'Twas the night before Kuma
And all through the loft,
Decorations were sparkly.... and fuzzy and.....soft.
The bakas were all sleeping
Snoring, peaceful lulls
Whilst visions of Pocky Sticks pranced through their skulls
The blond smoking ciggies,
And me like a cat,
Both waiting for the obnoxious little brother to scat.
When from the hot air ducts
There came such a shout,
And a strange little creature with big ears popped right out!
With a pretty red bow
And charming pink paws,
We knew it had to be good Kuma-Clause!
He hopped through our place
Delivering toys
Like he does for good little Kumagirls and boys!
And with him came his green-haired elf.
Yuki looked pissed, while I looked on in awe
As he greeted us with a great big NA NO DA!
I tried to speak
But before I was able
The elf crashed into the new coffee table.
Koibito now fuming,
And his brother full swoon,
Kuma-Clause continued his run of the room.
Yuki's veins started to throb
Eyes started to twitch
As the bunny inspected the inside of our fridge.
"Now here's the problem!
It's perfectly clear!
Yuki's too grumpy from living on beer!"
Now, I may be naïve,
Some would call me dense,
But jolly old Kuma-Clause was making some sense.
But before this could fully sink in
My lovely blond had a plan of his own,
To save his beer and rid this 'pest' from our home.
He moved very quickly,
Before either could suspect,
And from our window, they did eject.
Tatsuha's whining
He decided 'no more!'
And unceremoniously booted him out the door.
His let out a scowl,
Quite icy to see,
And with a deep breath, said simply 'where were we?'
And Kuma-Clause whimpered
(From far out of sight)
Merry Kuma to all, and to all a good night!
And all through the loft,
Decorations were sparkly.... and fuzzy and.....soft.
The bakas were all sleeping
Snoring, peaceful lulls
Whilst visions of Pocky Sticks pranced through their skulls
The blond smoking ciggies,
And me like a cat,
Both waiting for the obnoxious little brother to scat.
When from the hot air ducts
There came such a shout,
And a strange little creature with big ears popped right out!
With a pretty red bow
And charming pink paws,
We knew it had to be good Kuma-Clause!
He hopped through our place
Delivering toys
Like he does for good little Kumagirls and boys!
And with him came his green-haired elf.
Yuki looked pissed, while I looked on in awe
As he greeted us with a great big NA NO DA!
I tried to speak
But before I was able
The elf crashed into the new coffee table.
Koibito now fuming,
And his brother full swoon,
Kuma-Clause continued his run of the room.
Yuki's veins started to throb
Eyes started to twitch
As the bunny inspected the inside of our fridge.
"Now here's the problem!
It's perfectly clear!
Yuki's too grumpy from living on beer!"
Now, I may be naïve,
Some would call me dense,
But jolly old Kuma-Clause was making some sense.
But before this could fully sink in
My lovely blond had a plan of his own,
To save his beer and rid this 'pest' from our home.
He moved very quickly,
Before either could suspect,
And from our window, they did eject.
Tatsuha's whining
He decided 'no more!'
And unceremoniously booted him out the door.
His let out a scowl,
Quite icy to see,
And with a deep breath, said simply 'where were we?'
And Kuma-Clause whimpered
(From far out of sight)
Merry Kuma to all, and to all a good night!