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(not counting Relena, of course). Go us.
The following story was spontaneously thought up by the geniuses Amiko and Anthy!
"Dearest fans - I hope that you enjoy our story as much as we enjoyed making it up!" - Love Anthy.
"We need help. No more fudge and beer for us." - Love Amiko.
Aren't we charming and adorable? Of course we are! Well. on with the story!
________________________________________________________ Operation Seduction! Chapter One: The Plan . B
"I HATE HIM! THAT BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM! THAT SELF-ABSORBED, INSENSITIVE .", screamed Relena, staring up at her ceiling with angry tears streaming down her cheeks. Dorothy rolled her eyes, sitting calmly on a chair across from the bed Relena was lying upon.
"Oh Relena, get over him already," Dorothy said coldly, sighing with exasperation. She raised her eyebrow, slightly amused by Relena's obvious emotional turmoil. "I told you not to get involved with that heartless asshole."
Relena groaned, rolling over onto her side and clutching a pillow to her chest. "I know, I know," she said mournfully, not being able to look Dorothy in the eye. "I just," she said softly, trailing off. "I just ."
"You were so in love with him, yeah, I know," said Dorothy. She rolled her eyes again as Relena burst into tears. Dorothy was beginning to feel pity for Relena, and because of that she was becoming frustrated: insulting him wasn't helping anymore.
"Heero was a dickhead anyway," said Dorothy, trying to comfort her. "He, uhh. didn't deserve you."
"Y-Y-Yeah," said Relena shakily, rolling back over to face Dorothy. "He really was a, a. a umm."
"Dickhead?," said Dorothy. Relena nodded eagerly, and Dorothy rolled her eyes, handing her a tissue. Relena took it and sat up sadly, blowing her nose.
"A-And what did he mean by that, anyway?," said Relena, dramatically dabbing at the eyes.
"Mean by what?," said Dorothy, suddenly interested. Relena moaned grievingly.
"He broke up with me because he said I was. I was.", Relena began mournfully, bursting into tears once again. Dorothy grimaced, preparing herself for another session of endless crying and whining.
"He said you were what?," asked Dorothy, handing her another tissue. Relena took it gladly.
"He said I was. too. too proper and poised and. p-p-peace-loving!," Relena exclaimed, throwing herself down onto the bed in tears once again. Dorothy tried her best not to laugh, her lips curling into an amused smile.
"Well, it's true that you and Heero aren't exactly . similar," she said sarcastically. Relena whimpered on the bed, clutching her pillow tightly.
"You could always go for a different guy," said Dorothy, still amused. "Like a nice, quiet, bald politician."
"NOOO!," screamed Relena, suddenly sitting up to glare menacingly at Dorothy. "HEERO IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER! I MET HIM ON A BEACH AT SUNSET, DAMN IT!!"
"Oh," said Dorothy, slightly startled. "Well, in that case, maybe you could. oh, no, wait. That's too devious for. people like you to go for."
"What?," said Relena with a confused look on her face. "What do you mean, Dorothy.?"
"You could always.", said Dorothy, her lips curling into a devilish smirk, ". make him. jealous."
"Jealous?", said Relena innocently, tilting her head slightly to the side.
"Yes, jealous," said Dorothy. "Then maybe he'd want you back. Men love competition, love fights, love war. Heero especially."
"How is this like war?" said Relena cautiously, looking at Dorothy with interest.
"He'd have to fight to get you back," said Dorothy deviously, "And Heero, as we both know, loves to fight."
"I'll. I'll do it!", said Relena, casting her tear-soaked pillow aside. "I'll do anything to get my Heero back!"
"Great.", said Dorothy, the gears in her conniving mind beginning to turn. Her smirk grew wider.
"S-So.", said Relena shyly, looking at Dorothy with both curiosity and intimidation, "What do I. have to do?"
"This is the plan," said Dorothy evilly. "First, we pick one of his friends. A good friend."
"Heero doesn't have many. good friends," said Relena, still very confused.
"Yes, uhh.," said Dorothy, stuck for once. Relena had a good point. "Who is Heero closest to, in that case? You're his ex, you should know."
Relena choked at the word "ex", again clutching her pillow tightly, but she tried to stay composed for the sake of forming "the plan". She sighed, tabbing at her eyes with the tissue.
"Umm.," she said, holding back tears, "Duo, I guess."
"Wonderful!," exclaimed Dorothy, "Then you sleep with Duo!"
"WHAT?!," screamed Relena. "I-I-I CAN'T. SLEEP WITH HIM!"
"But it would make Heero jealous if you fucked his best friend," said Dorothy, trying to convince her. Relena, on the other hand, was not amused.
"I will not sleep with that idiot," said Relena. Dorothy smirked. It was time to revert to "plan B".
"Alright then," said Dorothy, "So you won't sleep with him. But you can at least flirt with him. In Heero's presence, of course."
"B-But.," said Relena doubtfully, "Duo and I are even more different than. than.". She paused, once again choking up with tears. "T-Than Heero and I," she finally said sadly.
"I mean," Relena began again, "H-He's so."
"Spontaneous, exciting and fun-loving?," said Dorothy with an amused smile. Relena nodded sorrowfully.
"It'll never work.", Relena said slowly, blowing her nose once again.
Dorothy smiled evilly. "We can fix that," she said cunningly.
"Fix what?", said Relena uncertainly.
'You," said Dorothy with a devilish grin. "I'm gonna make you into a spontaneous, exciting, fun-loving little slut that Duo's cock won't be able to resist."
Relena's jaw dropped, and Dorothy laughed, highly amused at Relena's shock. 'Oh yes,' she thought slyly, 'Things are about to get interesting.'
That's all for now! Next chapter: "Slut Relena"!
