What The Hell Were They Thinking? Part 2
Our story continues in the sewers of Pawtucket, RI where HASBRO HQ sits.
PlungerGirl and Karuteru have been taken hostage by the evil vice president of HASBRO HQ.
So anyway..
One employee spoke up.
"Now. we will discuss the issues of TOMY'S Salamander model."
Stu Katz sat confused.
"Salamander?? LETS CHANGE THE NAME!"
"Why?" PlungerGirl asked.
"Because, the salamander is a reptile, this model is a bird. It will confuse little children!"
"Um, actually a salamander is an amphibian. And the model is supposed to be shaped after a dragon not a bird."
"SEIZE HER!" screamed Stu Katz.
Two woMEN jumped out from nowhere and started beating PlungerGirl with e- Kara's.
"MERCY!" she screamed.
Another rat sat up and said, "Now we will discuss the matters of the Blade Liger-"
Before he could finish his sentence Stu Katz jumped up and said, "LETS CHANGE THE COLOUR!"
"WHY??" PlungerGirl screamed.
"Because blue is to original."
"I agree" said Karuteru. "We should die it purple. With a purple cape. And purple sunglasses with yellow rims and call is the Kaizer Zoid!"
....Silence.... "Um no"
"How about WHITE??" one employee said.
"NO! YELLOW!"
"NO! BLACK!"
"BLUE!" Plunger Girl said.
"NO!" everyone screamed.
"How about red?" Employee no.86487583195 said.
"OKAY!" said everyone but PlungerGirl.
"Now, the model comes with 4 little weird people and a dinosaur."
"You mean Van, Fiona and Jeeku." Said PlungerGirl.
"Err, right."
"NO WAY!" Stu Katz said. "WE MUST TAKE THOSE OUT! Children will probably eat the things and choke on them."
"Well, actually Kids could choke on the model pieces itself anyway."
"ATTACK!" Stu Katz ordered.
The two woMEN started throwing "Easy Bakes" at Plunger Girl.
"Now for the discussion of the Stealth Viper."
"Change the name" Stu Katz said, yawning.
"Why?" asked Plunger Girl, her nose bleeding tremendously.
"Stealth refers to WAR!!! Little kids will get bad ideas."
"WHAT!?" Karuteru screamed.
Karuteru didn't care to much for ZOIDS, but even she saw through this horrible remark.
"YOU HAKE FREAKING G.I JOE DOLLS!! HOW COULD THAT BE OKAY BUT "STEALTH" NOT BE??"
Stu Katz snapped his fingers.
The two woMEN appeared and shoved a TRANSFORMERS GO BOTS action figure up her ass.
To be continued.
READ AND REVIEW, DAMNIT!
Our story continues in the sewers of Pawtucket, RI where HASBRO HQ sits.
PlungerGirl and Karuteru have been taken hostage by the evil vice president of HASBRO HQ.
So anyway..
One employee spoke up.
"Now. we will discuss the issues of TOMY'S Salamander model."
Stu Katz sat confused.
"Salamander?? LETS CHANGE THE NAME!"
"Why?" PlungerGirl asked.
"Because, the salamander is a reptile, this model is a bird. It will confuse little children!"
"Um, actually a salamander is an amphibian. And the model is supposed to be shaped after a dragon not a bird."
"SEIZE HER!" screamed Stu Katz.
Two woMEN jumped out from nowhere and started beating PlungerGirl with e- Kara's.
"MERCY!" she screamed.
Another rat sat up and said, "Now we will discuss the matters of the Blade Liger-"
Before he could finish his sentence Stu Katz jumped up and said, "LETS CHANGE THE COLOUR!"
"WHY??" PlungerGirl screamed.
"Because blue is to original."
"I agree" said Karuteru. "We should die it purple. With a purple cape. And purple sunglasses with yellow rims and call is the Kaizer Zoid!"
....Silence.... "Um no"
"How about WHITE??" one employee said.
"NO! YELLOW!"
"NO! BLACK!"
"BLUE!" Plunger Girl said.
"NO!" everyone screamed.
"How about red?" Employee no.86487583195 said.
"OKAY!" said everyone but PlungerGirl.
"Now, the model comes with 4 little weird people and a dinosaur."
"You mean Van, Fiona and Jeeku." Said PlungerGirl.
"Err, right."
"NO WAY!" Stu Katz said. "WE MUST TAKE THOSE OUT! Children will probably eat the things and choke on them."
"Well, actually Kids could choke on the model pieces itself anyway."
"ATTACK!" Stu Katz ordered.
The two woMEN started throwing "Easy Bakes" at Plunger Girl.
"Now for the discussion of the Stealth Viper."
"Change the name" Stu Katz said, yawning.
"Why?" asked Plunger Girl, her nose bleeding tremendously.
"Stealth refers to WAR!!! Little kids will get bad ideas."
"WHAT!?" Karuteru screamed.
Karuteru didn't care to much for ZOIDS, but even she saw through this horrible remark.
"YOU HAKE FREAKING G.I JOE DOLLS!! HOW COULD THAT BE OKAY BUT "STEALTH" NOT BE??"
Stu Katz snapped his fingers.
The two woMEN appeared and shoved a TRANSFORMERS GO BOTS action figure up her ass.
To be continued.
READ AND REVIEW, DAMNIT!