Zephyr: Look!!! our first co-written fic!!!
Nuklyr Evl: Coolios!!! I'm using a new font (Even if it doesn't show up)!
Yodude: Very interesting this should be.
Sulfer: I quite agree with you.
Brimstone: You guys have no faith!
Sulfer: Your just saying that because your her favorite muse!
Brimstone: ^-^ Yep!
Yodude: What about is this fic.
Zephyr: Ummmmm....... Nuk?
NE: Uhhhh.... total and utter chaos!
Zephyr: Is that your.... final answer?
NE: Uhhhhh..... do you have someting better?
Zephyr: Can I phone a friend?
Sulfer: WE'RE NOT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONAIRE GODDAMMIT!!
NE: Okay!! That's my final answer!
Yodude: More specific you should be.
Zephyr: Do you have anything better?
Yodude: No. No better subject do I have.
Zephyr: Then shut your hole.
NE: Then let's just write about a story with random things happening.
All: Sounds good to me.
Zephyr: Ahhhhhh!!!! Run for it! Here comes the title!!!!!!
CRAZY STUFF HAPPENS AND WE CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!
(A Story About Random Things)
By: Nuklyr Evl and Zephyr
Legolas: Hi!
Pippin: why are we here?
Frodo: I have no idea.
Aragorn: What about you Merry?
Merry: Probably the same reason they're here.
Pippin: why are you guys here?
Yugi: I don't know. Why are you guys here?
Merry: we don't know.
Joey: Maybe they know.
Tristan: Well let's find out.
Téa: right.
Yami: why are you guys here?
Pikachu: Pi-Pi!
Yami: AAAHHHHH!!!! FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!
Yugi: Dark magician! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
Pikachu: PPIIIIIIIiiiiiii....... *fade off *
Ash: PIKACHU!!!! YOU BASTARDS!! why?! WHY! PIKACHU! I LOVE YOU!! *sniff*
Yami: AAHHHH!!!! OWNER OF THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GAT IT AWAY!!!!
Seto: Why?
All: KAIBA!
Seto: Fine. GO BLUE EYES!!
Blue Eyes: *blasts Ash away*
Misty&Brock: ASH!
Misty: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Brock: YOU LIMEY LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!
NE: Now he really is ASH!
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! FRIENDS OF THE OWNER OF THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!!! GET 'EM AWAY!!!! GET 'EM AWAY!!!!
Bakura: Maybe we should stop blasting these little things away.
Y. Bakura: nah.
Joey. *sigh* Red eyes. Inferno fireblast.
Misty&Brock: *Burn up*
???: Pi-Pi!
Yami: AAAHHHHH!!!! THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING IS BACK!!!
Téa: No it's not. It's Picu, Pikachu's pre-evolution.
Yugi: How do you know that?
Téa: I subscribe to an anime magazine.
Joey: Cool! is there anything about us in there?
Téa: Sure! For example, in the next episode, Kaiba will lose his soul to Pegasus.
Seto: *gasp* *faints*
Yami: *standing on a chair* IT'S STILL A FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!! GET.... IT... AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Yugi: gee Yami, for the king of games, you sure are skittish.
Yami: Aibou! That's not the point! IT'S A FREAKISH THING!!!!!
Yugi: well, when you put it that way.......... it's still odd.
Yami: Aibou, as soon as I get it away from this predicament, I am going to have a long discussion with you about the scary qualities of FREAKISH LITTLE THIIIIIINGS!!!!
Téa: I'll take care of this one. Pichu, please, go away. Your freaking out Yami.
Pichu: Pi-Pi! (No!)
Tristan: this is ridiculous. GO LAVA BATTLE GUARD!
Lava Battle Guard: *knocks Pichu away*
Zephyr: STOP HURTING INNOCENT CHARACTERS!!!
Legolas: I must admit, it is a bit unkind.
Yami: Are they all gone? *shivers*
Nuklyr Evl: Zeph, they're just Pokémon characters.
Zephyr: Good Point. they're all gone anyway.
Yodude: Crazy People are you.
Sulfer: And proud of it!
Brimstone: DOGPILE ON YODUDE!!!!
Yodude: Aw, hell no....
All:Yeah!!!
(Everyone jumps on Yodude, crushing him to little pieces.)
Yodude: Ooooo. Pain. Very hurting I be.
Seto: Yo, I'm from Beverly Hills and I be pimpin'!
*everybody stares*
Seto: what? I'm still recovering from a faint.
