HEY WHATS, LIKE, UP YA'LL? That is how an Alabama born valley girl sounds like. NO OFFENSE INTENDED. I was born in the south, and raised in the west with a bunch of west side wannabees. But enough about me, what about you? * Cricket cricket * okay then how about we just get on with the long awaited chapter? Ok I think we all agree on that.

Yami me: not me.

Me: no one asked you. You stupid hikari!

Yami me: I'm a yami.

Me; no I am

Yami me: then why do you type 'YAMI me'?

Me: I don't want to be a hikari…we're both yamis!

Yami me: nope.

Me; If you're nice to me I'll put you in a song…

Yami me: like I want to be in one. Besides you're putting Sai with YAMI BAKURA * glares at Sai *

Me: HEY! No scaring the reviewers! Sorry Sai, she's just a stupid stupid girl. Ignore her.

Yami me: I am not stupid. How come I don't get to be with yami bakura? I don't wanna be in any of your stupid songs anyway…

Me: ok then, I guess yami yugi will just have to-

Yami me: OK! I'll be nice!

Me: good. * Evil smirk * I'll THINK about it…

Yami me: Grrrr….

Me: Now the winner is…* drum roll * the envelope please? * Gets handed an envelope * OUCH! PAPERCUT! MEDIC! Ha. Just kidding. Am I keeping you in suspense? Maybe I'll wait a little longer…* gets evil death glares form reviewers carrying pitch forks, torches, swords, and guns ready to lash out and kill the authoress if she doesn't continue * AAAAH!!!! MOB!!!! * Runs around screaming and bumps into the computer screen because she's too lazy to actually get off her butt and run for real * ok ok ok ok ok. Joey& Mai

Mai: but I'm not in love.

Joey: yeah right…I read the 2nd chapter.

Mai: ACK! I have this weird feeling…

Joey: Love?

Mai: no… KILL THE AUTHORESS!!!

Yami me: I 2nd that notion!

Mai and Joey are in a duel… alone…and Tristan and Yugi are watching them. Don't ask where everyone else is… they're lost somewhere! And don't you think Tristan, Joey and Yugi are kind of like a trio…if you count out Tea…and Bakura?

[Tristan:] I can see what's happening

[Yugi:] What?

[Tristan:] And they don't have a clue
[Yugi:] Who?
[Tristan:] They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
our trio's down to two.
[Yugi:] oh.                                                                               (Innocent little Yugi)
[Tristan: (In a sarcastic mock-French accent)]
Ze sweet caress of twilight
[Tristan: (Back to normal, but still sarcastic)]
there's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
[the people in the background whoever they may be:]
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the dueling brings
the field, for once, in perfect harmony
with all its dueling things
[Joey:] So many duels to win her
but how to make her lose
Truth about my feelings? Impossible!
She'd kick me with her shoes                                                    (boots…whatever)
[Mai:] He's holding back, he's hiding
A card that is upside                                                                 (upside…down)
Is he playing the card I know he has                                          (* cough * Time wizard * cough * cough*)
The card I see inside?
[Those people again:]
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the dueling brings
the field, for once, in perfect harmony
with all its dueling things
can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
stealing through dueling strategies                                              (does that even make sense? Oh like 'stealing through life's uncertainties' does?)
Love is where they are
[Tristan:] and if he falls in love tonight
it can be assumed

[Yugi:] His carefree days with us are history.
[Tristan and Yugi:]
In short, our pal is doomed.

OK. I feel bad. This turned out to be dumb, after all of you were waiting for a long time, and I make a sucky chapter.

Yami me: told ya she was stupid!

Me: you really aren't good at the 'making people feel better' thing are you?

Yami me: I'm good at everything. I just don't like you. That's all.

Me: fine then. Leave go on. * Makes puppy dog face *

Yami me: * feels bad * Well, I didn't really mean that, and if it makes you feel better, well…* finds it very difficult to be nice * I think you're a great hikari...or yami as you say you are, and this chapter was good.

Me: really?

Yami me: uhh…yeah! Sure! Could've been better, but… it was ok. * Hugs * I wouldn't trade you for another yami...er…hikari in the world!

Me: * puts on a huge smiley face *

Yami me: * goes off not believing what she just did/said *

Me: * turns to matt * I knew she loved me. Got it on tape?

Matt: Yup. All right here. * Pats his camera *

Me: heh heh. * Evilest grin ever * Seto please tell them what you wanted to say!

Seto: I didn't want to * remembers * oh yeah… * pulls out a little scrap of paper with my handwriting on it *

Me: go on. I think I am going to go cry now.

Seto: Right. * Ahem * please read the story known as 'Back at one' by yamachan*is my*man. It is a very nice story. If you guys love romance and/or drama then this story will be to your liking. Kaiba proposes to his girlfriend… I have a girlfriend??

Me: READ IT!

Seto: * continues * in the sweetest way you can think of. Joey/Mai pairing fans will also like this story. If you want to hear Joey sing a song and cry…JOEY CRIES? HAHAHAH

Me: Seto, please just go on.

Seto: * continues * Lots of plot twist type thingies. Rated pg-13 for language. Not suitable for children under 13. NO DUH! Is that it for me? Can I go home now?

Me: No. You have to go to 'back at one'

Seto: * sigh * a bishi's job is never done

Me: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! Read that story!  I am desperate for reviews. And I worked sooooo hard on it. It used to be known as 'surprise! Surprise!' but that's a dumb title. If you read the story then you'll know why the title is what it is. I'll love you forever and ever!

Yami me: you pushy girl. If people don't wanna read it don't MAKE them.

Me: But…* cries * only 2 people read it. I really suck at a summary that's why! PLEASE! I AM BEGGING YOU! MERCY! BE KIND TO A DEPRESSED SOUL LIKE ME! I GRAUVEL AT YOUR FEET! DO ME A FAVOR AND READ! Think I advertised it ok?

Yami me: uhhhhh…. yeah…. * rolls eyes *

BY THE WAY!

Goddess shinko: THANK YOU OH SO MUCH FOR THE CLONING YOU WENT THROUGH! Love it! hee hee. And I can't do the oogies boogies song…sorry but it's not a Disney song…it's something else…very sorry. And ok…yeah…that's all, excuse me for rambling.