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Operation Seduction! Chapter Two: Slut Relena

"A-Are you sure you know what you're doing, Dorothy?", said Relena shakily, twisting her hair with her fingers nervously. Dorothy grinned at Relena's reflection in the mirror, grabbing a handful of Relena's blonde tresses. Relena gulped.

"Of course I know what I'm doing, Relena!", said Dorothy. "Blonde hair is easy to dye. It's light, so it takes the color real nicely."

"But.," said Relena timidly, "But. red? I thought that blondes were umm, were."

"Yeah, a lot of blondes are sluts, but it looks too natural on you," said Dorothy knowingly. Relena ran her hand through her hair uneasily.

"But.," she protested, frowning. Dorothy smiled, gripping Relena's shoulders.

"Trust me, Relena," said Dorothy, smiling widely. Relena winced.

"Men love redheads," said Dorothy confidently. Relena gulped again, gazing at her blonde self in the mirror with fondness.

"W-Well..," said Relena uneasily, "I g-guess that you can dye it red but. but only if you're absolutely sure this plan will work. I'd do anything to get back my Heero."

"Oh yeah, it'll work, trust me," said Dorothy. She smiled comfortingly, then smirked. Relena clutched the box of red hair dye in her hands, biting her bottom lip nervously.

"W-Well. o-okay then. you c-can dye.", she said as though nearly terrified.

"GREAT!," exclaimed Dorothy, snatching the box of hair color out of Relena's shaking hands and setting it down firmly on the bathroom counter. She then opened a drawer and reached into it with an amused smile.

"Oh, and I thought we could.," began Dorothy, her smile growing wider. She pulled her hand out of the drawer, now holding a sharp pair of scissors. "Do a little. snip snip," she finished with a smirk.

Relena gasped, grabbing a fist of her long blonde hair in her hand. "Oh my goodness, no!," she shrieked, "Not my hair! It's been long since I was a child!," she exclaimed.

"Exactly," said Dorothy. "Little girls have long blonde hair. It's just too fucking cute. And when I say "cute", I mean cute as in the opposite of sexy."

Relena gulped.

"Besiiides," said Dorothy, once again grabbing a handful of Relena's tresses, "It's way too safe. Spontaneous, exciting, fun-loving women have pixie cuts, not long hair."

"ACK NO!," said Relena, yelping. "NOT THAT SHORT!"

Dorothy rolled her eyes, sighing. "Fine, fine," she said, "Just below your chin, then. Maybe with a little bit of sexy layering, huh?"

Relena sighed, looking as though she were about to burst into tears. "Fine," she said with despair, letting go of her hair and watching it tumble down her shoulders. "As long as you're sure that this'll eventually make Heero want me back, because if you're not sure."

"Oh, I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure. oh Relena, you're gonna be such a sexy bitch."

Relena looked at her reflection uneasily, bidding it a hesitant farewell. She hoped that trusting Dorothy would not prove to be a mistake.

[Two hours later]

"Okay Relena, you can open your eyes now!," said Dorothy excitedly, grinning at her experiment's reflection in the bathroom mirror.

Relena hesitantly opened her eyes. Her jaw dropped, and her eyes widened.

"Oh. my. m-my GOD.", said Relena in shock. Dorothy grinned widely.

"Damn," said Dorothy with an amused smirk, "You're a fucking hottie."

Relena raised her hand slowly, touching her now vibrant red hair. She smiled uneasily.

"I. I guess I look alright.", she said doubtfully. Dorothy laughed.

"Alright?!", she said, gripping Relena's shoulders, "Alright?! You look fucking sexy! I am so good."

Relena laughed shakily. "Heh heh, I umm. well."

"Trust me Relena," said Dorothy, "You look amazing." Relena smiled, almost afraid of the beautiful redheaded-woman that was staring back at her.

'D-Dorothy.", she said slowly, running her hand hesitantly through her chin- length red hair.

"Yes?," said Dorothy, putting the scissors nonchalantly back into the bathroom drawer with a smile.

"T-Thank you.," said Relena with a shy smile. Dorothy smiled genuinely, then shook her head, amazed at Relena's innocence. 'We'll fix that soon enough,' thought Dorothy with a mental smirk.

[Later]

"Straight from my closet," said Dorothy with a smile. She held up two hangers, each holding two small squares of fabric, one white and the other a shiny pleather-looking black.

