening to her mind waves this whole time, and she hasn't had a single thought!"
ZodiacBunny laughed stupidly. She put ZodiacPoodl's white fingerless gloves on her hands, ZodiacTigress's boots on, Sango's exterminator mask over her right eye and held miroku's staff in her right hand. "Look at me! I'm Pood-iger-ang-oku!" The three girls flew off. Sango pulled her legs up in front of her and just sat there blushing. Then she felt a blanket drape over her. She looked up and saw Miroku smile down at her. It wasn't a letcherous smile, but a kind one.
"The sea is very cold." He said, pulling a separate blanket around himself.
Sango pulled the blanket around herself and looked away even more embarrassed then before. "Thank you."
"Your very welcome." He said and went inside the boat.
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Awwwww! I should write Miroku/Sango stuff more often! ^_^