Zephyr: We're baaaaaaaaaaack!!
Nuklyr Evl: With a vengence! More insanity, forward!
Zephyr: That's my line!
Nuklyr Evl: sorry, Onward!
Zephyr: So, my name's onward now, is it?
Nuklyr Evl: no.
Zephyr: Oh, okay. RACIST!!!
Nuklyr Evl: where did that come from?
zephyr: i don't know. want to see my demented lawn gnome?
DLG: hehehehe
Zephyr: her name is bubbles.
Nuklyr Evl: Like the Powerpuff girl?
Zephyr: No.
Nuklyr Evl: Oh.
Zephyr: FORWARD!!! ONWARD!!! UP UP AND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!
Nuklyr Evl:To Infinity and even farther!!
Zephyr: Isn't it Beyond?
Nuklyr Evl: what?
Zephyr: To Infinity and Beyond?
Nuklyr Evl: Whatever.
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The Second Installment of Insanity
More Random Things Happen That We Still Can't Control
(Continuation Of A Plotless Story)
By Zephyr and Nuklyr Evl
Zephyr: We've been forgetting the disclaimers.
Nuklyr Evl: So?
Zephyr: So we might get sued.
Nuklyr Evl: So?
Zephyr: They'll take all we have!
Nuklyr Evl: I've got a piece of pocket lint. How 'bout you?
Zephyr: I've got a meaningless little pebble.
Nuklyr Evl: So there's not much they can take from us, right?
Zephyr: Right, but just to be safe, We better put in a disclaimer. They might find out where we stashed our Duel Monsters cards.
Nuklyr Evl: NO! NOT MY CARDS!!! DO THE DICLAIMER!! NOOOOOOW!!
Zephyr: *ahem* We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Pokémon, or any of the other shit we abuse!
Nuklyr Evl: *whew* My Duel Monsters are safe.
Zephyr: Not if we forget disclaimers in future chapters.
Nuklyr Evl: FOR THE SAKE OF MY BEAUTYFUL CARDS!!! DON'T FORGET!!!!
Zepher: OK..... now for somthing that DOES have a point....... ASK NUKLYR EVL!
NE: Thank you, thank you.
Zephyr: Question: Why would anyone want to ask you a question?
NE: Becase I'm the sexyist, stud muffin alive.
Zephyr: And now, truthfully, why would anyone want to ask you a question?
NE: Because I'm.....the only one who volunteered for it???
Zephyr: Very good! You deserve a Scooby Snack!
*Shaggy jumps up*
Shaggy: *bite**scarf**swallow*
Zephyr: DON'T BITE MY FINGER!!
NE: Anyway, let's go to the first caller!
Caller: Hello? Am I on the air?
Zephyr: Yes, your on the air.
Caller: But Am I on the air?
Zephyr: Yes, your on the air
Caller: I'm on the air though, right?
Zephyr: YES!! YOU'RE ON THE AIR!!
Caller: But I'm on the AIR....
*Click*
*Dile tone*
Zephyr: Caller #2, you're on "Ask Nuklyr Evl".
Caller 2: Uh, yeah... Um, i just wanted to know...uh, why wont Zephyr let me be her little hunk of Kawaiiness!?!
Zephyr: Yugi!?!
Yugi: Zephyr! My little love muffin!
*Click*
*Dile Tone*
NE: Can I just answer ONE question without you hanging up Zephryr!?!
Zephyr: Okay....fine. Caller, you better have a question!
Caller: Ok, I'm a 14 year old male, bent on ruling the world and trying to escape the shadow realm. What should I do getting my goals?
NE: *sigh* Yami Bakura.... what have I told you about trying to obtain world domination on a school night?
Y. Bakura: Aw, man....
NE: Next caller.
Caller: Yeah, I still don't understand all the shit you were talking about last chapter.
NE: What?
Caller: You know. The "So the plot must make sense because it doesn't exist." stuff.
NE: Yeah. I've had a lot of questions about that. Let me put it in Layman's terms.
Zephyr: *To Yodude* Who's Layman?
Yodude: *Shruggs*
NE: First of all, a story makes sense when it follows a storyline. Correct?
Caller: Correct.
NE: So if it doesn't follow the storyline it doesn't make sense. Right?
Caller: Also correct.
NE: So, if this story has no storyline, then when we follow the idea of there is no idea and that we're a storyline the says that there is no storyline, then we follow the plot correctly and the story makes sense. Does that make any sense?
Caller: No, not really.
NE: Well thanks for calling anyway. Bye.
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LATER
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Yugi: So this story is actually making sense?
NE: Right!
Yugi: Wierd.
Zephyr: We havn't heard from me latly!
NE: And nobody cares!
