The Twelve Days of Christmas (Slam Dunk Style!)
Sakuragi (dreamily): On the first day of Christmas Haruko gave to me, a bear hug and a big kiss.
Haruko blushes from embarrassment.
Akagi: How dare you!
Mitsui: She did nothing of the sort!
Sakuragi: I can sing whatever I want. Anyway, Gori, here are two bananas to calm you down. Hey, I've got an idea! You can sing about me giving you two bananas on the second day.
Akagi: NANI?!!! Here's your gift for the third day then! (Punches Sakuragi on the head not once but three times)
Sakuragi: Itai! Well, you didn't know what to sing so I thought I'd help…
Ryota: Come on. Let's continue already.
Akagi (with a pained look on his face): On the second day of Christmas Sakuragi gave to me, two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Sakuragi: On the third day of Christmas Gori gave to me, three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Ayako: Hmmm…What should I sing?
Ryota: How about this? On the fourth day of Christmas Ryota gave to me, four big hugs!
Ayako (rolls her eyes and gives Ryota a few whacks on the head with her fan): No way!
Ryota: Ouch!!!
Ayako: Aha! I've got it. On the fourth day, Ryota gives me four paper fans to whack him with!
Ayako: On the fourth day of Christmas Ryota gave to me, four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Ryota: On the fifth day of Christmas Ayako gave to me, fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Haruko: On the sixth day of Christmas oniichan gave to me, six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Takamiya: I'm feeling kind of hungry. Hey, can I go next?
Haruko: Go ahead!
Takamiya: On the seventh day of Christmas Yohei gave to me, seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Kogure: Rukawa, you can go next.
Rukawa: Whatever.
Rukawa: On the eighth day of Christmas the fan girls gave to me, eight loud cheers
Takamiya: Seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Kogure: On the ninth day of Christmas Mitsui gave to me, nine basketballs
Rukawa: Eight loud cheers
Takamiya: Seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Mitsui: On the tenth day of Christmas Kogure gave to me, ten knee bands
Kogure: Nine basketballs
Rukawa: Eight loud cheers
Takamiya: Seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Fujima: On the eleventh day of Christmas Toru gave to me, eleven Shoyo jackets
Mitsui: Ten knee bands
Kogure: Nine basketballs
Rukawa: Eight loud cheers
Takamiya: Seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
Sendoh: On the twelfth day of Christmas Hikoichi gave to me, twelve fishing rods
Fujima: Eleven Shoyo jackets
Mitsui: Ten knee bands
Kogure: Nine basketballs
Rukawa: Eight loud cheers
Takamiya: Seven large burgers
Haruko: Six slam dunks
Ryota: Fiiiiivvveeee paaaiiiinfuuuul whaaaaacks
Ayako: Four paper fans
Sakuragi: Three big punches
Akagi: Two bananas
Sakuragi: And a bear hug and a big kiss.
ALL: And a bear hug and a big KISS!
Haruko's face turns red and she runs away.
Authors' note: Hope you like it! Sorry it's late. Merry Christmas anyway! And Happy New Year!!
Coach Anzai: Ohohohohoho…