Zephyr: Why do we continue this pointless thing?
nuklyr Evl: Because we're odd pple with nothing better to do then write pointless, plotless, chaotic fics.
Zephyr: Okay.
Nuklyr Evl: Don't forget the disclaimer!!! I wouldn't want to lose my precious cards!
Zephyr: Whatever. We dont own anything that doesn't belong to us.
Nuklyr Evl: Right! NOBODY CAN TAKE MY CARDS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
Zephyr : ¬_¬ *slips Nuklyr Evl's deck into pocket* Of course not Nuk.
Yodude: get on with the story you must.
Zephyr: What story?
Yodude: The story that you have been writing.
NE: It's a story?
Zephyr: since when? There's no plot.
Yodude: Continue writing you must.
Zephyr: okay. But these little pointless things before the actual fic are kinda fun to write.
Brimstone: I would like to apologize for any misuse of phrases words, or expressions that these knuckleheads have no idea how to use properly.
A third Installment of Chaos
what happens when we can't think of a title?
By Nuklyr Evl and Zephyr
Bakura: It seems to me that you are specifically centering on a few characters and purposely leaving out others you brought in.
Chikorita: Chika?
Yami: AAAHH!!!! ANOTHER FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!
Bakura: See, you're ignoring me right now.
Y. Bakura: Maybe she just doesn't like you Ryou.
Bakura: Maybe she doesn't like you either.
Yami: That'd be unserstandable.
Y. Bakura: Why you... arrogant...stuck up....... Pharaoh!!
Zephyr: Don't even suggest such a thing!!! I love you all!!! *glomps Bakura* *glomps Y. Bakura*
Nukly Evl: Hey Zeph,
Zephyr: Hm?
Nuklyr Evl: I've been thinking and-
Zephyr: You've been thinking! Nuk, how many times do I have to tell you that thinking is bad for you! It could strain your small brain! You could have a nervous breakdown!!
NE: haha. Very funny. But I've been thinking, and, What does "glomp" mean anyway?
Zephyr: ........... *pulls out humongous dictionary* hmm.... *flips through pages* .... not in here. *pulls out slang dictionary* hmm.... I found "Glom" which means to grab, or latch onto or seize. Maybe it has something to do with that.
NE: possibly.
Zephyr: I really don't think anybody actually knows what it means.
NE: hm. Interesting.
Zephyr: It is actually.
Bakura: Zephyr.
Seto: We have something to ask you.
Yugi: It's very important.
Yami: We're tired of fighting.
Joey: Our friendship could be torn apart.
Y. Bakura: That might not be so bad.
All: *glare at Y. Bakura*
Seto: So we're going to ask you...
All: Who's your favorite?
NE: *whispers* I thought you only spelled Joey, Yugi, Yami, and Seto.
Zephyr: uhhhh....... *looks innocent*
NE: -_-U
Zephyr: oh! You're all my favorites!!
Yugi: But I'm your favorite favorite, right?
Zephyr: I can't decide between you!
NE: Which is why it probably wasn't a good idea to put a spell on them in the first place.
Zephyr: *starts singing* I put a spell on you, And now you're mine!
Bakura: I know she like me best.
Yami: SHE LIKES ME!! I'M A PHARAOH!
Zephyr: STOP!! I wont choose between you!! *throws antidote to spell on them*
*All suddenly stop fighting*
Seto: What were we fighting about?
Yami: I'm Sorry aibou! I never meant to insult your Kawaiiness!
Yugi: It's okay, I forgot why we were fighting anyway.
*All walk away happily*
Seto: Where's Mokuba?
Bakura: I don't think he's in this fic.
Seto: What! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: Calm down Kaiba!!
Seto: But what if Pegasus kidnaps him again?
Zephyr: uh, Seto? Just to let you know, I think Pegasus is still in the hospital. I beat him pretty badly.
Seto: Oh, okay.
Mokuba: Hi Seto!!
Seto: Ithought you said he wasn't in this fic.
Bakura: He wasn't.
Mokuba: I bribed my way in.
Zephyr: No you didn't. I had security let you in.
Mokuba: Why?
Zephyr: Because-..... I forget. But it must have been a good reason.
Mokuba: Okay.
Legolas: Is this exclusive, or are you going to give people other than yugi and his friends a part.
Zephyr: I'm sorry Legolas! You and Your friends can have parts!! *glomps Legolas*
Leigha: GET OFF!!!! HE'S MY ELF!!!!!
Zephyr: sorry.
Leigha: LEGOLAS IS MINE!! AND DON'T NOBODY FORGET IT!!! *glomps Legolas*
Calendrio: LEIGHA!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ELF!!!!???
Leigha: EEP!!! * runs away still holding Legolas*
Calendrio: LEIGHA!!! *chases after Leigha*
Zephyr: Should we end this now?
Nuklyr Evl: I dunno.
Yodude: End the insanity you must.
Zephyr: Well, if he's sick of it...
NE: We better keep going.
Zephyr: right you are Nuk!
NE: Hey Zeph, I'll duel you!