Yugi: Zephyr!
Zepher: Yugi! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs away*
Yugi: That was strange.
NE: Not as strange as our next cartoon!
All:.....
NE: No cartoon? Then, next caller, you're on ASK NUKLYR EVL!!!!
Caller: Uh, I was just wondering... Why is your name Nuklyr Evl? Shouldn't it be Nuclear Evil?
NE: That would be the same reason why Zephyr spells her name that way, and that's why the world turns,and why the stars shine, and the ocean waves, and why the house flies!
Caller: Wait a minute! Zephyr spells her name that way because that's how it's spelled,the world turns because of a complex gravity system, the stars shine because of the refraction of light to our optic sensors, the ocean waves because of the moon and it's gravity, and houses don't fly.
NE: Mine does....
Caller: You may refering to the insect, the common housefly, but that would be giving you too much credit.
NE: What!?!
Caller: And you never answerd my question! It's probably because you and Zephyr are derranged crack addicts!
Zephyr: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
NE: Why of all the lousy....
Caller; Oh, please! If I wanted to listen to mindless droning, I'd listen to an air conditioner.
NE:*Starting to turn red*
Caller: C'mon! Are you retards gonna say somthing or what?
NE: *Reaches through phone and pulles out caller's head.* Zephyr, could you pass out Metal Bats of Doom to everyone here, please.
Zephyr: With pleasure. *Passes out bats*
NE: Ready.....aim.....whack him at will!
*Everyone whacks the caller with thier bats. When they are all done NE lets the caller's head go and then yells into the phone:*
NE: HOWS THAT, FOR A BUNCH OF RETARDS, HUH?
Caller:*quietly* Ow.
NE: Last caller.
Caller: Hello? Hi, some of my boys 'n' me were wondering if you, Nuk Evl, was a guy or a gal. It's really confusing.
NE: Well, based on all research done on myself, by myself...I am, conclusivly...............................
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................................................................................male. Sorry guys, hello ladies!
Zephyr: *grunt* And he wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
NE:*Dreamy* Ah, Megan! Oh how I crave thee like thy craves for candy. Your beauty surpasses that of all!
Zephyr:*holding a frying pan* I've gotta deal with a dizzy host. Watch for Chapter 3! Later days!
NE: Hey! You stole that from Weekenders!
Zephyr:*Whaks him with a frying pan*
NE:Ow.
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Nuklyr Evl: With a vengence! More insanity, forward!
Zephyr: That's my line!
Nuklyr Evl: sorry, Onward!
Zephyr: So, my name's onward now, is it?
Nuklyr Evl: no.
Zephyr: Oh, okay. RACIST!!!
Nuklyr Evl: where did that come from?
zephyr: i don't know. want to see my demented lawn gnome?
DLG: hehehehe
Zephyr: her name is bubbles.
Nuklyr Evl: Like the Powerpuff girl?
Zephyr: No.
Nuklyr Evl: Oh.
Zephyr: FORWARD!!! ONWARD!!! UP UP AND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!
Nuklyr Evl:To Infinity and even farther!!
Zephyr: Isn't it Beyond?
Nuklyr Evl: what?
Zephyr: To Infinity and Beyond?
Nuklyr Evl: Whatever.
*********************
The Second Installment of Insanity
More Random Things Happen That We Still Can't Control
(Continuation Of A Plotless Story)
By Zephyr and Nuklyr Evl
Zephyr: We've been forgetting the disclaimers.
Nuklyr Evl: So?
Zephyr: So we might get sued.
Nuklyr Evl: So?
Zephyr: They'll take all we have!
Nuklyr Evl: I've got a piece of pocket lint. How 'bout you?
Zephyr: I've got a meaningless little pebble.
Nuklyr Evl: So there's not much they can take from us, right?
Zephyr: Right, but just to be safe, We better put in a disclaimer. They might find out where we stashed our Duel Monsters cards.
Nuklyr Evl: NO! NOT MY CARDS!!! DO THE DICLAIMER!! NOOOOOOW!!
Zephyr: *ahem* We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Pokémon, or any of the other shit we abuse!
Nuklyr Evl: *whew* My Duel Monsters are safe.
Zephyr: Not if we forget disclaimers in future chapters.
Nuklyr Evl: FOR THE SAKE OF MY BEAUTYFUL CARDS!!! DON'T FORGET!!!!
Zepher: OK..... now for somthing that DOES have a point....... ASK NUKLYR EVL!
NE: Thank you, thank you.
Zephyr: Question: Why would anyone want to ask you a question?
NE: Becase I'm the sexyist, stud muffin alive.
Zephyr: And now, truthfully, why would anyone want to ask you a question?
