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Chappy 2
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Gourry, Amelia, and Zelgadis are still watching the movie. Oh wait...
It's over right about now. Anyway they're all watching the credits
when sassy comes in. (Tiypo's pet cat) "Meow" says sassy staring blankly
at Ameria "Meooooow"
"Oh god I think it's trying to communicate with us" Says Ameria as she
grabs Zel's arm. She looks up at Zel and gives him an evily, seducive
grin. Zel looks down on her and gets this worried look on his face.
"Your not thinking whut I'm thinking, are you?" Ameria grabs him and
drags him out to the pool in the back yard, strips him naked and pushes
him in. "AH!" He yells as he hits the water. Then Ameria jumps in the
water and says as she pulls hit wet body close to hers
"Ravish me sexy! Ravish me long and hard" Zel looks at her in the eyes.
"Well if you really insist!" Meanwhile Gourry is still in the living
room trying to talk to the cat. "Hellooo! Cat. Can. You. Understand.
Me?" He stares at the cat for a minute.
"Meow?" Sassy responds tilting her head a little.
"Yes!" Says Gourry "I have made contact with another speices" Looks down
at Sassy "Come now friend lets eat"
"Meow!" Sassy's eyes light up and she follows Gourry into the kitchen.
Little did Gourry know that the cat was leading him into a trap. Sassy
closed the door behind her and then stood up on two legs "Stop you
filthy human" Sassy say as Gourry slowly turns around "I said stop damn
it!"
"Huh?" Gourry looks around "Where are you?"
"Down here you Moron" Replies Sassy as she scratches his leg.
"Oh down there" He says as he looks down "Why did you have to go and do
that?" He rubs where Sassy just scratched him.
"Whut?" Sassy looks at him confused sorta way "Ooh! That. Ha. Sorry. I
just needed to get your attention. Thats all!"
"Oh!" Says Gourry.
"Anyway that is not important the reason why I called you..." says the
cat not being able to finish.
"Heey! Your a talking cat!.... Oh my god!" He jumps up and runs out the
kitchen "Hey EVERYONE! RUN THERES A TALKING CAT AND IT'S GUNNA TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"Cat! Where?" said Ranma looking around frantically.
"Wait! Wait! Time out! How the hell did Ranma get in the story Dan?" asks
Ameria all confused.
"Hey I'm the one writing the story now get back to Zelgadis and dont ask
any more questions" replies Dan the author. Anyway on with the story.
"Run man run for your life! The cat is comming this way!" Gourry yells
at Ranma who is now scared shitless and very confused. "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Gourry and Ranma run around flailing and screaming their heads off.
"Well that was one way of getting my message around to the world" she
walks out the living room onto a little stage of somesort with a microphone
on it. "Now listen up world I. Sassy. Am going to take you over!" Lots
of diabalical laughter. Gourry who is now hiding under the table with
Ranma.
"So how did you get here anyway?"
"I have no clue" Says Ranma "But I'm glad I got here when I did because I
was about to be glomped by this very annoying girl named Shampoo, you
know your really hot"
"Why thankyou" says Gourry clueless as usual. Then all of a sudden Ranma
kisses Gourry smack on the lips. As Ranma pulls away Gourry says "Um.
Wow. Your a good kisser" Then he pulls Ranma ontop of him and kisses him again.
They end up having hot passionate gay sex (Hehehe I just had to put some Yaoi
into it). Meanwhile Sassy stops laughing.
"Um where did everyone go?" Starts looking around for everyone. She looks under
the table. "Ew! Okay thats it! I'm packing my bags and moving out!" Sassy says
when she sees Ranma and Gourry "You queers can keep this part of the world
because that is just nasty" She walks off carrying two little suit cases. Then
Megumi suddenly pops up and sees Ranma and Gourry together. "Aw isn't that the
cutest you've ever seen"
Ranma turns to Gourry. "How in the hell did she just pop up like that?" Gourry
shrugs his shoulders.
"Oh well I'll leave you two alone I gotta go and wake Xelloss up" She gets up,
puts the table cloth back down and starts running up the stairs. When Megumi
wakes up Xell they both start to go down the stairs "Oh SHIT!" Megumi trips
over her feet again. "AHHHH! OOF! CRAP NOT THE WALL AGAIN!" *BANG! CRASH! THUMP!
WHUMP* "Oof! Hey I landed on something soft"
"Get off of me" Says a voice that came from under Megumi.
"Huh?" Says Megumi confused "Who said that"
"Me" Says the voice again. Megumi looks down at what she's sitting on.
"Oh! Hehe! Sorry Rezo" She says as she gets off of him.
"Is everything ok down there?!" Yelled Xelloss from the top of the stairs. He
starts going down the stairs but he also trips over his feet and falls down
the stairs. "OW! FUCK! DAMN WALL!" *THUMP! CRASH! BANG! WHUMP! "OOF!" He
lands on Rezo who is just trying to get up from being crushed by Megumi.
"Oh! My god Xelly babe are you okay?" Megumi runs up to him and huggles him.
"I'm okay" responds Xell and he kisses Megumi to reasure her.
"Xelloss get off of me dammit your so much heavier than Megumi" Says Rezo as
he tries to push Xell off of him.
"Oh. AH sorry Rezo" Xelloss says as he gets off of him.
"Comon Xelly you've rest enough now lets go have a snack" Megumi says as she
gives Xell a seductive look and winks at him. They go to the kitchen.
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Ok ppls!!!! Review please!!!! I'll update soon!!! Just R&R FOR GODS SAKE!
