Yeah! next chapter. Thanks for the reviews!! But to the jerk who flamed me(and any other flamers out there) I have a red dragon called Drakkar who I will be forced to send out and chase down each and every one of you to make sure you NEVER flame again!! *Grrrrrrrrrrr* . . . yes, Drakkar, soon. . . hehehe. . .
Chapter Two
Earlier that day . . .
#Remy#
"Eh?"
#Remy?#
"Hmmm."
#REMY!#
". . . sleeping. . ."
#GAMBIT!! WAKE UP#
"Ahhh," *Thud* "Merde, what do you want, Jean?"
#Oh, I'm sorry did I wake you?#
"Jeannnn."
#You have a danger room session in, well, twenty minutes ago.#
"Ah crap. Merde, merde, merde. Damn Scott an' his damn early morning training sessions. What de heck is de matter wit' dat guy? One of dese days someones goin' have t' remove dat stick-"
// "GAMBIT! I really don't think this is relevant to the story." Scott was sounding somewhat exasperated. "Besides I told *Storm* to tell the story, not you."
Gambit pouted but was quiet. Scott shook his head. "Storm if you would?"//
At breakfast. . .
"Good morning, Remy, how did your session go?" Storm asked Remy innocently.
Remy walked into the kitchen, a chuckling Wolverine following closely behind."It went absolutely great, darlin'" Wolverine answered instead sounding amused.
"Speak for yourself, mon ami.*groan* Gambit not gonna be able to sit for a week." Remy walked across the kitchen choosing to lean up against the counter.
"What happened, Remy?"
"Hehe.Lets just say I knocked him on his ass. Literally." Wolverine chuckled more to himself.
Remy just rolled his eyes. "Laugh while you can, shorty. Next time it'll be *you* flat on your back, lookin' up at *me*."
"Grrrr, you did *not* just call me *shorty*" *SNIKT* Wolverine began advancing across the kitchen at Gambit.
"Ohhhh, you're gonna get it now," Bobby taunted.
"SHUT UP, ICECUBE" both Gambit and Wolverine yelled.
Wolverine continued to advance on Gambit, who drew three of his cards which started to glow crimson. Wolverine pounced on Gambit, who dropped into a roll and ended up on the other side of the kitchen where he tossed the cards at Wolverine.
"What's the matter Wolvie, too fast for y'?"
"Grrrrrrrr."
And then Wolvie jumped at Remy again but he was sent crashing to the gound when one of Remy's cards hit him square in the chest. It was an extraodinarily accurate throw.And then the dashing, charming, hand-
//"GAMBIT!! Either be quiet or I will have to gag you and have Hank hold you down," Scott interupted.
"Hey! I'm just giving de people what dey want t' hear," Remy whined(by now quite a few of the X-Men had gathered around to listen to Storm and to watch as Scott tried not to rip his hair out).
"Sheah. Like anyone wants to hear about *you*. When do I get to be in the story?" Iceman whined back.
"ARGH!Storm if you would?"
"Well, actually I believe it was Remy who ended up on his back," Storm said glancing at Remy, who mumbles inaudibly to himself. "Anyways, after Remy's fight with Wolverine-"
"In which he got Jean's pancake batter dumped all over him. Hehehe," Iceman interjected.
"Grrrrrr." Gambit did a fairly good impression of Woverine and tried to jump at Bobby.
"HANK!"
"Yes, you bellowed Fealess Leader?"
"Would you please hold him down and shut him up?"
"But of course." There was much cursing and some tussel before Gambit ended up on the ground with Beast sitting on his chest,one large hand holding Gambit's wrists and the other hand covering his mouth. He glared daggers at Hand but could not break the hold.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"You be quiet too or your going to end up in the same position," Cyclops warned and Iceman instantly shut his mouth with an audible click."Storm you may continue."//
Wolverine and Gambit were cleaning up the rather large mess they made in their scuffle earlier, when Gambit saw it.
"Hey! What de heck is dat?"
"Huh?" Wolverine grunted.
"Dere behind Rogue an' Jubilee." Remy pointed to a spot behind them.
Rogue and Jubille turned to see what he was pointing at.
"EEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" they both screamed and then proceded to jump onto the table in the kitchen. The scream brought the rest of the resident X-Men running, ready to face a possible threat.
"What is it?" Iceman said looking around wildly and in full ice form ready to fight.
"It's a mouse!!"
AN: sooooo, how was that? The voices wouldn't let me sleep last night, so I have a couple ideas for other fics. Which would you guys like to see more 1) the X-Men vacationing in Disney World or 2) Remy, Bobby and Jubilee(and a bunch of pixie sticks *Mmmmmm, sugary goodness) at the mall, with Wolverine as chaperone? I will, of course be finishing this one first.
