'There is no spoon.' Snape muttered, stunned.
'I'm sorry, Severus, what did you say?' Dumbledore asked.
'There is no spoon...' Snape repeated, looking under the table for his spoon. 'I can't eat without my spoon!!!'
Every teacher looked at him, oddly.
'There is no spoon!!!' Snape repeated once again.
The other teachers looked at their spoons.
'I don't have it...' McGonagall said.
'I need my spoon!!' Snape yelled.
Everyone stared at him.
'POTTER!!!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE MY SPOON! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!' He said, pointing at Harry.
Harry looked puzzled. 'Er... this is MY spoon, professor... you probably dropped it or something...'
'YOU STOLE MY SPOON YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Snape shouted, maniacally.
'...Sir... I do NOT have your spoon!' Harry replied.
'DON'T LIE!!!!!!!!!' Snape ran towards Harry. 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!'
'HOLY SHIT!' Harry shrieked and ran out of the Great Hall, Snape right behind him, screaming like a psycho.
Everyone looked at each other, too shocked to say a word.
In the meantime, Harry ran towards the Quidditch field, Snape on his tail. He could ran amazingly fast for such an old guy!
Harry looked behind him, seeing that Snape is gone.
'Pfoeh...' Harry sighed. 'That was scary.' He sat in the grass.
He sat there for about 2 minutes, when he heard something. He turned around, seeing nothing.
'Must be my paranoia imagination...' He said to himself.
'NOW I GOT YA, SPOON MOOCHER!!!' Snape yelled, trying to catch Harry.
'AHHHHHHHHH!!' Harry yelled, and ran away again, starting the whole thing all over again.
********* Three days later...**********
Ron and Hermoine sat in the Gryffindor common room, staring out of the window, watching Snape running behind Harry, screaming 'COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY SPOON BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' so hard they could hear it.
'This place is fucked up.' Ron said, sighing.
'Very...' Hermoine replied.
The End.
Me: Sorry bout that, Snapez!
Snape: I don't care about my spoon...
Me: Sure... I saw what you were doing with it.
Snape: OH YOU PERVERT! *walks away, crying*
Me: ...eating your cereal...??! Anyway, tell me what you think of this *insane* little story!
'I'm sorry, Severus, what did you say?' Dumbledore asked.
'There is no spoon...' Snape repeated, looking under the table for his spoon. 'I can't eat without my spoon!!!'
Every teacher looked at him, oddly.
'There is no spoon!!!' Snape repeated once again.
The other teachers looked at their spoons.
'I don't have it...' McGonagall said.
'I need my spoon!!' Snape yelled.
Everyone stared at him.
'POTTER!!!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE MY SPOON! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!' He said, pointing at Harry.
Harry looked puzzled. 'Er... this is MY spoon, professor... you probably dropped it or something...'
'YOU STOLE MY SPOON YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Snape shouted, maniacally.
'...Sir... I do NOT have your spoon!' Harry replied.
'DON'T LIE!!!!!!!!!' Snape ran towards Harry. 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!'
'HOLY SHIT!' Harry shrieked and ran out of the Great Hall, Snape right behind him, screaming like a psycho.
Everyone looked at each other, too shocked to say a word.
In the meantime, Harry ran towards the Quidditch field, Snape on his tail. He could ran amazingly fast for such an old guy!
Harry looked behind him, seeing that Snape is gone.
'Pfoeh...' Harry sighed. 'That was scary.' He sat in the grass.
He sat there for about 2 minutes, when he heard something. He turned around, seeing nothing.
'Must be my paranoia imagination...' He said to himself.
'NOW I GOT YA, SPOON MOOCHER!!!' Snape yelled, trying to catch Harry.
'AHHHHHHHHH!!' Harry yelled, and ran away again, starting the whole thing all over again.
********* Three days later...**********
Ron and Hermoine sat in the Gryffindor common room, staring out of the window, watching Snape running behind Harry, screaming 'COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY SPOON BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' so hard they could hear it.
'This place is fucked up.' Ron said, sighing.
'Very...' Hermoine replied.
The End.
Me: Sorry bout that, Snapez!
Snape: I don't care about my spoon...
Me: Sure... I saw what you were doing with it.
Snape: OH YOU PERVERT! *walks away, crying*
Me: ...eating your cereal...??! Anyway, tell me what you think of this *insane* little story!