Zephyr: Nah, I'm still new to the game. I don't need you beating me in front of all these readers, and anyone else who might stumble upon this pit of insanity.
NE: I'll let you win.
Zephyr: No you won't.
NE: yes I will.
Zephyr: No you wont.
NE: yes I will.
Zephyr: I don't believe you.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: Fine.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: fine.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: fi-
Yodude: STOP!!
Zephyr: okay.
NE: Is it time to end the chapter now?
Zephyr: I dunno. Do you have any more ideas?
NE: No.
Zephyr: Me neither. Time to end.
All: BYE!!!
********************************
Zephyr: Well that was fun.
Flame Swordsman: Readers, Be thankful she's not putting any of you in this chaos pit.
Dark Magician: Damn straight.
Zephyr: THAT'S IT!!!
NE: what's it?
Zephyr: If any of you wonderful readers want to be in this fic, E-Mail, Nuk, or me and we'll plop you in somewhere. If you wanna have some kind of role, like you wanna torture Aragorn, or accidently throw us all through a malicious plot hole, *shivers* just let us know!!
Yodude: Interesting this should be.
Zephyr: Damn right.
Flame Swordsman: Well, she's leaving us Duel Monsters out of it.
Zephyr: Hey Nuk,
NE: yeah?
Zephyr: Should we bring some Duel Monsters into the next chapter?
NE: Sure. Why not?
Zephyr: Cool!!
Flame Swordsman: Well, at least-
Dark Magician: Don't say it. Don't you say a word.
****
Zephyr: Say it.
Yami: no.
Zephyr: SAY IT!!
Yami: NO!!
Zephyr: SAY IT!! OR I'LL..
Yami: You'll what?
Zephyr: *pulls out millenium puzzle, seemingly out of thin air*
Yugi: Where'd you get that?
Zephyr: None of your business! Now say it! Or I'll dismantle this thing and scatter the pieces across the four corners of the world!!
NE: The world has corners?
Zephyr: you know what I mean.
Yami: NOO!!!! NOT THAT!! PLEASE NO!!
Zephyr: SAY IT!!
Yami: This fic is cool! Review! Review nicely! Noooo flames. NOW GIVE ME THAT PUZZLE!!!!!
Zephyr: Catch! *throws into gorge of eternal peril*
Yami: NNNOOOOOO!!!! *jumps in after it*
*screams are heard*
Zephyr: oops.
Brimstone: Don't worry! He should be fine!! It's just a fic, after all.
Sulfer: No actual penguins were hurt in the making of this fic.
NE: the world has corners?
nuklyr Evl: Because we're odd pple with nothing better to do then write pointless, plotless, chaotic fics.
Zephyr: Okay.
Nuklyr Evl: Don't forget the disclaimer!!! I wouldn't want to lose my precious cards!
Zephyr: Whatever. We dont own anything that doesn't belong to us.
Nuklyr Evl: Right! NOBODY CAN TAKE MY CARDS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
Zephyr : ¬_¬ *slips Nuklyr Evl's deck into pocket* Of course not Nuk.
Yodude: get on with the story you must.
Zephyr: What story?
Yodude: The story that you have been writing.
NE: It's a story?
Zephyr: since when? There's no plot.
Yodude: Continue writing you must.
Zephyr: okay. But these little pointless things before the actual fic are kinda fun to write.
Brimstone: I would like to apologize for any misuse of phrases words, or expressions that these knuckleheads have no idea how to use properly.
A third Installment of Chaos
what happens when we can't think of a title?
By Nuklyr Evl and Zephyr
Bakura: It seems to me that you are specifically centering on a few characters and purposely leaving out others you brought in.
Chikorita: Chika?
Yami: AAAHH!!!! ANOTHER FREAKISH LITTLE THING!!! GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!
Bakura: See, you're ignoring me right now.
Y. Bakura: Maybe she just doesn't like you Ryou.
Bakura: Maybe she doesn't like you either.
Yami: That'd be unserstandable.
Y. Bakura: Why you... arrogant...stuck up....... Pharaoh!!
Zephyr: Don't even suggest such a thing!!! I love you all!!! *glomps Bakura* *glomps Y. Bakura*
Nukly Evl: Hey Zeph,
Zephyr: Hm?
Nuklyr Evl: I've been thinking and-
Zephyr: You've been thinking! Nuk, how many times do I have to tell you that thinking is bad for you! It could strain your small brain! You could have a nervous breakdown!!
NE: haha. Very funny. But I've been thinking, and, What does "glomp" mean anyway?
Zephyr: ........... *pulls out humongous dictionary* hmm.... *flips through pages* .... not in here. *pulls out slang dictionary* hmm.... I found "Glom" which means to grab, or latch onto or seize. Maybe it has something to do with that.
NE: possibly.
Zephyr: I really don't think anybody actually knows what it means.
NE: hm. Interesting.
Zephyr: It is actually.
Bakura: Zephyr.
Seto: We have something to ask you.
Yugi: It's very important.
Yami: We're tired of fighting.
Joey: Our friendship could be torn apart.