*Everyone still starin'.*
Seto: Grrr. You people are impossible. *stomps off to find someone to duel*
Zephyr: and beat of course! Go Seto!
Yami: I thought you liked meeeeee!
Zephyr: I do.
Yami: then why are you supporting my worst enemy?
Zephyr: I like him to!
Yami: -_-U)
Aragorn: Do we even have a part here? and why ARE we here anyway.
Zephyr: I'm not talking to you right now. I'm talking to Yami.
Aragorn: Baka.
Zephyr: Shut your hole. Or i'll send you to be a slave in Sauron's Palace.
Aragorn: *gulp* why dont you just continue talking to Yami?
Zephyr ^_^ *glomps Yami*
Yami: *cough**choke* can't.... breathe.......*cough* Aibou! help!
Zephyr: Sorry. *glomps Yugi*
Yugi: I..knew .. she... liked me best! *choke*
Yami: NOOOOO! *pulls Zephyr off Yugi* SHE LIKES MEE BEST!!!
Yugi: She likes ME BEST!!!
Yami: YOUR A MIDGET!!! Why would she like you???
Yugi: Becuse I posess so much more Kawaiiness than you!!
Yami: The evil side of Kaiba has more Kawaiiness than you!!
Yugi: *gasp* I'm hurt Yami. That was a low blow. You can insult my dueling skills, you can insult my height, but you can never, NEVER insult my high levels of Kawaiiness!!!
Yami: ¬_¬ she still likes me best.
Joey: Forget it ya' dweebs! She likes ME best.
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Yami: She like ME BEST!!!
*all begin to fight*
Nuklyr Evl: All right zephyr, what did you do to them?
Zephyr: It was just a harmless love spell.
Nuklyr Evl: }:|
Zephyr: Amplafied by the power of the full moon on Friday the thirteenth, being used for the use four guys, with double ingredients, an double power-
Nuklyr Evl: Four guys? But there are only three over there fighting over you.
Seto: She Likes ME BEST!!! I'M THE DUEL MONSTERS CHAMPION, PLUS I'M A BILLIONAIRE!!!
Pegasus: She llikes ME BEST!!!
*all stare*
Zephyr: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *beats Pegasus with Baseball Bat Of Doom*
Pegasus: *twitch**twitch*
Zephyr: CLEANUP!
Nuklyr Evl: That didn't make sense.
Merry: Neither does the non-existent plot.
Nuklyr Evl: Good point. *thinks* If it's non-existent, there's no plot to make sense of anyway.
Merry:....
Nuklyr Evl: So the plot must make sense because it doesn't exist.
Merry.... What's Kawaiiness?
Zephyr: The nerve of that long haired pansy! I would never ever like him!!! grrrr. He must have been drunk.
Nuklyr Evl: You know, that does make sense, seeing as how whenever he appears in any episodes, he's almost always drinking wine.
Zephyr:*Reviews taped episodes* You're right.
Pippin: Can we talk now?
zephyr: of course you can talk my adorable little hobbit!! *glomps Pippin* your my littled hunk of Kawaii!
Yugi: I thought I was your little hunk of Kawaii!! I'm so hurt.
Frodo: Can I be your little hunk of Kawaii?
Nikki: NNNOOOO!!! YOU'RE MY LITTLE HUNK OF KAWAII!!
Frodo: oh, okay.
Nikki: *glomps Frodo*
Aragorn: I'm all alone.
Legolas: There's no one here beside me!
Merry: I'm alone too.
*chelsea, Brittany, and shelby appear*
chelsea: MERRY!! *glomps Merry*
Brittany: Legolas!!! *glomps Legolas*
Shelby: ARAGORN!! *glomps Aragorn* *Aragorn is flattened*
Shelby: oops.
Zephyr: *sigh* everyone's together!
Yugi: *sitting in corner, curled up in fetal position* *weep**weep* WAAAAAH!!!
Téa: it's okay Yugi. You can be my little hunk of Kawaii.
Yugi: *eyes light up*
*Téa leans forward*
*Yugi wakes up in corner, tear stained face, in fetal position*
Yugi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Nuklyr Evl: Well, that was insanity.
Zephyr: At it's best!
Nuklyr Evl: and fresh too!
Zephyr: Sure.
Yodude: more insanity in the next chapter shall occur.
Pegasus: I'm in pain.
Zephyr: DIE YOU LONG-HAIRED PANSY!!!!!
Pegasus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *screams like a girl*
Zephyr: *chases Pegasus with a blowtorch*
Nuklyr Evl: Oy Vey.
