A little segment saying what happened to the badies, enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 7: Ordeals of Bad Guys
Zodiac Bunny went hopping through the woods looking for an inconspicuous place to sit. She jumped into a tree and looked around to make sure no one could see her or find her out. Then she giggled and pulled out a Naraku plushie. She turned it over and it had a little pull string on its back. She grinned with excitement and pulled the cord. As it wound back in, the doll said, "Kukukuku!" she squealed with glee and pulled the cord again.
"Kukukukuku!"
*zip!*
"Kukukukuku!"
*zip!*
"Kukukukuku!"
She snickered then heard someone behind her clear their voice. She sweatdropped and turned to see the real Naraku sitting on the opposite branch juggling an Easter egg with one hand.
"Kagura?" Kanna asked her sister.
"Yeah, Kanna?"
"Why is Kikyo following us?" the little girl asked looking back at the demonic priestess.
"How should I know? Maybe she'll get bored and go away." Kagura said.
They walked through a town. Kanna was looking at a map. "I think we're in San Diego."
"San Diego? Why haven't I ever heard of these weirdo places?" Kagura asked herself. "How's our money anyway?"
"Actually," Kanna held up the feudal money. "I don't think this will work here."
"Crap." Kagura said. "Does that mean we have to work?"
"I didn't know you two worked." Kikyo said.
"Shut up, you hoer! No one asked you!" Kagura said. Then she and Kikyo flew into a word fight while Kanna watched. Then all of a sudden, they heard a scream. Kagura and Kikyo stopped fighting to look in the direction it came from. Zodiac Bunny came bounding down the street while being chased by Naraku with Buyo clinging to his shoulders.
"Leave me alone! Monkeys are scary!" ZodiacBunny screamed. "Especially baboon ones!"
"That must be the lesson of the day." Kagura said.
Zodiac Bunny ran past them screaming. As Naraku ran past Kagura stepped on the hem of his baboon suit and it ripped off. Naraku stopped and looked at his ripped suit. "Kagura! You stupid wench! That was my trade mark outfit!"
ZodiacBunny stopped running and looked back at Naraku. She smiled and her eyes became two large hearts. "Oooooooooh!" *v*
The three demons all looked at her and then Kanna said to Naraku, "If I were you, I'd start running." ZodiacBunny came running over. She jumped at Naraku and glomped his neck. "You're so pretty!" she screeched.
Naraku started choaking.
"This might be interesting." Kagura said smiling.
"Meow." Buyo said.
"Kagura! Kanna! As my servants, I order you to save me!" he shouted between choaks.
"I thought this game was every man or woman for themselves." Kagura said with a smile. All of a sudden an American dollar fell out of Naraku's robes. Kanna picked it up and gave it to her sister. "How did you get this?" Kagura asked.
"It's every man for themselves!" Naraku said.
"He probably stole it." Kikyo said.
"We need this money!" Kagura said. "Tell us where to steal it from!"
"I'll only help you if you get this monster off of me!" Naraku gasped as ZodiacBunny started to squeeze harder.
Kagura thought and said. "Swear on your soul you'll help us afterwards!"
"Sure I swear!" he said.
Kagura looked at Kanna then Kikyo then asked. "What can we do?"
Naraku made another choaking sound then said, "Go find Eminem."
"Eminem? Why?" Kagura asked.
"Just do as I say!" he said.
So the girls took the dollar and went to go find Eminem.
"Sister, I think Naraku has lost it." Kanna said.
"I don't remember when he ever had it." Kagura said.
ZodiacBunny smiled at him and said. "Oh Naraku, your so beautiful! I saw your monkey form, but you look much better like this!" she tightened her squeeze and said. "I'll love you and squeeze you and hug you to pieces!"
The three girls came back. "Okay! We got 'em!" They dropped a bag of M&Ms on the ground.
"Baka's!" Naraku said. "Not M&Ms! Eminem the rapper!"
"Fine, Grumpy!" Kagura said and walked off again with Kikyo and Kanna.
"I wonder how good you would look in pink?" ZodiacBunny said out loud. "Or maybe coral would look better? Orange?"
The girls came back with the rapper. Eminem looked at Kagura, "Watch it, Hoe!" he shouted.
"Who are you calling a hoe, you-"
"Okay, good!" Naraku said. "Now get him to start rapping."
Eminem started singing "Cleaning out my closet."
ZodiacBunny's ears twitched. She looked up at the rapper in shock. She let Naraku go and jumped at Eminem. She pinned his back to the ground and started to wash his mouth out with soap. "And this will teach you to cuss and speak bad stuff about your mama!"
"Alright, we helped you!" Kagura said. "Now you help us!"
Naraku smiled and said, "It's every man or woman for themselves!" and he started to run off.
"But you sworeon your soul!" Kagura said.
"My soul's already screwed!" he said.
"Hey, Bunny girl!" Kagura said. ZodiacBunny looked up from her deep gum cleansing. "You're Naraku-poo is running off!" Kagura pointed at the fleeing bad guy.
"NARAKU-POO!" ZodiacBunny jumped up and resumed chasing him.
"Come on, girls!" Kagura said. "Let's go steal our own money!" and the three girls went down town in a quest for money.
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I think the teams are changed.
Team 1:Inu Yasha and Kagome
Team 2: Kouga
Team 3: Shippou and Kohaku
Team 4: Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Tanuki
Team 5: Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna
Team 6: Naraku and Buyo
Team 7: Sesshomaru, Jaken, and Rin
You don't have to make bets, just guess, which character(s) will win!
