The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
The Search for Pepsi: part 2
(Evil Freak is sitting in a tent talking to a tape recorder)
EF: Captain's Log, day 47. We have run out of food. I don't know how much longer we can last. Along the way my team and I have faced danger unknown to man or beast. I just hope that none of us would-
(Super Grrl walks in)
SG: What are you doing?
EF: Shhh....In case we get lost or die someone will know our story.
SG: Let me listen to it.
(Takes tape recorder.)
(Listens to it)
SG: Day 47? Umm...Evil Freak we just left your house less than 5 minutes ago.
EF: close enough
(Evil Freak and Super Grrl exit the tent)
(They see Roy being chased by a glowing giraffe)
Roy: Help me!!!
SG: You'd think he'd notice that he has a sword
EF: I must save him! He's too pretty to die!
SG: -_-
(Evil Freak snaps fingers and giraffe turns into plushy)
(Evil Freak hugs Roy)
EF: Did the evil giraffe hurt you?
Roy: I'm okay
SG:o_O
(Evil Freak stops hugging Roy)
EF: Let's go! We must find my Pepsi!
And so the team began to walk through the streets of Boringville. Little did they know, at Taco Bell they were giving out free Pepsi. But if they did know, the story would already be over. So we'll just make them go on this journey. Now back to the story.
EF: Look! There! A vending machine!
(Runs to vending machine)
(Takes out wallet)
(Moth flies out)
EF: damnit! Hmmmm.... maybe if I kick it something will come out.
(Kicks vending)
EF: DAMNIT! That hurt!
SG: What do expect?
(Soda comes out of machine)
EF: There is a God! ^_^
(Takes out soda)
EF: Nooo!!!! Its...Its...Its diet!!! Diet is not the same!!!
SG: Who cares? You never said it couldn't be diet.
EF: God doesn't love me. It's all because I stole Robert's gamecube.
SG: If you're not going to drink it I will.
(Drinks DIET Pepsi)
(Hooded figure appears)
???: I have some money for a soda
EF: Who are you?
???: I am....
(Uncovers face)
???: Munnonah
EF: Munnonah!!! I thought the marshmallows ate you
M: right... I have money for a soda.
(Evil Freak takes the money)
(Puts into a machine)
(Pushes the Pepsi button)
(The Pepsi is out of stock)
EF: NOOOOO!!!!
M: That was my last dollar! It won't return my dollar! There is no God!
(Roy pushes random Button)
(Another Diet Pepsi comes out)
EF: Damn you diet Pepsi. Why do you torture me so?
Diet Pepsi: Because I can
EF, SG, Roy, and M: Ahhh!!!! Demon Diet Pepsi can!
(Roy stabs can with sword)
EF, SG, Roy and M: Yay!
EF: Now to find the Pepsi
SG: Oh joy...-_-
The team began walking again. Then something caught Evil Freak's attention.
EF: Look a nickel!
No, not that. It was a sign that said free soda at MacDonald's
EF: Free soda!!! Yay! God has forgiven me!
SG: I don't think he did
EF: why?
SG: It's at MacDonald's. You hate MacDonald's
EF: If they give out free soda its my favorite restaurant in the whole world.
SG:I'm sure it is
EF: To MacDonald's!
(15 minutes later)
EF: Yay! We're at MacDonald's!
M: Never thought I would hear you say that
SG: Me too.
(Team Enters MacDonald's)
(Team falls into hole in the ground)
Roy: Oh No! It was a trap!
EF: It must've been that cat.
???: No! It was I! (Evil Laugh) (Cough) (Evil Laugh)
SG: and you are?
???: I am Diet Pepsi Master
EF: No it can't be! I thought you were just a myth!
DPM: (Blinks) It was I who made the Diet Pepsis appear! Now I shall kill you all!!! (Evil Laugh)
Roy: I don't think so!
(Jumps out of hole in the ground)
(Kills Diet Pepsi Master)
(Rest of team floats out of hole)
EF: Yay! You killed it!
(Hugs Roy)
Roy: Can't breathe...
SG: Why does this seem so familiar?
*Flashback*
(Evil Freak hugs Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Can't breathe...
*End flashback*
SG: Oh well.
M: Maybe they have Pepsi in the back.
EF: Good thinking Munnonah!
(Evil Freak runs into back room)
(Gasp! No Pepsi!)
EF: Damn you Ronald MacDonald for not ordering any Pepsi!
(Everyone but Roy goes back outside)
M: Where's Roy?
EF: He's playing in the tubes.
(1 hour later)
EF: He should be out any minute now. Any minute...
(30 minutes later)
EF: Maybe he went to the bathroom
(13 minutes later)
EF: Maybe he ordered a hamburger
SG: I doubt that
(45 minutes later)
M: Maybe you should go in and check on him.
EF: alright
(Evil Freak walks into MacDonald's)
(Sees Roy coming down the slide)
Roy: Wee!!! ^_^
EF: We've got to go
Roy: Awww...v_v
(Exit MacDonald's)
(Team is missing)
Author's notes: Now the team is missing. It's just a swordsman and a crazed fan girl. Will the Diet Pepsi keep appearing? Will Evil Freak ever find out about the free Pepsi at Taco Bell? How many times will Evil Freak hug Roy? These are just questions we will never find the answers to. Stay tuned for The Misadventures of Evil Freak And Super Grrl: The Search for Pepsi
(Evil Freak is sitting in a tent talking to a tape recorder)
EF: Captain's Log, day 47. We have run out of food. I don't know how much longer we can last. Along the way my team and I have faced danger unknown to man or beast. I just hope that none of us would-
(Super Grrl walks in)
SG: What are you doing?