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Nuklyr Evl: Coolios!!! I'm using a new font (Even if it doesn't show up)!
Yodude: Very interesting this should be.
Sulfer: I quite agree with you.
Brimstone: You guys have no faith!
Sulfer: Your just saying that because your her favorite muse!
Brimstone: ^-^ Yep!
Yodude: What about is this fic.
Zephyr: Ummmmm....... Nuk?
NE: Uhhhh.... total and utter chaos!
Zephyr: Is that your.... final answer?
NE: Uhhhhh..... do you have someting better?
Zephyr: Can I phone a friend?
Sulfer: WE'RE NOT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONAIRE GODDAMMIT!!
NE: Okay!! That's my final answer!
Yodude: More specific you should be.
Zephyr: Do you have anything better?
Yodude: No. No better subject do I have.
Zephyr: Then shut your hole.
NE: Then let's just write about a story with random things happening.
All: Sounds good to me.
Zephyr: Ahhhhhh!!!! Run for it! Here comes the title!!!!!!
CRAZY STUFF HAPPENS AND WE CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!
(A Story About Random Things)
By: Nuklyr Evl and Zephyr
Legolas: Hi!
Pippin: why are we here?
Frodo: I have no idea.
Aragorn: What about you Merry?
Merry: Probably the same reason they're here.
Pippin: why are you guys here?
Yugi: I don't know. Why are you guys here?
Merry: we don't know.
Joey: Maybe they know.
Tristan: Well let's find out.
Téa: right.
Yami: why are you guys here?
Pikachu: Pi-Pi!
Yami: AAAHHHHH!!!! FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!
Yugi: Dark magician! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
Pikachu: PPIIIIIIIiiiiiii....... *fade off *
Ash: PIKACHU!!!! YOU BASTARDS!! why?! WHY! PIKACHU! I LOVE YOU!! *sniff*
Yami: AAHHHH!!!! OWNER OF THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GAT IT AWAY!!!!
Seto: Why?
All: KAIBA!
Seto: Fine. GO BLUE EYES!!
Blue Eyes: *blasts Ash away*
Misty&Brock: ASH!
Misty: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Brock: YOU LIMEY LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!
NE: Now he really is ASH!
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! FRIENDS OF THE OWNER OF THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!!! GET 'EM AWAY!!!! GET 'EM AWAY!!!!
Bakura: Maybe we should stop blasting these little things away.
Y. Bakura: nah.
Joey. *sigh* Red eyes. Inferno fireblast.
Misty&Brock: *Burn up*
???: Pi-Pi!
Yami: AAAHHHHH!!!! THE FREAKISH LITTLE THING IS BACK!!!
Téa: No it's not. It's Picu, Pikachu's pre-evolution.
Yugi: How do you know that?
Téa: I subscribe to an anime magazine.
Joey: Cool! is there anything about us in there?
Téa: Sure! For example, in the next episode, Kaiba will lose his soul to Pegasus.
Seto: *gasp* *faints*
Yami: *standing on a chair* IT'S STILL A FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!! GET.... IT... AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Yugi: gee Yami, for the king of games, you sure are skittish.
Yami: Aibou! That's not the point! IT'S A FREAKISH THING!!!!!
Yugi: well, when you put it that way.......... it's still odd.
Yami: Aibou, as soon as I get it away from this predicament, I am going to have a long discussion with you about the scary qualities of FREAKISH LITTLE THIIIIIINGS!!!!
Téa: I'll take care of this one. Pichu, please, go away. Your freaking out Yami.
Pichu: Pi-Pi! (No!)
Tristan: this is ridiculous. GO LAVA BATTLE GUARD!
Lava Battle Guard: *knocks Pichu away*
Zephyr: STOP HURTING INNOCENT CHARACTERS!!!
Legolas: I must admit, it is a bit unkind.
Yami: Are they all gone? *shivers*
Nuklyr Evl: Zeph, they're just Pokémon characters.
Zephyr: Good Point. they're all gone anyway.
Yodude: Crazy People are you.
Sulfer: And proud of it!
Brimstone: DOGPILE ON YODUDE!!!!
Yodude: Aw, hell no....
All:Yeah!!!
(Everyone jumps on Yodude, crushing him to little pieces.)
Yodude: Ooooo. Pain. Very hurting I be.
Seto: Yo, I'm from Beverly Hills and I be pimpin'!
*everybody stares*
Seto: what? I'm still recovering from a faint.
