"Ohmygod. Kill it, kill it, kill it!!!!" Jubilee shreiked from her perch on the kitchen table.
"I got it," both Remy and Bobby yelled. Twin streaks of fire and ice arched over the room, striking where the mouse sat and incinerating the side of the kitchen.
"Do you think we got it?" Bobby whispered, inching closer to what was the door to the kitchen.
"Course. How could it possibly survive somet'ing like dat?" Remy answered. Rogue and Jubilee started to caustiously to climb off of the table.
"Are ya sure?" Rogue questioned, inching up to where Bobby stood and looking over his shoulder.
"Sure, I'm sure. We comp-AHHHHHHHHH!" Bobby screamed as the little brown mouse jumped out from behind a garbage can right at his face. He leaped backwards straight into Rogue's arm as the mouse ran past them and into a small hole in the cupboards. Rogue screamed as the mouse ran past her and flew up straight into the ceiling, cracking the plaster.She floated back down once the mouse dissapeared from sight and set Bobby on the floor.
"Hehehe."
"Alright, what are you laughing at, Gumbo?" Bobby demanded.
"Hehe, you're scared of a mouse, hehehe."
"I am not. It just surprised me is all," Bobby replied, giving a little snort of indignation. Remy simply cocked an eyebrow at him. "What?"
"Heh, not'ing, mon ami, not'ing. So, how are we gonna get dat little t'ing?"
"Hmmm, I think I have a plan," Iceman replied. He motioned for everyone to gather around him. Everyone being, Rogue, Jubilee, Wolverine and Storm, everyone else being off on some mission and Jean having gone into town after breakfast."O.k. First of all we have to get it to come out. Wolvie, you come over here," Bobby began motioning for Wolverine to come over to the fridge. He grumbled at being called "Wolvie" but went over to where Bobby was. "Here put this on your finger and then-"
"I am *not* putting cream cheese on my finger."
"Oh come *on*, Logan, it's for the good of the team. This way the mouse will be tempted to come out, so that we can catch him.And you're the only one with a healing factor, so if it bites you it won't matter," Bobby explained.
"No."
"Fine. I'll come up with a new plan." Bobby's brow furrowed as he thought. The other X-Men shifted and exchanged doubtfull looks with each other. "Eurieka, I have it!!" Bobby suddenly shouted, startling everyone near him.
"Well, like, what is it?" Jubilee demanded, still sitting on the kitchen table.
"Well, we can leave a trail of cheese for it to follow and then when it reaches the place where we'll be hiding I'll freeze it so that it can't get away and then Gambit can blast it with one of his charged cards."
"Sounds good t' me," Remy said, moving to get the cheese.Storm and Rogue just sighed and shook their heads, while Wolverine muttered to himself about idiotic plans and the people who make them while stomping out of the kitchen. Jubilee remained on the table to afraid to get off, but with a hopefull look in her eyes.
"Okay, everyone go hide behind the couch in the rec room. Gambit, you set up the cheese," Bobby ordered.
2 hours later
"Dis is boring, where is dat mouse?" Remy complained.
"It'll come you just have to have some patience," Bobby said.
"I can not believe I am following along with this ridiculous plan," Storm said for the fourth time.
"Oh my God,like, there it is!"
"Everybody be still, we don't want to scare it away."
"Ah can't believe this is actually working."
"Here it comes! Get ready." Bobby shifted slightly to prepare to freeze it when it got close enough. *Creeeaakkk*"Oh crap!" The mouse stopped moving toward them, looked at the couch and then turned and streaked across the floor. "ARGH! Take this mouse!" Bobby screamed sending a wave of ice at the mouse. It looked like it was right on target but at the last moment the mouse changed direction and ran into a hole in the wall. The ice continued on its course and collided with the antique china cabinet with a crash. Everyone watched as the cabinet fell over and shattered everything in it. "Uh, oops?"
"You are in, like, sooooo much trouble when Cyke gets home," Jubilee teased.
"Um, I guess I'll have to come up with a better plan."
"Mon Dieu, stop t'inkin' or you'll get us all killed," Remy moaned. "I have a plan."
"Why don't we just hire an exterminator?" Jubilee suggested.
"Nah, I got it all figured out. Don' need to waste money on dat."
"Goddess help us all," Storm murmured to herself as Remy walked over to the wall that the mouse had disapeared into.
"See, all we have to do is charge the wall so that it gets just hot enough." He proceeds to put his hands on the wall, which then begins to glow a faint crimson. "When the mouse gets to hot it will run back out of the hall and de Icecube can freeze it.Simple." While he's talking the wall starts to grow a brighter crimson and heat begins to radiat off of it. "Dat mouse has to be gettin' pretty hot now."
"Uh, Gambit?"
"Oui?"
"Isn't the wall getting a little too well, um, charged?"
