Riku and Sesshou-Maru sat in the shag carpeted living room of Mori's
house. In front of them, was a box, labeled "Hooked on Phonics" of course,
both of them being illiterate, thought that it said. "Ice Cream. Right
here."
"Hey, Fluffy-" began Riku
"Don't call me that." grumbled the disgruntled youkai.
"Hey Stinkoman-"
"Did you just call me 'Stinkoman'?"
"Why, yes, yes sir I did. Anywho, Fluffy, about that contract thingy that Minagi gave me, well, I need to learn how to sign it, and" Riku blushed "They said you knew how to write an-"
"Feh. Don't believe any of that crap kid."
"What? What crap?"
"That crap that says I can write. Everybody knows that Fluffy-kun can't write for crap!"
"Why are we saying 'crap' so much?"
"Ummmm, because......uh.......guys just do."
"I don't."
"Then you're not a guy."
"Look who's talking, Mr. OH I GOT LONG, LONG HAIR AND A FANCY WHITE BOA TO GO WITH IT! AND MY EYELIDS ARE CONVIENTLY TINTED PINK! OOOOHOOHOHOOOHOHO!"
"IT'S CALLED A TAIL!!! TAIL!!! T-E-Q-2-I-y.....z....." said Fluffy, remembering he can't spell. Trying to change the subject from his femmy appearance,
[This paragraph has been removed, because of an overly violent scene involving a very angry Sesshou-loving fan girl who hates people talking about her Fluffy like a girl, and a sledgehammer.]
Fluffy pointed out the window a gruesome spectacle. "Oh......my.....gosh......Hey, Riku..........Uh..that He/She/It/Guy/ Slave thing is flirting with you." And sure enough, the he/she/it/guy/ slave thing WAS flirting with Riku, bulbous head pressed up 'gainst the window, contents of overlarge nostrils clearly visible. And unfortunately, it wasn't in the form of a strudel anymore.
"Uh...uh......*Blargh*" The contents of Riku's stomach spilled out on the floor. His spleen floated around in the gooey mess, as a magic fig climbed up on Fluffy's head and started dancing.
"AUGHHHHHHHH! GET THAT THING OFFA ME!!!!" said Sesshou, clawing ravenously at the shriveled fruit, which, with renewed efforts, began to do a tap number happily upon the youkai's head. "AUGHHH!!!" and with a cry of anguish, Sesshou-Maru fell down, mortally wounded. "Gettttt..........Mo- Mori..........need-"
"DON'T WORRY FLUFFY! YOU DEATH SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN!" yelled Riku, cutting off the last words of the demon as he took of for the family room.
"-need..........ice.........cream...." Sesshou-Maru managed gasp out. But by then, the devastated fan girls had procured a coffin. The motif of the cadaver container seemed to be "[A] Plays with squirrels", for numerous depictions of the furry little rodents adorned the casket. Mori broke down crying at the sight of the vanquished youkai.
"FLUFFY-CHAN!!! YOU WERE LIKE A-uhh.......well.......I guess you were my servent, but........FLUFFY!!!!!" she yelled, moaning. It wasn't long before she started spontaneously combusting in the popcorn bowl.
"Augh." Muttered Minagi. "Leave it to Fluffy to avoid teaching my Riku-chan 'bout phonics. Oh well......" Suddenly, she noticed that Fluffy's tail had lost it's shiny luster. "Ummm........Mori? Fluffy's uh, fuzzy thing is kinda losin' it's sh-"
"Hey guys!" called Riku as he walked in from the kitchen, several empty chocolate ice-cream-tainted in his arms. His entire face was covered in Hagen Daas as he smiled blissfully. 'Whatcha doin'? Oh...........wait.........I know this............uhhhhh............I got it! Burying a body for the Mafia!"
"No Riku. That was LAST week. Remember?" Minagi corrected.
"Oh......" said Riku, shoveling another ice-cream laden spoon into his mouth. And there must've been some magic in those empty Hagen Daas containers, because suddenly, the youkai came to life!
"FLUFFY THE YOUKAI!!! HAD A VERY FLUFFY TAIL!!!! IT WAS SOFT AND BIG AND IT LOOKED LIKE A FIG IF YOU ANGELED THE CAMERA JUST RIGHT! HIPPETY HOP HOP! HIPPETY HOP- oh. Wait. Ummmm.....THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE PLUMBER!!!! No- Riku, wait- DON'T LICK THE AUTOMATIC LOCK!!!!!"
