The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl The Search for Pepsi: pt 1

By Evil Freak

(Evil freak is talking on the phone)

(Super Grrl is sitting next to her drawing a pretty picture)

EF: for the fourth time, Episode 1 had Yoda just sitting in his chair, Episode 2 had Yoda actually doing something

(hangs up phone)

SG:You'll probably end up like one of those people who live in their mom's basement and only play video games and collect comic books.

EF: Isn't that how I already am? Well, besides living in a basement.

SG: yeah, but you'll be down there sooner or later.

EF: true

SG: whatever happened to the Smash Bros melee people who were in your story last time?

EF: I don't know. I can make them appear again with my magic author powers! ^_~

SG: Yay

(Evil Freak uses magic powers)

(only Roy appears)

EF: No!!!!!! My powers are disappearing!!! Need caffeine!!!

(Opens fridge)

(looks for Pepsi)

(They're gone!)

EF: Whoever took them must die!!! I shall vanquish the vile demon!!!

Roy: Can I help?!?

EF: Of course you can!

(Hugs Roy just because he wants to help and she is a fan girl)

(Yes Evil Freak is one of THOSE obsessed fan girls)

SG: Since when have you been an obsessed fan girl? And why can't you just buy more pepsi?

EF: I've never been an obsessed fan girl but I think it will add something to the plot. and I can't buy Pepsi. I'm poor. I spent all my money on a new game cube

SG: no you didn't, you stole Robert's gamecube and gave him a purple cardboard box. that said this is a gamecube not a purple cardboard box, evil freak had nothing to do with this. Nothing has changed.

EF:oh yeah. I forgot about that.

SG: good thing for you he never noticed

EF: I'm surprised he hadn't noticed. I always thought he was smart.

SG: smart like that cat you found in the dumpster behind Ralph's?

EF: yeah, that was one smart cat.

Roy: it was able to beat your score for Pac-man and Galaxia.

EF: stupid cat. We will meet again.

SG: wait a minute, how did you know about the cat. You weren't even there.

Roy: I have my ways

EF: Let's go! We must find the Pepsi!

Roy: What would happen if we don't find some?

EF: The world as we know it will no longer exist

SG: I doubt that would happen

EF: You're right but I was trying to make a point.

SG: I see.

Authors Notes: And so the journey begins. Will they face disaster? Will they face fear? Will Evil Freak ever see the cat again?! Probably not but stay tuned for part two of...The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl : The Search for Pepsi