The following story was spontaneously thought up by the geniuses Amiko and Anthy!
"Dearest fans - I hope that you enjoy our story as much as we enjoyed making it up!" - Love Anthy.
"We need help. No more fudge and beer for us." - Love Amiko.
Aren't we charming and adorable? Of course we are! Well. on with the story!
________________________________________________________ Operation Seduction! Chapter One: The Plan . B
"I HATE HIM! THAT BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM! THAT SELF-ABSORBED, INSENSITIVE .", screamed Relena, staring up at her ceiling with angry tears streaming down her cheeks. Dorothy rolled her eyes, sitting calmly on a chair across from the bed Relena was lying upon.
"Oh Relena, get over him already," Dorothy said coldly, sighing with exasperation. She raised her eyebrow, slightly amused by Relena's obvious emotional turmoil. "I told you not to get involved with that heartless asshole."
Relena groaned, rolling over onto her side and clutching a pillow to her chest. "I know, I know," she said mournfully, not being able to look Dorothy in the eye. "I just," she said softly, trailing off. "I just ."
"You were so in love with him, yeah, I know," said Dorothy. She rolled her eyes again as Relena burst into tears. Dorothy was beginning to feel pity for Relena, and because of that she was becoming frustrated: insulting him wasn't helping anymore.
"Heero was a dickhead anyway," said Dorothy, trying to comfort her. "He, uhh. didn't deserve you."
"Y-Y-Yeah," said Relena shakily, rolling back over to face Dorothy. "He really was a, a. a umm."
"Dickhead?," said Dorothy. Relena nodded eagerly, and Dorothy rolled her eyes, handing her a tissue. Relena took it and sat up sadly, blowing her nose.
"A-And what did he mean by that, anyway?," said Relena, dramatically dabbing at the eyes.
"Mean by what?," said Dorothy, suddenly interested. Relena moaned grievingly.
"He broke up with me because he said I was. I was.", Relena began mournfully, bursting into tears once again. Dorothy grimaced, preparing herself for another session of endless crying and whining.
"He said you were what?," asked Dorothy, handing her another tissue. Relena took it gladly.
"He said I was. too. too proper and poised and. p-p-peace-loving!," Relena exclaimed, throwing herself down onto the bed in tears once again. Dorothy tried her best not to laugh, her lips curling into an amused smile.
"Well, it's true that you and Heero aren't exactly . similar," she said sarcastically. Relena whimpered on the bed, clutching her pillow tightly.
"You could always go for a different guy," said Dorothy, still amused. "Like a nice, quiet, bald politician."
"NOOO!," screamed Relena, suddenly sitting up to glare menacingly at Dorothy. "HEERO IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER! I MET HIM ON A BEACH AT SUNSET, DAMN IT!!"
"Oh," said Dorothy, slightly startled. "Well, in that case, maybe you could. oh, no, wait. That's too devious for. people like you to go for."
"What?," said Relena with a confused look on her face. "What do you mean, Dorothy.?"
"You could always.", said Dorothy, her lips curling into a devilish smirk, ". make him. jealous."
"Jealous?", said Relena innocently, tilting her head slightly to the side.
"Yes, jealous," said Dorothy. "Then maybe he'd want you back. Men love competition, love fights, love war. Heero especially."
"How is this like war?" said Relena cautiously, looking at Dorothy with interest.
"He'd have to fight to get you back," said Dorothy deviously, "And Heero, as we both know, loves to fight."
"I'll. I'll do it!", said Relena, casting her tear-soaked pillow aside. "I'll do anything to get my Heero back!"
"Great.", said Dorothy, the gears in her conniving mind beginning to turn. Her smirk grew wider.
"S-So.", said Relena shyly, looking at Dorothy with both curiosity and intimidation, "What do I. have to do?"
"This is the plan," said Dorothy evilly. "First, we pick one of his friends. A good friend."
"Heero doesn't have many. good friends," said Relena, still very confused.
"Yes, uhh.," said Dorothy, stuck for once. Relena had a good point. "Who is Heero closest to, in that case? You're his ex, you should know."
Relena choked at the word "ex", again clutching her pillow tightly, but she tried to stay composed for the sake of forming "the plan". She sighed, tabbing at her eyes with the tissue.
"Umm.," she said, holding back tears, "Duo, I guess."
"Wonderful!," exclaimed Dorothy, "Then you sleep with Duo!"
"WHAT?!," screamed Relena. "I-I-I CAN'T. SLEEP WITH HIM!"
"But it would make Heero jealous if you fucked his best friend," said Dorothy, trying to convince her. Relena, on the other hand, was not amused.
"I will not sleep with that idiot," said Relena. Dorothy smirked. It was time to revert to "plan B".
"Alright then," said Dorothy, "So you won't sleep with him. But you can at least flirt with him. In Heero's presence, of course."
"B-But.," said Relena doubtfully, "Duo and I are even more different than. than.". She paused, once again choking up with tears. "T-Than Heero and I," she finally said sadly.
"I mean," Relena began again, "H-He's so."
"Spontaneous, exciting and fun-loving?," said Dorothy with an amused smile. Relena nodded sorrowfully.
"It'll never work.", Relena said slowly, blowing her nose once again.
Dorothy smiled evilly. "We can fix that," she said cunningly.
"Fix what?", said Relena uncertainly.
'You," said Dorothy with a devilish grin. "I'm gonna make you into a spontaneous, exciting, fun-loving little slut that Duo's cock won't be able to resist."
Relena's jaw dropped, and Dorothy laughed, highly amused at Relena's shock. 'Oh yes,' she thought slyly, 'Things are about to get interesting.'
That's all for now! Next chapter: "Slut Relena"!