ELP: This is how Ken's Christmas Party, SHOULD have gone. It's funnier.
Sammy: You don't own Digimon.
ELP: Nope.
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Miyako, Davis, T.K, Cody and Kari walked up to Ken's door. They had been invited to his Christmas party. Their Digimon were in their backpacks. Miyako knocked on the door. There was a loud, thunk, on the other side of the door, and then it opened to reveal Ken rubbing his head. He was wearing a yellow button up shirt with white pants. There was a fair sized bruise on his forehead. Ken stopped rubbing his head.


"Oooooowwwwwwwwww.......The door wasn't supposed to be there.....Hi, come on in, my parents are gone and the food is cooking." Miyako tried to stifle a laugh. It failed. They all ended up laughing at one thing. Ken had huge pink cooking mitts on. Ken sighed a little in happiness.


" Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yes, I am wearing cooking mitts, and yes," He sniffed the air and his eyes widened.


" THE FOOD IS BURNING!!!" He exclaimed as he rushed back into the house. They walked in and smelled the smoke. Ken slipped on the floor. He was still kind of running to the oven. He was slipping and sliding, more likely. He crashed into the oven and opened it. He pulled out baked potatoes, burnt ones.{ I have no idea how to cook, so I'm just thinking oven} He sighed, and put them on the counter. He turned around and finally noticed the roar of laughter coming from his friends. He almost smiled or laughed. It was kind of funny....


" Well, there goes the baked potatoes." He took the mitts of and put them on the counter by the burnt potatoes.


" I can't cook very well. But I have one more chance." A beeping noise came from behind him, making him sweat drop. He whirled around and yelled,


" NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He had another oven, and Miyako had to refrain from laughing too hard. The turkey was burning on a plate in the oven. Ken ripped it open, and without thinking, pulled the turkey on the hot plate out. He stared at the turkey. He had succeeded in saving it. His hands hurt a little. Then a lot. He yelped and set the turkey down on the table. He waved his hands around frantically, blowing on them. He jumped around while doing this. Miyako and Kari ran over, slipping on the kitchen floor. They crashed into Ken's feet, making him topple over. He landed. Miyako tried to get up, but she tripped over Kari's feet, and landed on Ken.

Ken tried to get up, and he tripped over Kari's hands. He landed on Miyako. Kari tried to get up, but tripped over Ken's arm. She landed on his arm, opposite of Miyako. They all groaned. Ken's arms were pinned down by them, on accident. He tried to get up, but his arms wouldn't budge. He hit his head on the floor. He groaned. He was stuck. Then came Davis, walking cautiously up to them. T.K was doing the same. They both grabbed to help Kari. They both took an arm, pulling her up. They didn't even notice Miyako and Ken, who they were stepping on. Cody walked up to Miyako and tried to help her up. She managed to get on her knees. Ken slowly got on his knees. He shook his head and looked on the table. The turkey was alive.


Well, not really, but he saved it from becoming like the baked potatoes. He used a chair and pulled himself up. He handed a hand to Miyako, who took it and got up. They all carefully walked onto the carpet. Ken sighed.


" Ouch. That hurt. Anyway, the turkey is saved, so I think we can eat that, or we can order take out." Cody thought for a moment.


" Why don't you try it?" He asked Ken, very suspiciously. Ken shrugged and took a knife a fork. He cut a slice and ate it. It was a little dry, and hard to chew.


" Take out." He said simply, putting the knife and fork on the counter, along with the turkey. He walked to the phone and ordered pizza.


"Well, it'll be 15-20 minutes before the pizza comes. Hmmmmmmmm....I have cards, some board games and a closet full of stuff. I don't exactly know what's in there, because I haven't looked in my closet since.......Since I was 5, I think." Davis grinned.


" Let's see what you have living in there" Everyone but Ken laughed. Ken led them to his room and opened the door. Wormmon was sitting on the bed. He smiled.


" Where is the other digimon, Ken-Chan?" He asked. Ken turned smiled a little smile, the corner of his mouth raising a bit, and turned around to face the others.


" So?" He asked. Miyako and the others dropped their coats and backpacks on the rack in the corner of Ken's room, along with there boots. Out of the packs came the Digimon, who ran up to Wormmon, and started a game of some sort. Ken walked over to his closet.