"Eh?" Gambit looks up from the hole and at the wall to find it glowing a bright crimson and seconds away from exploding. "Oh, merde. Quick everyone duck and cover!" They leaped back behind the couch just as the wall exploded, taking out all the windows and any other glass that was in the room with it."Um, heh, oops."
"Ah'm gettin out a here before those two," pointing at Bobby and Remy, "kill us all," Rogue said walking towards the door. As everyone watched her leave no one noticed the electrical wires catch fire. They turned their backs on the room and headed back into the kitchen to discuss what they were going to do next.
"I'm t'inkin' dat we probably don' need to do anyt'ing. No way dat mouse could have survived dat blast."
"Ohhhh, I wouldn't say that, look." Bobby pointed to the counter where the mouse was happily muching on the block of cheese that Remy had forgotten to put away.
"ARRGH!!! DIE MOUSE!!!!" Remy screamed, lunging at the mouse, trying to catch it. The mouse leapt out of the way and Remy went skidding across the counter, stuff flying everywhere. The mouse ran down the hallway, Remy close behind it, charged cards flying.
"He's snapped," Jubilee concluded. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Do you think that we should stop him?" Storm asked, listening to the sounds of cursing and explosions. Just then there was a huge explosion and the house began to shake. "Goddess, let's get out of here while we still can."
"Yeah, being blown to pieces by a crazed Gambit is not my idea of a good way to die," Bobby commented running out of the house followed by the other two. Once outside they turned to face the house and watch the fireworks."Uh oh."
"What happened to the house?"
"It's on fire."
"Allow me to put it out."
"No, Storm, I got it," Bobby insisted. He raised his hand and prepared to freeze the fire. Just then there was a massive explosion and the west wing of the mansion collapsed. Bobby lost his concentration and ended up freezing the entire side of the mansion that was still standing. "Huh, ya think I overdid it?" They stood and stared at the remains of the mansion. There was some clanging noises and Remy stumbled out of the rubble, covered head to foot in thick black soot.
"I t'ink I got 'im." He walked to the group and looked over at the mansion. "Woah. What happened to de other side?"
"I, uh, kinda froze it trying to put the fire out," Bobby explained.
"Fire?"
"Yep." They stood in silence for a moment, watching the dust settle. A few moment later they heard the whine of the Blackbirds engine powering down as it landed in the field behind them. A very pissed looking Scott Summers walked off the plan, his gaze shifting from the demolished masion to the people standing in front of it.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MANSION?"
TBC
YEAH!! Only one more chapter to go. Probably be a short one, might have it up by tonight.Next story will probably be the one with the mall, called Mallrats(heh, I love that movie, Jay and Silent Bob are the best)
"I got it," both Remy and Bobby yelled. Twin streaks of fire and ice arched over the room, striking where the mouse sat and incinerating the side of the kitchen.
"Do you think we got it?" Bobby whispered, inching closer to what was the door to the kitchen.
"Course. How could it possibly survive somet'ing like dat?" Remy answered. Rogue and Jubilee started to caustiously to climb off of the table.
"Are ya sure?" Rogue questioned, inching up to where Bobby stood and looking over his shoulder.
"Sure, I'm sure. We comp-AHHHHHHHHH!" Bobby screamed as the little brown mouse jumped out from behind a garbage can right at his face. He leaped backwards straight into Rogue's arm as the mouse ran past them and into a small hole in the cupboards. Rogue screamed as the mouse ran past her and flew up straight into the ceiling, cracking the plaster.She floated back down once the mouse dissapeared from sight and set Bobby on the floor.
"Hehehe."
"Alright, what are you laughing at, Gumbo?" Bobby demanded.
"Hehe, you're scared of a mouse, hehehe."
"I am not. It just surprised me is all," Bobby replied, giving a little snort of indignation. Remy simply cocked an eyebrow at him. "What?"
"Heh, not'ing, mon ami, not'ing. So, how are we gonna get dat little t'ing?"
"Hmmm, I think I have a plan," Iceman replied. He motioned for everyone to gather around him. Everyone being, Rogue, Jubilee, Wolverine and Storm, everyone else being off on some mission and Jean having gone into town after breakfast."O.k. First of all we have to get it to come out. Wolvie, you come over here," Bobby began motioning for Wolverine to come over to the fridge. He grumbled at being called "Wolvie" but went over to where Bobby was. "Here put this on your finger and then-"
"I am *not* putting cream cheese on my finger."
"Oh come *on*, Logan, it's for the good of the team. This way the mouse will be tempted to come out, so that we can catch him.And you're the only one with a healing factor, so if it bites you it won't matter," Bobby explained.
"No."
"Fine. I'll come up with a new plan." Bobby's brow furrowed as he thought. The other X-Men shifted and exchanged doubtfull looks with each other. "Eurieka, I have it!!" Bobby suddenly shouted, startling everyone near him.
"Well, like, what is it?" Jubilee demanded, still sitting on the kitchen table.
"Well, we can leave a trail of cheese for it to follow and then when it reaches the place where we'll be hiding I'll freeze it so that it can't get away and then Gambit can blast it with one of his charged cards."