NE: Because I'm.....the only one who volunteered for it???
Zephyr: Very good! You deserve a Scooby Snack!
*Shaggy jumps up*
Shaggy: *bite**scarf**swallow*
Zephyr: DON'T BITE MY FINGER!!
NE: Anyway, let's go to the first caller!
Caller: Hello? Am I on the air?
Zephyr: Yes, your on the air.
Caller: But Am I on the air?
Zephyr: Yes, your on the air
Caller: I'm on the air though, right?
Zephyr: YES!! YOU'RE ON THE AIR!!
Caller: But I'm on the AIR....
*Click*
*Dile tone*
Zephyr: Caller #2, you're on "Ask Nuklyr Evl".
Caller 2: Uh, yeah... Um, i just wanted to know...uh, why wont Zephyr let me be her little hunk of Kawaiiness!?!
Zephyr: Yugi!?!
Yugi: Zephyr! My little love muffin!
*Click*
*Dile Tone*
NE: Can I just answer ONE question without you hanging up Zephryr!?!
Zephyr: Okay....fine. Caller, you better have a question!
Caller: Ok, I'm a 14 year old male, bent on ruling the world and trying to escape the shadow realm. What should I do getting my goals?
NE: *sigh* Yami Bakura.... what have I told you about trying to obtain world domination on a school night?
Y. Bakura: Aw, man....
NE: Next caller.
Caller: Yeah, I still don't understand all the shit you were talking about last chapter.
NE: What?
Caller: You know. The "So the plot must make sense because it doesn't exist." stuff.
NE: Yeah. I've had a lot of questions about that. Let me put it in Layman's terms.
Zephyr: *To Yodude* Who's Layman?
Yodude: *Shruggs*
NE: First of all, a story makes sense when it follows a storyline. Correct?
Caller: Correct.
NE: So if it doesn't follow the storyline it doesn't make sense. Right?
Caller: Also correct.
NE: So, if this story has no storyline, then when we follow the idea of there is no idea and that we're a storyline the says that there is no storyline, then we follow the plot correctly and the story makes sense. Does that make any sense?
Caller: No, not really.
NE: Well thanks for calling anyway. Bye.
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LATER
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Yugi: So this story is actually making sense?
NE: Right!
Yugi: Wierd.
Zephyr: We havn't heard from me latly!
NE: And nobody cares!
Yugi: Zephyr!
Zepher: Yugi! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs away*
Yugi: That was strange.
NE: Not as strange as our next cartoon!
All:.....
NE: No cartoon? Then, next caller, you're on ASK NUKLYR EVL!!!!
Caller: Uh, I was just wondering... Why is your name Nuklyr Evl? Shouldn't it be Nuclear Evil?
NE: That would be the same reason why Zephyr spells her name that way, and that's why the world turns,and why the stars shine, and the ocean waves, and why the house flies!
Caller: Wait a minute! Zephyr spells her name that way because that's how it's spelled,the world turns because of a complex gravity system, the stars shine because of the refraction of light to our optic sensors, the ocean waves because of the moon and it's gravity, and houses don't fly.
NE: Mine does....
Caller: You may refering to the insect, the common housefly, but that would be giving you too much credit.
NE: What!?!
Caller: And you never answerd my question! It's probably because you and Zephyr are derranged crack addicts!
Zephyr: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
NE: Why of all the lousy....
Caller; Oh, please! If I wanted to listen to mindless droning, I'd listen to an air conditioner.
NE:*Starting to turn red*
Caller: C'mon! Are you retards gonna say somthing or what?
NE: *Reaches through phone and pulles out caller's head.* Zephyr, could you pass out Metal Bats of Doom to everyone here, please.
Zephyr: With pleasure. *Passes out bats*
NE: Ready.....aim.....whack him at will!
*Everyone whacks the caller with thier bats. When they are all done NE lets the caller's head go and then yells into the phone:*
NE: HOWS THAT, FOR A BUNCH OF RETARDS, HUH?
Caller:*quietly* Ow.
NE: Last caller.
Caller: Hello? Hi, some of my boys 'n' me were wondering if you, Nuk Evl, was a guy or a gal. It's really confusing.
NE: Well, based on all research done on myself, by myself...I am, conclusivly...............................
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................................................................................male. Sorry guys, hello ladies!
Zephyr: *grunt* And he wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
NE:*Dreamy* Ah, Megan! Oh how I crave thee like thy craves for candy. Your beauty surpasses that of all!
Zephyr:*holding a frying pan* I've gotta deal with a dizzy host. Watch for Chapter 3! Later days!
NE: Hey! You stole that from Weekenders!
Zephyr:*Whaks him with a frying pan*
NE:Ow.
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