" Well, this is it." He put his hand on the door knob, and pulled it open. Well, not really. He accidentally pulled the knob off. He held it in his hand with a raised eyebrow. He didn't even pull, really. T.K laughed.


" Looks like the door has a few loose things. Maybe use the hole and pull it open, Superman." Everyone laughed. Ken just raised his eyebrow and cocked his head to the side. He put his 3 fingers in the hole where the knob used to be and pulled a little. The door opened. They looked inside.


" Wow. All I see is a trap door and a-" Davis was cut of by two screams. Ken and T.K turned around. Miyako and Kari shrieked again and jumped in their arms. Ken was stunned at Miyako shaking in his arms. T.K shared the same expression with Kari. Miyako and Kari were frantically pointing to the floor of the closet.


" RATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAT RAT RAT!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!" They both screamed. The rat looked up. Ken raised an eyebrow. It was just an old gray rat. It was just staring up at him. Big and round eyes just staring at Ken. Why would you want to kill something that small, that didn't do anything? He couldn't even think to kill anymore. He sighed.


" Shoo! Go on! Get!!! Get away!! Shoo, shoo!" He beckoned the rat. It stood on it's hind legs, and stared up more.He sighed again. Stupid rat....


" Go!!! Go away!!!"Ken tried again. The rat ran around in a circle around Ken's feet, freaking Miyako out more. She screamed and jumped up onto Ken's shoulders. She kneeled there and shook. Ken just watched the rat run in circles around T.K's feet, making Kari do the same thing Miyako did. T.K was a little stunned.


" Go! Get!! Shoo, you rat!!! Go where you rats go!!" Ken tried again. The rat went back in front of the closet. It made little laughing sounds. The rat stopped. It must have thought something devious. It ran full speed at Ken. It ran up his shoe and up his leg. Miyako screeched and leapt off of Ken's shoulders and climbed up the ladder to his bed. The rat ran up Ken, until he was on his shoulders. It stopped and practically smirked. Ken blinked a few times. This was getting old. He moved his hand over and picked the rat up. It climbed on top of his hand. It's huge eyes stared at him with a devious look in them.

Ken raised an eyebrow. Kari had followed Miyako, and they were both shaking in fear of this rat. The rat ran up Ken's arm, into his sleeve. Ken tried to get the rat out. He was very ticklish, and his neck ,ribs and under arms were the worst. The rat ran over his shoulder, under the sleeve, and swung it's tail over Ken's neck. He immediately grabbed the rat and pulled it out, trying hard not to laugh. Davis was laughing his head off. Ken smirked a little.


" So, rat, you want to play that game, huh? Well, I think you would like it better in the attic." He stated as he walked over to his bunk bed. There was a trap door above the bed. He climbed the latter and got on the bed, the rat firmly in his hand. It didn't squirm, but just watched him get on. Miyako laughed nervously.


"You're not going to put that thing near use, right? You're a gentleman, and gentleman don't freak girls out with rats!" She nervously stated, her and Kari moving slowly to the corner of the bed. Ken smirked and moved past them.


" You're right. I'm just putting this guy where he can live without getting hit by a broom by my mom." He opened the hatch, and dust cam down on his head, along with about twenty 100 dollar bills. He shoved the rat in the attic, closed the hatch, grabbed the money and jumped of the bed. The girls climbed off. Ken started to count.
" 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 800,2000!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" He screamed. He jumped up and down. He grabbed 5 one hundred dollar bills, handing one to each DD. They all took it and sweat dropped. Ken kept jumping.


" YES!!!! I LOVE THAT RAT!!!!!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I GOT MONEY!!!" He started to do a little happy dance, the money in his hands. He ended up tripping and falling on his back. He sat up straight when the doorbell rang. He and Miyako walked out of the room to the door. Ken opened the door, hiding the money behind him, grabbing the 20 dollars for pizza. The pizza guy smirked slyly when he saw the dust on Ken's head, and the huge sweat drop on Miyako's head.


" $20.00.Thank you, and don't do anything bad." He said as he took the money, handed them the money, and left. Ken was a little dumbstruck. Miyako thought it was humiliating. They walked to the table and set up the plates and food.
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ELP: Chapter 1 up!!! 17 more to go!!! It think...
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