Chapter Two
Earlier that day . . .
#Remy#
"Eh?"
#Remy?#
"Hmmm."
#REMY!#
". . . sleeping. . ."
#GAMBIT!! WAKE UP#
"Ahhh," *Thud* "Merde, what do you want, Jean?"
#Oh, I'm sorry did I wake you?#
"Jeannnn."
#You have a danger room session in, well, twenty minutes ago.#
"Ah crap. Merde, merde, merde. Damn Scott an' his damn early morning training sessions. What de heck is de matter wit' dat guy? One of dese days someones goin' have t' remove dat stick-"
// "GAMBIT! I really don't think this is relevant to the story." Scott was sounding somewhat exasperated. "Besides I told *Storm* to tell the story, not you."
Gambit pouted but was quiet. Scott shook his head. "Storm if you would?"//
At breakfast. . .
"Good morning, Remy, how did your session go?" Storm asked Remy innocently.
Remy walked into the kitchen, a chuckling Wolverine following closely behind."It went absolutely great, darlin'" Wolverine answered instead sounding amused.
"Speak for yourself, mon ami.*groan* Gambit not gonna be able to sit for a week." Remy walked across the kitchen choosing to lean up against the counter.
"What happened, Remy?"
"Hehe.Lets just say I knocked him on his ass. Literally." Wolverine chuckled more to himself.
Remy just rolled his eyes. "Laugh while you can, shorty. Next time it'll be *you* flat on your back, lookin' up at *me*."
"Grrrr, you did *not* just call me *shorty*" *SNIKT* Wolverine began advancing across the kitchen at Gambit.
"Ohhhh, you're gonna get it now," Bobby taunted.
"SHUT UP, ICECUBE" both Gambit and Wolverine yelled.
Wolverine continued to advance on Gambit, who drew three of his cards which started to glow crimson. Wolverine pounced on Gambit, who dropped into a roll and ended up on the other side of the kitchen where he tossed the cards at Wolverine.
"What's the matter Wolvie, too fast for y'?"
"Grrrrrrrr."
And then Wolvie jumped at Remy again but he was sent crashing to the gound when one of Remy's cards hit him square in the chest. It was an extraodinarily accurate throw.And then the dashing, charming, hand-
//"GAMBIT!! Either be quiet or I will have to gag you and have Hank hold you down," Scott interupted.
"Hey! I'm just giving de people what dey want t' hear," Remy whined(by now quite a few of the X-Men had gathered around to listen to Storm and to watch as Scott tried not to rip his hair out).
"Sheah. Like anyone wants to hear about *you*. When do I get to be in the story?" Iceman whined back.
"ARGH!Storm if you would?"
"Well, actually I believe it was Remy who ended up on his back," Storm said glancing at Remy, who mumbles inaudibly to himself. "Anyways, after Remy's fight with Wolverine-"
"In which he got Jean's pancake batter dumped all over him. Hehehe," Iceman interjected.
"Grrrrrr." Gambit did a fairly good impression of Woverine and tried to jump at Bobby.
"HANK!"
"Yes, you bellowed Fealess Leader?"
"Would you please hold him down and shut him up?"
"But of course." There was much cursing and some tussel before Gambit ended up on the ground with Beast sitting on his chest,one large hand holding Gambit's wrists and the other hand covering his mouth. He glared daggers at Hand but could not break the hold.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"You be quiet too or your going to end up in the same position," Cyclops warned and Iceman instantly shut his mouth with an audible click."Storm you may continue."//
Wolverine and Gambit were cleaning up the rather large mess they made in their scuffle earlier, when Gambit saw it.
"Hey! What de heck is dat?"
"Huh?" Wolverine grunted.
"Dere behind Rogue an' Jubilee." Remy pointed to a spot behind them.
Rogue and Jubille turned to see what he was pointing at.
"EEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" they both screamed and then proceded to jump onto the table in the kitchen. The scream brought the rest of the resident X-Men running, ready to face a possible threat.
"What is it?" Iceman said looking around wildly and in full ice form ready to fight.
"It's a mouse!!"
AN: sooooo, how was that? The voices wouldn't let me sleep last night, so I have a couple ideas for other fics. Which would you guys like to see more 1) the X-Men vacationing in Disney World or 2) Remy, Bobby and Jubilee(and a bunch of pixie sticks *Mmmmmm, sugary goodness) at the mall, with Wolverine as chaperone? I will, of course be finishing this one first.