EF: Shhh....In case we get lost or die someone will know our story.
SG: Let me listen to it.
(Takes tape recorder.)
(Listens to it)
SG: Day 47? Umm...Evil Freak we just left your house less than 5 minutes ago.
EF: close enough
(Evil Freak and Super Grrl exit the tent)
(They see Roy being chased by a glowing giraffe)
Roy: Help me!!!
SG: You'd think he'd notice that he has a sword
EF: I must save him! He's too pretty to die!
SG: -_-
(Evil Freak snaps fingers and giraffe turns into plushy)
(Evil Freak hugs Roy)
EF: Did the evil giraffe hurt you?
Roy: I'm okay
SG:o_O
(Evil Freak stops hugging Roy)
EF: Let's go! We must find my Pepsi!
And so the team began to walk through the streets of Boringville. Little did they know, at Taco Bell they were giving out free Pepsi. But if they did know, the story would already be over. So we'll just make them go on this journey. Now back to the story.
EF: Look! There! A vending machine!
(Runs to vending machine)
(Takes out wallet)
(Moth flies out)
EF: damnit! Hmmmm.... maybe if I kick it something will come out.
(Kicks vending)
EF: DAMNIT! That hurt!
SG: What do expect?
(Soda comes out of machine)
EF: There is a God! ^_^
(Takes out soda)
EF: Nooo!!!! Its...Its...Its diet!!! Diet is not the same!!!
SG: Who cares? You never said it couldn't be diet.
EF: God doesn't love me. It's all because I stole Robert's gamecube.
SG: If you're not going to drink it I will.
(Drinks DIET Pepsi)
(Hooded figure appears)
???: I have some money for a soda
EF: Who are you?
???: I am....
(Uncovers face)
???: Munnonah
EF: Munnonah!!! I thought the marshmallows ate you
M: right... I have money for a soda.
(Evil Freak takes the money)
(Puts into a machine)
(Pushes the Pepsi button)
(The Pepsi is out of stock)
EF: NOOOOO!!!!
M: That was my last dollar! It won't return my dollar! There is no God!
(Roy pushes random Button)
(Another Diet Pepsi comes out)
EF: Damn you diet Pepsi. Why do you torture me so?
Diet Pepsi: Because I can
EF, SG, Roy, and M: Ahhh!!!! Demon Diet Pepsi can!
(Roy stabs can with sword)
EF, SG, Roy and M: Yay!
EF: Now to find the Pepsi
SG: Oh joy...-_-
The team began walking again. Then something caught Evil Freak's attention.
EF: Look a nickel!
No, not that. It was a sign that said free soda at MacDonald's
EF: Free soda!!! Yay! God has forgiven me!
SG: I don't think he did
EF: why?
SG: It's at MacDonald's. You hate MacDonald's
EF: If they give out free soda its my favorite restaurant in the whole world.
SG:I'm sure it is
EF: To MacDonald's!
(15 minutes later)
EF: Yay! We're at MacDonald's!
M: Never thought I would hear you say that
SG: Me too.
(Team Enters MacDonald's)
(Team falls into hole in the ground)
Roy: Oh No! It was a trap!
EF: It must've been that cat.
???: No! It was I! (Evil Laugh) (Cough) (Evil Laugh)
SG: and you are?
???: I am Diet Pepsi Master
EF: No it can't be! I thought you were just a myth!
DPM: (Blinks) It was I who made the Diet Pepsis appear! Now I shall kill you all!!! (Evil Laugh)
Roy: I don't think so!
(Jumps out of hole in the ground)
(Kills Diet Pepsi Master)
(Rest of team floats out of hole)
EF: Yay! You killed it!
(Hugs Roy)
Roy: Can't breathe...
SG: Why does this seem so familiar?
*Flashback*
(Evil Freak hugs Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: Can't breathe...
*End flashback*
SG: Oh well.
M: Maybe they have Pepsi in the back.
EF: Good thinking Munnonah!
(Evil Freak runs into back room)
(Gasp! No Pepsi!)
EF: Damn you Ronald MacDonald for not ordering any Pepsi!
(Everyone but Roy goes back outside)
M: Where's Roy?
EF: He's playing in the tubes.
(1 hour later)
EF: He should be out any minute now. Any minute...
(30 minutes later)
EF: Maybe he went to the bathroom
(13 minutes later)
EF: Maybe he ordered a hamburger
SG: I doubt that
(45 minutes later)
M: Maybe you should go in and check on him.
EF: alright
(Evil Freak walks into MacDonald's)
(Sees Roy coming down the slide)
Roy: Wee!!! ^_^
EF: We've got to go
Roy: Awww...v_v
(Exit MacDonald's)
(Team is missing)
Author's notes: Now the team is missing. It's just a swordsman and a crazed fan girl. Will the Diet Pepsi keep appearing? Will Evil Freak ever find out about the free Pepsi at Taco Bell? How many times will Evil Freak hug Roy? These are just questions we will never find the answers to. Stay tuned for The Misadventures of Evil Freak And Super Grrl: The Search for Pepsi