Ok. I promised that I would do bibbity bobbity boo!! Ummmm I just have one question. MOST of this song is just 'bibbity bobbity boo'. I dun know how to change those lyrics so basically the lyrics are the same except for a few words. I want to say I am sorry. I know EVIL IS MY NAME MWAHAHAHA asked me to do bibbity bobbity boo with shadi, but I just couldn't think of anything he would do with the song. No setting came in my mind. And I don't even know anything about shadi. I haven't even seen him. SO SORRY! So I hope you like the new setting. And when I think about it, this really isn't a parody. There really aren't any REAL words to change around.

Yugi and Kaiba are having a duel. And, as usual, Yugi has his dark magician in play.

"Yugi, your Dark magician doesn't stand a chance against the power of my Blue eyes!" Kaiba smirked.

"We'll just see about that!" Yugi knew his magician couldn't stand up to the powerful blue eyes white dragon, but what choice did he have? He could hear his friends cheering him on and giving him hope.

(Tea) "Yugi! You can do it!"

(Joey) "GO YUG! Kick his butt!"

(Tristan) "Kaiba's the one who doesn't stand a chance!"

(Bakura) "Don't give up!"

(I know lame cheers! But hey give me some credit! )

My friends believe in me. I can do this!

"Dark Magician! Dark Magic attack!" Yugi ordered his magician.

The dark Magician got ready to attack. But something was wrong. The magician didn't lift up his hand or move at all. He just stood still.

"Dark magician!!! YO! YO! YO! HEY FO'! Dark magic attack!" but he still sat there frozen. The only thing they could hear was some sort of weird music.

(Tea) this music seems familiar. Where have I heard it?

"Kaiba!" Yugi yelled. "What have you done to my poor magician!? And what is that stupid music?"

"I didn't do anything! And I don't listen to that kind of music. It could be Mokuba playing a movie. Full blast…"

Then there was a humming sound. Yugi frantically looked around to see where it was coming from and was surprised to find out it was coming from his dark magician. He was humming along with the tune.

"Oh great! How am I supposed to attack with this dumb thing now?"

"Looks like you lose Yugi!"

"Uh-uh! I'll try one more time! Dark Magician! Dark magic attack!"

The dark magician moved. But not as Yugi expected. It started to prance around the field. Waving its staff everywhere! Then it spoke. "Pumpkin! I need pumpkins! Gaia!"

Gaia entered the field.

"HEY! I didn't summon you!"

"SO? Don't have a cow."

"That is impossible! Humans, especially males, can't give birth to cows!"

(Joey) it's an expression Yugi.

"Oh. I knew that."

"Hey Gaia! My main man! What's up?"

"Jus' chillin. Hangin with mystical elf. How about you brutha?"

"Could you hook me up with your horse? I need to attach it to a pumpkin."

"Sure. Bro'. Here * gives him his horse *

"Thanks dude. Go score one with the chic."

"Gotcha. Later."

"Peace."

(Tristan) I didn't understand a word they said.

(Bakura) it's slang.

(Tristan) how do you know slang?

(Bakura) everyone knows slang! You're just dumb.

(Tristan) oh.

Yugi is flabbergasted (I love that word!). "Dark magician! What are you doing?! This is not the time for-"

"TIME? Is it midnight already?" * checks clock and sees it 4:00 pm only * "Whew! Cinderella! Where are you?"

(Tea) that's where I heard it!

"There you are!" * grabs Tea *

(Tea) HEY! Put me down!

"Now now! Cinderella. I am your fairy godmother. And you must go see the prince at the ball. * Points to Yugi *

(Tea) WHAT? * Blushes *

"Don't need to thank me. I enjoy helping people."

(Joey) he is so…

(Bakura) don't say it. This fic is rated G.

(Joey) oh. Oops.

(Tea) I am not Cinderella! Get me down from here! * Is on the dueling field and is being held captive in a pumpkin attached to Gaia's horse. *

"I seem to be forgetting something. This carriage is not moving…"

(Tea) EVEN IF I WAS GOING TO SEE YUGI I COULD JUST WALK! HES RIGHT THERE! * Points above *

"Cinderella. Be grateful I am helping your dreams come true.

(Tea) Dreams? Come true? * Blushes again because she really does have a crush on yugi * and GRATEFUL? FOR WHAT? STUFFING ME IN A PUMPKIN?? ATTACHED TO A HORSE???

"That's it! My magic!"

"FINALLY! Now go attack the blue eyes!"

"Blue eyes? Who said anything about the Blue eyes?"

Kaiba breathed a sigh of relief. * Sigh of relief * (see? Told ya)

Dark magician starts to prance around again and sings:

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Using Gaia's horse and what have you got
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
I'll do magic believe it or not
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo
But the thingamabob that does the job is
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Tea in pumpkins and what have you got                                                            (tea with 2 syllables: Tay-Uh)
bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

"Aibou?"

"Yes yami?"

"I don't think I should be your yami anymore.  It's very embarrassing."

"WHAT? No. But then I'll lose duels!'

"I could care less. I'll just take my millennium puzzle and be leaving now thank you very much."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Yami yugi goes back in the puzzle and it suddenly sprouts legs and leaves Yugi's neck and runs away.

Kaiba finally talks.

"So… I WIN!

Ok this sucked more than ' I won't say I'm in love.' My actual setting was with the mystical elf, but I couldn't remember that book thingie that she performs her spell with…so I was like ' great my whole plot down the toilet '. Well review anyways. I tried as much as I could to make a sensible parody…

(Tea) SENSIBLE! I WAS STUCK IN A PUMPKIN!!!

And besides... me? Making sense? Never happened never will!