"Umm. they're both very short for skirts," Relena said shyly. Dorothy rolled her eyes.

"Only this is a skirt," said Dorothy, laughing and tossing the black pleather skirt toward Relena. She caught it uneasily.

"Then what is the white.", Relena began, tilting her head slightly to the side. Dorothy laughed at her confusion.

"It's a tube top!", Dorothy said, laughing a moment longer before tossing the white top in Relena's direction. She caught it as well, eying it up nervously.

"Umm.", Relena said, her cheeks burning red. "Do you have a strapless bra I could borrow to wear with umm, this. shirt."

Dorothy laughed again. "A strapless bra?," she said, obviously amused. "Nyah. You're goin' braless."

Relena stared at her in pure horror.

"I, umm," Relena said, stuttering, "Are you sure that I have to wear this, umm, o-outfit.?"

"Hey, watch it!", said Dorothy, offended. She put a hand on her hip, glaring at Relena. "That's one of my favorite outfits."

"Oh umm, sorry," said Relena, blushing further. Dorothy rolled her eyes.

"We're 'meeting' Duo at his favorite place to hook up with girls," Dorothy said matter-of-factly, "A nightclub called The New Yorker."

"Umm. ah-alright," said Relena, slowly sliding on the tight, shiny pleather skirt. "I've ahh, n-never been there before."

"Haha, obviously you haven't," said Dorothy with a smirk. "I won't be there to help you score with him," she added.

"You won't?!," said Relena with a shocked expression on her face. "But I don't know how to, umm. "score". with. boys."

"Nope," said Dorothy, "But don't worry. I'm not letting you go in alone."

"Huh?" said Relena, trying desperately to tug down the short black skirt.

"You'll be wearing these," said Dorothy with a mischievous smile. She opened the drawer of a table in her room, pulling out two small boxes. One held a small black sphere that was smaller than a pea, and the other two blue earrings. Relena gave her a confused glance, and Dorothy smirked.

"This," said Dorothy in reference to the small black sphere, "Is a 'speaker' from which you'll hear my voice. And this," she continued, pointing to one of the blue earrings, "Is a microphone so that I'll be able to hear you."

She pointed to the second earring. "And that's a camera. Get it? I'll be able to communicate with you at all times. I'll tell you how to seduce braid-boy while you're seducing him."

"Oh. Umm. Okay, great," said Relena. "But how do they get a camera into that little tiny blue earring?"

Dorothy rolled her eyes. "Who cares? I stole it from a military base that manufactures spy equipment."

"You stole it?," said Relena with a shocked and disapproving stare.

"Hey, I was bored," said Dorothy with a smirk. Relena frowned and tugged at her skirt.

"So you'll tell me what to say, then?," said Relena uncertainly. Dorothy shrugged her shoulders casually.

"Of course I will," said Dorothy with an amused smile. "You'll be in the sack with Duo before you know it."

"WHAT?!", yelled Relena. "I told you, I'm NOT sleeping with him! No no no, not going to do it, forget about it! NEVER!"

"Whatever, you know what I mean," said Dorothy. Relena gave her an offended glance before turning around to tug the white tube top up over her braless chest. She blushed deeply.

"I feel like such a slut.", she said quietly, her cheeks burning. Dorothy laughed.

"That perverted idiot Duo won't be able to keep his hands off you," Dorothy said with a teasing smile. "You're irresistible now, you little slut you."

Relena blushed further. "I hope that.this works.", she said quietly, tugging up her tight white tube top, obviously very flustered and embarrassed. Dorothy laughed.

"Me too slut Relena, me too," she said, laughing confidently. Relena gasped.

"It had better work!," Relena shouted with conviction at the laughing Dorothy, "I mean, just look at me!". Her tube top hugged her bare breasts revealingly. Dorothy stopped laughing to smirk devilishly.

"Oh, it will Relena," she said confidently, "Just trust me on this one. It will work."

Relena blushed, rolling her eyes. 'It had just better work, Dorothy,' she thought icily, 'If it doesn't, I swear to God I'll. oh. oh, I just want my Heero to come back to me! I'm willing to do anything, even this.'

"A little bit of sexy make-up and you'll be ready for your debut at The New Yorker," Dorothy said with a smile. She held up a tube of red lipstick with a playful smirk.

Relena cringed inside. This was going to be a long, long night.

That's all for now! Next chapter: "Meet Britney Smith"!