Beauty and the Geek

by Kayochen

There's a new girl in town and Bart seems to be getting on pretty well with her but what unforseen tragedies will unfold?! *gasp* It's finally finished! Chapter 3 is up!

1. Part 1

This is my first Simpsons fic. I'm just attempting to write an episode basically so try to imagine it like it's on TV.

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Beauty and the Geek

Part 1

It's an ordinary day in the Simpson home when Homer bursts through the door and cries,

'Gather round family because I am now in ownership of a genuine crocodile skin wallet!' The whole family but Lisa lets out an appreciative,

'Oooooooooooooo.'

'But Dad,' says Lisa, 'they hunt down and kill crocodiles for their skins.' Homer thinks, or rather, stares blankly into space, for a moment and then says,

'Oh Lisa, amphibians can't feel pain.' Marge then interrupts,

'It's a lovely purse, Homer, but how much did it cost us?' Homer giggles like a schoolgirl then says,

'That's the beauty part, Marge,' he giggles some more, 'it didn't cost me diddely-squat! I found it in the street, and it had *giggle* a thousand dollars in it!'

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In the Springfield Orphanage, two men stand in a room full of ragged little orphans.

One of the men gasps in horror,

'Oh no! I can't find the funds, I had them in the crocodile-skin wallet, I must have dropped it on my way to the pound to sell some kids. Looks like there'll be no Christmas this year.' The whole room erupts in crying.

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'Homer! You have to hand that money in to the police station,' says Marge. Homer grins and says,

'Too late. I already 'invested' it, look at this.' he throws the front door open to reveal a trampoline, 'The Trampoflux 3000!' announces Homer. Marge then lets out a trademark,

'Hmmmmmmmm,' and says, 'A trampoline? Those aren't very safe.' Neither Marge nor Homer notice that Maggie has wormed her way on to the trampoline and is currently bouncing so high, it takes her a considerable length of time to come down. Meanwhile, Homer is arguing,

'But Marge, it's the trampoflux 3000,' Marge groans. Homer repeats his sentence slowly, 'The Tramp-ooo-fluuux-three-thoou-saand,' suddenly Maggie lands in Homer's arms, at which Homer says, 'Hi, Lisa.'

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Short, I know but this is just intro, hopefully the rest will be longer (and better).

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