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After a crazy dinner, of guessing which one was the real James and which one was not. The Marauders were next to tired. They had planned to play a prank on the girls but they were too tired. Around 12:00 James took his invisibility cloak and went to the girls' dorm. He wanted to know more about that girl, Hermione. He walked in and saw that Hermione wasn't in bed. 'Too bad' James thought. He looked around her bed and then saw a diary! Then he picked it up and started reading it. It started:

Tuesday, October 5th

Dear Diary,

Today was my first day being a girl! I don't get it how Hermione copes with it. Lessons were fun because 1. NO Snape 2. ?? don't rightly care about the rest. I think Pladfoot is cooking something up. I swear! All he does is look at me, and well never mind. Lily's coming in I better go! Harry









Wednesday, October 6th

Dear Diary,

Sirius did it! He kissed me! I slapped him because I, Mr. Harry James Potter am NOT homosexual. End of discussion. Period. James I think is overprotecting his so called-friends. He started saying bad things about me because I admitted that I had hit Sirius. I swear I'll get him back sooner or later before I leave. I hate those stupid Marauders. I mean I don't have anything against older Remus and Sirius but the younger ones. Lily is a different story. Of course she's my mother and stuff so I respect her more than any other student. Harry









Friday, October 8th

Dear Diary,

I am now a boy! Now that I'm a boy again I don't have to wear a skirt or any of that girly stuff. One week of girl stuff is now over! Praise the lord!!! I think James is still mad at me for saying and slapping Pladfoot. I told Lily about this diary. She said it was a good idea because I could always look back and laugh at what I've written. Sirius and I are leaving on Sunday. I'm pretty happy about going back and stuff. BUT I'll miss Lily. Well this stupid diary writing will stop tomorrow! YES!!

Harry

James read a few more things here and there. So Lily was Hermione's mother! Now all he had to do was tell Pladfoot and Pladfoot would tell Lisa, Lisa would tell Rita Skeeter, and the Rita would make fliers and the in about 2- 4 hours the whole school would know. James realized the consequences. He would get in HUGE trouble for starting that kind of rumour and so on. The clock struck 1 and James went back to bed. Now he knew her (his) secret. 'That was too easy' he thought as his head it the pillow. Now ½of the secret is known. Who's the father?.

&&& That was Chapter 4!! PLEASE R/R!!!!!!!!!!