Chappy 2
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Gourry, Amelia, and Zelgadis are still watching the movie. Oh wait...
It's over right about now. Anyway they're all watching the credits
when sassy comes in. (Tiypo's pet cat) "Meow" says sassy staring blankly
at Ameria "Meooooow"
"Oh god I think it's trying to communicate with us" Says Ameria as she
grabs Zel's arm. She looks up at Zel and gives him an evily, seducive
grin. Zel looks down on her and gets this worried look on his face.
"Your not thinking whut I'm thinking, are you?" Ameria grabs him and
drags him out to the pool in the back yard, strips him naked and pushes
him in. "AH!" He yells as he hits the water. Then Ameria jumps in the
water and says as she pulls hit wet body close to hers
"Ravish me sexy! Ravish me long and hard" Zel looks at her in the eyes.
"Well if you really insist!" Meanwhile Gourry is still in the living
room trying to talk to the cat. "Hellooo! Cat. Can. You. Understand.
Me?" He stares at the cat for a minute.
"Meow?" Sassy responds tilting her head a little.
"Yes!" Says Gourry "I have made contact with another speices" Looks down
at Sassy "Come now friend lets eat"
"Meow!" Sassy's eyes light up and she follows Gourry into the kitchen.
Little did Gourry know that the cat was leading him into a trap. Sassy
closed the door behind her and then stood up on two legs "Stop you
filthy human" Sassy say as Gourry slowly turns around "I said stop damn
it!"
"Huh?" Gourry looks around "Where are you?"
"Down here you Moron" Replies Sassy as she scratches his leg.
"Oh down there" He says as he looks down "Why did you have to go and do
that?" He rubs where Sassy just scratched him.
"Whut?" Sassy looks at him confused sorta way "Ooh! That. Ha. Sorry. I
just needed to get your attention. Thats all!"
"Oh!" Says Gourry.
"Anyway that is not important the reason why I called you..." says the
cat not being able to finish.
"Heey! Your a talking cat!.... Oh my god!" He jumps up and runs out the
kitchen "Hey EVERYONE! RUN THERES A TALKING CAT AND IT'S GUNNA TRY TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"Cat! Where?" said Ranma looking around frantically.
"Wait! Wait! Time out! How the hell did Ranma get in the story Dan?" asks
Ameria all confused.
"Hey I'm the one writing the story now get back to Zelgadis and dont ask
any more questions" replies Dan the author. Anyway on with the story.
"Run man run for your life! The cat is comming this way!" Gourry yells
at Ranma who is now scared shitless and very confused. "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Gourry and Ranma run around flailing and screaming their heads off.
"Well that was one way of getting my message around to the world" she
walks out the living room onto a little stage of somesort with a microphone
on it. "Now listen up world I. Sassy. Am going to take you over!" Lots
of diabalical laughter. Gourry who is now hiding under the table with
Ranma.
"So how did you get here anyway?"
"I have no clue" Says Ranma "But I'm glad I got here when I did because I
was about to be glomped by this very annoying girl named Shampoo, you
know your really hot"
"Why thankyou" says Gourry clueless as usual. Then all of a sudden Ranma
kisses Gourry smack on the lips. As Ranma pulls away Gourry says "Um.
Wow. Your a good kisser" Then he pulls Ranma ontop of him and kisses him again.
They end up having hot passionate gay sex (Hehehe I just had to put some Yaoi
into it). Meanwhile Sassy stops laughing.
"Um where did everyone go?" Starts looking around for everyone. She looks under
the table. "Ew! Okay thats it! I'm packing my bags and moving out!" Sassy says
when she sees Ranma and Gourry "You queers can keep this part of the world
because that is just nasty" She walks off carrying two little suit cases. Then
Megumi suddenly pops up and sees Ranma and Gourry together. "Aw isn't that the
cutest you've ever seen"
Ranma turns to Gourry. "How in the hell did she just pop up like that?" Gourry
shrugs his shoulders.
"Oh well I'll leave you two alone I gotta go and wake Xelloss up" She gets up,
puts the table cloth back down and starts running up the stairs. When Megumi
wakes up Xell they both start to go down the stairs "Oh SHIT!" Megumi trips
over her feet again. "AHHHH! OOF! CRAP NOT THE WALL AGAIN!" *BANG! CRASH! THUMP!
WHUMP* "Oof! Hey I landed on something soft"
"Get off of me" Says a voice that came from under Megumi.
"Huh?" Says Megumi confused "Who said that"
"Me" Says the voice again. Megumi looks down at what she's sitting on.
"Oh! Hehe! Sorry Rezo" She says as she gets off of him.
"Is everything ok down there?!" Yelled Xelloss from the top of the stairs. He
starts going down the stairs but he also trips over his feet and falls down
the stairs. "OW! FUCK! DAMN WALL!" *THUMP! CRASH! BANG! WHUMP! "OOF!" He
lands on Rezo who is just trying to get up from being crushed by Megumi.
"Oh! My god Xelly babe are you okay?" Megumi runs up to him and huggles him.
"I'm okay" responds Xell and he kisses Megumi to reasure her.
"Xelloss get off of me dammit your so much heavier than Megumi" Says Rezo as
he tries to push Xell off of him.
"Oh. AH sorry Rezo" Xelloss says as he gets off of him.
"Comon Xelly you've rest enough now lets go have a snack" Megumi says as she
gives Xell a seductive look and winks at him. They go to the kitchen.
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Ok ppls!!!! Review please!!!! I'll update soon!!! Just R&R FOR GODS SAKE!