"Sounds good t' me," Remy said, moving to get the cheese.Storm and Rogue just sighed and shook their heads, while Wolverine muttered to himself about idiotic plans and the people who make them while stomping out of the kitchen. Jubilee remained on the table to afraid to get off, but with a hopefull look in her eyes.
"Okay, everyone go hide behind the couch in the rec room. Gambit, you set up the cheese," Bobby ordered.
2 hours later
"Dis is boring, where is dat mouse?" Remy complained.
"It'll come you just have to have some patience," Bobby said.
"I can not believe I am following along with this ridiculous plan," Storm said for the fourth time.
"Oh my God,like, there it is!"
"Everybody be still, we don't want to scare it away."
"Ah can't believe this is actually working."
"Here it comes! Get ready." Bobby shifted slightly to prepare to freeze it when it got close enough. *Creeeaakkk*"Oh crap!" The mouse stopped moving toward them, looked at the couch and then turned and streaked across the floor. "ARGH! Take this mouse!" Bobby screamed sending a wave of ice at the mouse. It looked like it was right on target but at the last moment the mouse changed direction and ran into a hole in the wall. The ice continued on its course and collided with the antique china cabinet with a crash. Everyone watched as the cabinet fell over and shattered everything in it. "Uh, oops?"
"You are in, like, sooooo much trouble when Cyke gets home," Jubilee teased.
"Um, I guess I'll have to come up with a better plan."
"Mon Dieu, stop t'inkin' or you'll get us all killed," Remy moaned. "I have a plan."
"Why don't we just hire an exterminator?" Jubilee suggested.
"Nah, I got it all figured out. Don' need to waste money on dat."
"Goddess help us all," Storm murmured to herself as Remy walked over to the wall that the mouse had disapeared into.
"See, all we have to do is charge the wall so that it gets just hot enough." He proceeds to put his hands on the wall, which then begins to glow a faint crimson. "When the mouse gets to hot it will run back out of the hall and de Icecube can freeze it.Simple." While he's talking the wall starts to grow a brighter crimson and heat begins to radiat off of it. "Dat mouse has to be gettin' pretty hot now."
"Uh, Gambit?"
"Oui?"
"Isn't the wall getting a little too well, um, charged?"
"Eh?" Gambit looks up from the hole and at the wall to find it glowing a bright crimson and seconds away from exploding. "Oh, merde. Quick everyone duck and cover!" They leaped back behind the couch just as the wall exploded, taking out all the windows and any other glass that was in the room with it."Um, heh, oops."
"Ah'm gettin out a here before those two," pointing at Bobby and Remy, "kill us all," Rogue said walking towards the door. As everyone watched her leave no one noticed the electrical wires catch fire. They turned their backs on the room and headed back into the kitchen to discuss what they were going to do next.
"I'm t'inkin' dat we probably don' need to do anyt'ing. No way dat mouse could have survived dat blast."
"Ohhhh, I wouldn't say that, look." Bobby pointed to the counter where the mouse was happily muching on the block of cheese that Remy had forgotten to put away.
"ARRGH!!! DIE MOUSE!!!!" Remy screamed, lunging at the mouse, trying to catch it. The mouse leapt out of the way and Remy went skidding across the counter, stuff flying everywhere. The mouse ran down the hallway, Remy close behind it, charged cards flying.
"He's snapped," Jubilee concluded. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Do you think that we should stop him?" Storm asked, listening to the sounds of cursing and explosions. Just then there was a huge explosion and the house began to shake. "Goddess, let's get out of here while we still can."
"Yeah, being blown to pieces by a crazed Gambit is not my idea of a good way to die," Bobby commented running out of the house followed by the other two. Once outside they turned to face the house and watch the fireworks."Uh oh."
"What happened to the house?"
"It's on fire."
"Allow me to put it out."
"No, Storm, I got it," Bobby insisted. He raised his hand and prepared to freeze the fire. Just then there was a massive explosion and the west wing of the mansion collapsed. Bobby lost his concentration and ended up freezing the entire side of the mansion that was still standing. "Huh, ya think I overdid it?" They stood and stared at the remains of the mansion. There was some clanging noises and Remy stumbled out of the rubble, covered head to foot in thick black soot.
"I t'ink I got 'im." He walked to the group and looked over at the mansion. "Woah. What happened to de other side?"
"I, uh, kinda froze it trying to put the fire out," Bobby explained.
"Fire?"
"Yep." They stood in silence for a moment, watching the dust settle. A few moment later they heard the whine of the Blackbirds engine powering down as it landed in the field behind them. A very pissed looking Scott Summers walked off the plan, his gaze shifting from the demolished masion to the people standing in front of it.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MANSION?"
TBC
YEAH!! Only one more chapter to go. Probably be a short one, might have it up by tonight.Next story will probably be the one with the mall, called Mallrats(heh, I love that movie, Jay and Silent Bob are the best)