Chapter 7: Ordeals of Bad Guys
Zodiac Bunny went hopping through the woods looking for an inconspicuous place to sit. She jumped into a tree and looked around to make sure no one could see her or find her out. Then she giggled and pulled out a Naraku plushie. She turned it over and it had a little pull string on its back. She grinned with excitement and pulled the cord. As it wound back in, the doll said, "Kukukuku!" she squealed with glee and pulled the cord again.
"Kukukukuku!"
*zip!*
"Kukukukuku!"
*zip!*
"Kukukukuku!"
She snickered then heard someone behind her clear their voice. She sweatdropped and turned to see the real Naraku sitting on the opposite branch juggling an Easter egg with one hand.
"Kagura?" Kanna asked her sister.
"Yeah, Kanna?"
"Why is Kikyo following us?" the little girl asked looking back at the demonic priestess.
"How should I know? Maybe she'll get bored and go away." Kagura said.
They walked through a town. Kanna was looking at a map. "I think we're in San Diego."
"San Diego? Why haven't I ever heard of these weirdo places?" Kagura asked herself. "How's our money anyway?"
"Actually," Kanna held up the feudal money. "I don't think this will work here."
"Crap." Kagura said. "Does that mean we have to work?"
"I didn't know you two worked." Kikyo said.
"Shut up, you hoer! No one asked you!" Kagura said. Then she and Kikyo flew into a word fight while Kanna watched. Then all of a sudden, they heard a scream. Kagura and Kikyo stopped fighting to look in the direction it came from. Zodiac Bunny came bounding down the street while being chased by Naraku with Buyo clinging to his shoulders.
"Leave me alone! Monkeys are scary!" ZodiacBunny screamed. "Especially baboon ones!"
"That must be the lesson of the day." Kagura said.
Zodiac Bunny ran past them screaming. As Naraku ran past Kagura stepped on the hem of his baboon suit and it ripped off. Naraku stopped and looked at his ripped suit. "Kagura! You stupid wench! That was my trade mark outfit!"
ZodiacBunny stopped running and looked back at Naraku. She smiled and her eyes became two large hearts. "Oooooooooh!" *v*
The three demons all looked at her and then Kanna said to Naraku, "If I were you, I'd start running." ZodiacBunny came running over. She jumped at Naraku and glomped his neck. "You're so pretty!" she screeched.
Naraku started choaking.
"This might be interesting." Kagura said smiling.
"Meow." Buyo said.
"Kagura! Kanna! As my servants, I order you to save me!" he shouted between choaks.
"I thought this game was every man or woman for themselves." Kagura said with a smile. All of a sudden an American dollar fell out of Naraku's robes. Kanna picked it up and gave it to her sister. "How did you get this?" Kagura asked.
"It's every man for themselves!" Naraku said.
"He probably stole it." Kikyo said.
"We need this money!" Kagura said. "Tell us where to steal it from!"
"I'll only help you if you get this monster off of me!" Naraku gasped as ZodiacBunny started to squeeze harder.
Kagura thought and said. "Swear on your soul you'll help us afterwards!"
"Sure I swear!" he said.
Kagura looked at Kanna then Kikyo then asked. "What can we do?"
Naraku made another choaking sound then said, "Go find Eminem."
"Eminem? Why?" Kagura asked.
"Just do as I say!" he said.
So the girls took the dollar and went to go find Eminem.
"Sister, I think Naraku has lost it." Kanna said.
"I don't remember when he ever had it." Kagura said.
ZodiacBunny smiled at him and said. "Oh Naraku, your so beautiful! I saw your monkey form, but you look much better like this!" she tightened her squeeze and said. "I'll love you and squeeze you and hug you to pieces!"
The three girls came back. "Okay! We got 'em!" They dropped a bag of M&Ms on the ground.
"Baka's!" Naraku said. "Not M&Ms! Eminem the rapper!"
"Fine, Grumpy!" Kagura said and walked off again with Kikyo and Kanna.
"I wonder how good you would look in pink?" ZodiacBunny said out loud. "Or maybe coral would look better? Orange?"
The girls came back with the rapper. Eminem looked at Kagura, "Watch it, Hoe!" he shouted.
"Who are you calling a hoe, you-"
"Okay, good!" Naraku said. "Now get him to start rapping."
Eminem started singing "Cleaning out my closet."
ZodiacBunny's ears twitched. She looked up at the rapper in shock. She let Naraku go and jumped at Eminem. She pinned his back to the ground and started to wash his mouth out with soap. "And this will teach you to cuss and speak bad stuff about your mama!"
"Alright, we helped you!" Kagura said. "Now you help us!"
Naraku smiled and said, "It's every man or woman for themselves!" and he started to run off.
"But you sworeon your soul!" Kagura said.
"My soul's already screwed!" he said.
"Hey, Bunny girl!" Kagura said. ZodiacBunny looked up from her deep gum cleansing. "You're Naraku-poo is running off!" Kagura pointed at the fleeing bad guy.
"NARAKU-POO!" ZodiacBunny jumped up and resumed chasing him.
"Come on, girls!" Kagura said. "Let's go steal our own money!" and the three girls went down town in a quest for money.
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I think the teams are changed.
Team 1:Inu Yasha and Kagome
Team 2: Kouga
Team 3: Shippou and Kohaku
Team 4: Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Tanuki
Team 5: Kikyo, Kagura, and Kanna
Team 6: Naraku and Buyo
Team 7: Sesshomaru, Jaken, and Rin
You don't have to make bets, just guess, which character(s) will win!