Y. Bakura: That might not be so bad.
All: *glare at Y. Bakura*
Seto: So we're going to ask you...
All: Who's your favorite?
NE: *whispers* I thought you only spelled Joey, Yugi, Yami, and Seto.
Zephyr: uhhhh....... *looks innocent*
NE: -_-U
Zephyr: oh! You're all my favorites!!
Yugi: But I'm your favorite favorite, right?
Zephyr: I can't decide between you!
NE: Which is why it probably wasn't a good idea to put a spell on them in the first place.
Zephyr: *starts singing* I put a spell on you, And now you're mine!
Bakura: I know she like me best.
Yami: SHE LIKES ME!! I'M A PHARAOH!
Zephyr: STOP!! I wont choose between you!! *throws antidote to spell on them*
*All suddenly stop fighting*
Seto: What were we fighting about?
Yami: I'm Sorry aibou! I never meant to insult your Kawaiiness!
Yugi: It's okay, I forgot why we were fighting anyway.
*All walk away happily*
Seto: Where's Mokuba?
Bakura: I don't think he's in this fic.
Seto: What! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: Calm down Kaiba!!
Seto: But what if Pegasus kidnaps him again?
Zephyr: uh, Seto? Just to let you know, I think Pegasus is still in the hospital. I beat him pretty badly.
Seto: Oh, okay.
Mokuba: Hi Seto!!
Seto: Ithought you said he wasn't in this fic.
Bakura: He wasn't.
Mokuba: I bribed my way in.
Zephyr: No you didn't. I had security let you in.
Mokuba: Why?
Zephyr: Because-..... I forget. But it must have been a good reason.
Mokuba: Okay.
Legolas: Is this exclusive, or are you going to give people other than yugi and his friends a part.
Zephyr: I'm sorry Legolas! You and Your friends can have parts!! *glomps Legolas*
Leigha: GET OFF!!!! HE'S MY ELF!!!!!
Zephyr: sorry.
Leigha: LEGOLAS IS MINE!! AND DON'T NOBODY FORGET IT!!! *glomps Legolas*
Calendrio: LEIGHA!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ELF!!!!???
Leigha: EEP!!! * runs away still holding Legolas*
Calendrio: LEIGHA!!! *chases after Leigha*
Zephyr: Should we end this now?
Nuklyr Evl: I dunno.
Yodude: End the insanity you must.
Zephyr: Well, if he's sick of it...
NE: We better keep going.
Zephyr: right you are Nuk!
NE: Hey Zeph, I'll duel you!
Zephyr: Nah, I'm still new to the game. I don't need you beating me in front of all these readers, and anyone else who might stumble upon this pit of insanity.
NE: I'll let you win.
Zephyr: No you won't.
NE: yes I will.
Zephyr: No you wont.
NE: yes I will.
Zephyr: I don't believe you.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: Fine.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: fine.
NE: fine.
Zephyr: fi-
Yodude: STOP!!
Zephyr: okay.
NE: Is it time to end the chapter now?
Zephyr: I dunno. Do you have any more ideas?
NE: No.
Zephyr: Me neither. Time to end.
All: BYE!!!
********************************
Zephyr: Well that was fun.
Flame Swordsman: Readers, Be thankful she's not putting any of you in this chaos pit.
Dark Magician: Damn straight.
Zephyr: THAT'S IT!!!
NE: what's it?
Zephyr: If any of you wonderful readers want to be in this fic, E-Mail, Nuk, or me and we'll plop you in somewhere. If you wanna have some kind of role, like you wanna torture Aragorn, or accidently throw us all through a malicious plot hole, *shivers* just let us know!!
Yodude: Interesting this should be.
Zephyr: Damn right.
Flame Swordsman: Well, she's leaving us Duel Monsters out of it.
Zephyr: Hey Nuk,
NE: yeah?
Zephyr: Should we bring some Duel Monsters into the next chapter?
NE: Sure. Why not?
Zephyr: Cool!!
Flame Swordsman: Well, at least-
Dark Magician: Don't say it. Don't you say a word.
****
Zephyr: Say it.
Yami: no.
Zephyr: SAY IT!!
Yami: NO!!
Zephyr: SAY IT!! OR I'LL..
Yami: You'll what?
Zephyr: *pulls out millenium puzzle, seemingly out of thin air*
Yugi: Where'd you get that?
Zephyr: None of your business! Now say it! Or I'll dismantle this thing and scatter the pieces across the four corners of the world!!
NE: The world has corners?
Zephyr: you know what I mean.
Yami: NOO!!!! NOT THAT!! PLEASE NO!!
Zephyr: SAY IT!!
Yami: This fic is cool! Review! Review nicely! Noooo flames. NOW GIVE ME THAT PUZZLE!!!!!
Zephyr: Catch! *throws into gorge of eternal peril*
Yami: NNNOOOOOO!!!! *jumps in after it*
*screams are heard*
Zephyr: oops.
Brimstone: Don't worry! He should be fine!! It's just a fic, after all.
Sulfer: No actual penguins were hurt in the making of this fic.
NE: the world has corners?