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Disclaimer- OMIGOSH! I haven't been putting these in! I got off lucky. Well, since I wasted precious typing time, I may as well say it! I DO NOT own DBZ. Right Craig?

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Warning- There is blood and gruesome descriptions in this chapter. Nothing horrible, but may not be the nicest mental image you come across.

Oh, the Pains of the Dreaded Tail in an Abnormal Teenager's Life

The next week in school, Something happened in World History.

Karisu was sitting down; "attentively" listening to the Vietnam War movie that was playing on the projector. Suddenly, a pain shot up her spine. She sucked in air through her teeth, and then it passed. Five minutes later, it happened again, except this time it didn't stop. She stood up and went to walk down the stairs when she collapsed to her knees from pain. Gohan and Videl ran over to her.

"Karisu, what's wrong?!" Videl asked. The whole class was focused on them now. Karisu was breathing hard.

"Pain in my back," She gasped out painfully. Then it came. The pain was unbearable. The girl almost blacked out. Instead, she screamed. Gohan and Videl, along with the rest of the class, gasped in horror.

Behind Karisu, lying limp, was a bloody tail. Literally. Tears running down her face, she picked up the blood-matted appendage, wincing when the sharp pain shot through her leg. She attempted to stand up, but fell back down, partly on her tail. She punched a hole in the floor to vent the pain.

"Gohan, it hurts. I can't walk, and it's not moving." She was panicking, and after all, who wouldn't? She looked to the older boy for answers.

"I don't know what's wrong. We have to get you to Capsule Corp." Gohan said as her picked her up.

"What about Kanryou?" She said hysterically, trying unsuccessfully to get out of Gohan's grip.

"I'll go get him. Don't worry." Videl said, taking control of the situation. Then she gave a reassuring smile.

"Thank you." Her tail was still hanging limp, blood dripping. She vaguely felt her energy draining, and soon passed out.

Half an hour later, they landed at Capsule Corp. Gohan darted in to find Bulma. He ran to her lab.

"Bulma, I need your help." Bulma looked up at him, startled, then at the teen in his arms.

"Follow me." They walked into the infirmary.

"Lay her down." Bulma commanded. Gohan hesitated.

"I don't think I should."

"Why not?"

"Well, her tail. She couldn't even walk. Look at it." Bulma reached beneath Karisu and pulled up her tail. She quickly dropped it and brought her clean hand to her mouth, as though to avoid throwing up.

"Why didn't you tell me it was bloody?" She snapped.

"Well, I said to look, not to touch."

"Smart ass." Bulma helped Gohan lay Karisu on her stomach.

"I need to find Vegeta. I'll be a moment." She washed her hands and went to find Vegeta. Gohan washed his hands and waited for them to return. A couple of minutes later, the couple ran back into the

room.

"Vegeta, why did this happen?" Bulma asked.

" I don't know. Well, maybe-" He was cut off by Videl bursting into the room, holding Kanryou.

"Is that he's?" Vegeta asked Videl. She nodded.

"Well, if a female saiyan has given birth, and she is young enough to re-grow her tail, then that could affect it's return. The hormonal imbalance would interfere. The outcome is this." He pointed at Karisu.

"Could this happen to, um, males too?" Gohan asked for fear his tail might return.

"On occasion. Under different circumstances."

"Well, what do we do now?" Videl asked.

"Let's see. Vegeta, can you put her in the Regeneration Tank? That should clean her up and restore her energy." Bulma looked at her husband as he put the girl into the tank.

"Get me when she's revived." He said, and returned to the Gravity Room.

I'm sorry if that grossed anyone out, but to those with extremely weak stomachs, I warned you. I didn't think it was too bad. Only one person reviewed. Thank You! I'd like to see more, if you don't mind. This is my social life, which is pretty sad. My friends think I'm crazy just because I don't know what that big orange ball in the big blue space above the planet is. I'm sure I'm not the only one, right?