*Everyone still starin'.*
Seto: Grrr. You people are impossible. *stomps off to find someone to duel*
Zephyr: and beat of course! Go Seto!
Yami: I thought you liked meeeeee!
Zephyr: I do.
Yami: then why are you supporting my worst enemy?
Zephyr: I like him to!
Yami: -_-U)
Aragorn: Do we even have a part here? and why ARE we here anyway.
Zephyr: I'm not talking to you right now. I'm talking to Yami.
Aragorn: Baka.
Zephyr: Shut your hole. Or i'll send you to be a slave in Sauron's Palace.
Aragorn: *gulp* why dont you just continue talking to Yami?
Zephyr ^_^ *glomps Yami*
Yami: *cough**choke* can't.... breathe.......*cough* Aibou! help!
Zephyr: Sorry. *glomps Yugi*
Yugi: I..knew .. she... liked me best! *choke*
Yami: NOOOOO! *pulls Zephyr off Yugi* SHE LIKES MEE BEST!!!
Yugi: She likes ME BEST!!!
Yami: YOUR A MIDGET!!! Why would she like you???
Yugi: Becuse I posess so much more Kawaiiness than you!!
Yami: The evil side of Kaiba has more Kawaiiness than you!!
Yugi: *gasp* I'm hurt Yami. That was a low blow. You can insult my dueling skills, you can insult my height, but you can never, NEVER insult my high levels of Kawaiiness!!!
Yami: ¬_¬ she still likes me best.
Joey: Forget it ya' dweebs! She likes ME best.
Yugi: Nuh-uh!
Yami: She like ME BEST!!!
*all begin to fight*
Nuklyr Evl: All right zephyr, what did you do to them?
Zephyr: It was just a harmless love spell.
Nuklyr Evl: }:|
Zephyr: Amplafied by the power of the full moon on Friday the thirteenth, being used for the use four guys, with double ingredients, an double power-
Nuklyr Evl: Four guys? But there are only three over there fighting over you.
Seto: She Likes ME BEST!!! I'M THE DUEL MONSTERS CHAMPION, PLUS I'M A BILLIONAIRE!!!
Pegasus: She llikes ME BEST!!!
*all stare*
Zephyr: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *beats Pegasus with Baseball Bat Of Doom*
Pegasus: *twitch**twitch*
Zephyr: CLEANUP!
Nuklyr Evl: That didn't make sense.
Merry: Neither does the non-existent plot.
Nuklyr Evl: Good point. *thinks* If it's non-existent, there's no plot to make sense of anyway.
Merry:....
Nuklyr Evl: So the plot must make sense because it doesn't exist.
Merry.... What's Kawaiiness?
Zephyr: The nerve of that long haired pansy! I would never ever like him!!! grrrr. He must have been drunk.
Nuklyr Evl: You know, that does make sense, seeing as how whenever he appears in any episodes, he's almost always drinking wine.
Zephyr:*Reviews taped episodes* You're right.
Pippin: Can we talk now?
zephyr: of course you can talk my adorable little hobbit!! *glomps Pippin* your my littled hunk of Kawaii!
Yugi: I thought I was your little hunk of Kawaii!! I'm so hurt.
Frodo: Can I be your little hunk of Kawaii?
Nikki: NNNOOOO!!! YOU'RE MY LITTLE HUNK OF KAWAII!!
Frodo: oh, okay.
Nikki: *glomps Frodo*
Aragorn: I'm all alone.
Legolas: There's no one here beside me!
Merry: I'm alone too.
*chelsea, Brittany, and shelby appear*
chelsea: MERRY!! *glomps Merry*
Brittany: Legolas!!! *glomps Legolas*
Shelby: ARAGORN!! *glomps Aragorn* *Aragorn is flattened*
Shelby: oops.
Zephyr: *sigh* everyone's together!
Yugi: *sitting in corner, curled up in fetal position* *weep**weep* WAAAAAH!!!
Téa: it's okay Yugi. You can be my little hunk of Kawaii.
Yugi: *eyes light up*
*Téa leans forward*
*Yugi wakes up in corner, tear stained face, in fetal position*
Yugi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Nuklyr Evl: Well, that was insanity.
Zephyr: At it's best!
Nuklyr Evl: and fresh too!
Zephyr: Sure.
Yodude: more insanity in the next chapter shall occur.
Pegasus: I'm in pain.
Zephyr: DIE YOU LONG-HAIRED PANSY!!!!!
Pegasus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *screams like a girl*
Zephyr: *chases Pegasus with a blowtorch*
Nuklyr Evl: Oy Vey.
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