^_^ Okay! Fluffy get's his own song!!!! (which, by now, you probably have figured out was sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman'.) Oh well, that's the end of chapter two, Please Read and Review!!!!!!!!
"Hey, Fluffy-" began Riku
"Don't call me that." grumbled the disgruntled youkai.
"Hey Stinkoman-"
"Did you just call me 'Stinkoman'?"
"Why, yes, yes sir I did. Anywho, Fluffy, about that contract thingy that Minagi gave me, well, I need to learn how to sign it, and" Riku blushed "They said you knew how to write an-"
"Feh. Don't believe any of that crap kid."
"What? What crap?"
"That crap that says I can write. Everybody knows that Fluffy-kun can't write for crap!"
"Why are we saying 'crap' so much?"
"Ummmm, because......uh.......guys just do."
"I don't."
"Then you're not a guy."
"Look who's talking, Mr. OH I GOT LONG, LONG HAIR AND A FANCY WHITE BOA TO GO WITH IT! AND MY EYELIDS ARE CONVIENTLY TINTED PINK! OOOOHOOHOHOOOHOHO!"
"IT'S CALLED A TAIL!!! TAIL!!! T-E-Q-2-I-y.....z....." said Fluffy, remembering he can't spell. Trying to change the subject from his femmy appearance,
[This paragraph has been removed, because of an overly violent scene involving a very angry Sesshou-loving fan girl who hates people talking about her Fluffy like a girl, and a sledgehammer.]
Fluffy pointed out the window a gruesome spectacle. "Oh......my.....gosh......Hey, Riku..........Uh..that He/She/It/Guy/ Slave thing is flirting with you." And sure enough, the he/she/it/guy/ slave thing WAS flirting with Riku, bulbous head pressed up 'gainst the window, contents of overlarge nostrils clearly visible. And unfortunately, it wasn't in the form of a strudel anymore.
"Uh...uh......*Blargh*" The contents of Riku's stomach spilled out on the floor. His spleen floated around in the gooey mess, as a magic fig climbed up on Fluffy's head and started dancing.
"AUGHHHHHHHH! GET THAT THING OFFA ME!!!!" said Sesshou, clawing ravenously at the shriveled fruit, which, with renewed efforts, began to do a tap number happily upon the youkai's head. "AUGHHH!!!" and with a cry of anguish, Sesshou-Maru fell down, mortally wounded. "Gettttt..........Mo- Mori..........need-"
"DON'T WORRY FLUFFY! YOU DEATH SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN!" yelled Riku, cutting off the last words of the demon as he took of for the family room.
"-need..........ice.........cream...." Sesshou-Maru managed gasp out. But by then, the devastated fan girls had procured a coffin. The motif of the cadaver container seemed to be "[A] Plays with squirrels", for numerous depictions of the furry little rodents adorned the casket. Mori broke down crying at the sight of the vanquished youkai.
"FLUFFY-CHAN!!! YOU WERE LIKE A-uhh.......well.......I guess you were my servent, but........FLUFFY!!!!!" she yelled, moaning. It wasn't long before she started spontaneously combusting in the popcorn bowl.
"Augh." Muttered Minagi. "Leave it to Fluffy to avoid teaching my Riku-chan 'bout phonics. Oh well......" Suddenly, she noticed that Fluffy's tail had lost it's shiny luster. "Ummm........Mori? Fluffy's uh, fuzzy thing is kinda losin' it's sh-"
"Hey guys!" called Riku as he walked in from the kitchen, several empty chocolate ice-cream-tainted in his arms. His entire face was covered in Hagen Daas as he smiled blissfully. 'Whatcha doin'? Oh...........wait.........I know this............uhhhhh............I got it! Burying a body for the Mafia!"
"No Riku. That was LAST week. Remember?" Minagi corrected.
"Oh......" said Riku, shoveling another ice-cream laden spoon into his mouth. And there must've been some magic in those empty Hagen Daas containers, because suddenly, the youkai came to life!
"FLUFFY THE YOUKAI!!! HAD A VERY FLUFFY TAIL!!!! IT WAS SOFT AND BIG AND IT LOOKED LIKE A FIG IF YOU ANGELED THE CAMERA JUST RIGHT! HIPPETY HOP HOP! HIPPETY HOP- oh. Wait. Ummmm.....THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE PLUMBER!!!! No- Riku, wait- DON'T LICK THE AUTOMATIC LOCK!!!!!"
^_^ Okay! Fluffy get's his own song!!!! (which, by now, you probably have figured out was sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman'.) Oh well, that's the end of chapter two, Please Read and Review!!!!!!!!