Disclaimer: As always, I do not own the following song (excpet the goofed
lyrics). I don't even own The Lion King on tape or DVD, but I do own a
book of sheet music for the trombone for it
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*Young Legolas is learning to shoot, he gets frustrated and turns to his father*
**To the tune of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King"*
Legolas: I'm gonna be a mighty Elf,
So Dwarvieses beware!
Thranduil: Well I've never seen a king of Elves,
With quite so much hair. *looks disapprovlingly at Legolas's long BLEACHED hair*
Legolas: I'm gonna be the mane event,
Like no Elf was before.
I'm brushing up on looking good.
I'm working on my hair.
Thranduil: Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing. *looks again at Legolas's long, BLEACHED hair*
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*Young Haldir appears*
Legolas: No one saying do this!
Haldir: No one saying be there!
Legolas: No one saying stop that!
Haldir: No one saying see here!
Thranduil: Now see here!
Legolas: Free to comb my hair all day,
Free to do it up my way.
*Haldir disappears again*
Thranduil: I think it's time that you and I,
Arranged a heart to heart-
Legolas: Elves don't need advice
From little old Eves for a start.
*Thranduil glares at Legolas, then whaps him on the head*
Thranduil: If this is where the monarchy is headed,
Count me out.
Out of service, out of Mirkwood!
I wouldn't hang about!
This child is getting wildly out of wing!
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*spotlight appears and focuses on Legolas*
Everybody look left!
Everybody look right!
Everywhere you look I'm!
Standing in the spotlight!
*spotlight goes off*
Elves: Let every Elf-y go for broke and sing!
Let's hear it in the dell and on the flet!
It's gonna be King Lego's finest fling!
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*Thranduil nudges Legolas*
Thranduil [spoken]: Then you're gonna be waiting a mighty long time. I'm immortal.
Legolas: D'oh!
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*Young Legolas is learning to shoot, he gets frustrated and turns to his father*
**To the tune of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King"*
Legolas: I'm gonna be a mighty Elf,
So Dwarvieses beware!
Thranduil: Well I've never seen a king of Elves,
With quite so much hair. *looks disapprovlingly at Legolas's long BLEACHED hair*
Legolas: I'm gonna be the mane event,
Like no Elf was before.
I'm brushing up on looking good.
I'm working on my hair.
Thranduil: Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing. *looks again at Legolas's long, BLEACHED hair*
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*Young Haldir appears*
Legolas: No one saying do this!
Haldir: No one saying be there!
Legolas: No one saying stop that!
Haldir: No one saying see here!
Thranduil: Now see here!
Legolas: Free to comb my hair all day,
Free to do it up my way.
*Haldir disappears again*
Thranduil: I think it's time that you and I,
Arranged a heart to heart-
Legolas: Elves don't need advice
From little old Eves for a start.
*Thranduil glares at Legolas, then whaps him on the head*
Thranduil: If this is where the monarchy is headed,
Count me out.
Out of service, out of Mirkwood!
I wouldn't hang about!
This child is getting wildly out of wing!
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*spotlight appears and focuses on Legolas*
Everybody look left!
Everybody look right!
Everywhere you look I'm!
Standing in the spotlight!
*spotlight goes off*
Elves: Let every Elf-y go for broke and sing!
Let's hear it in the dell and on the flet!
It's gonna be King Lego's finest fling!
Legolas: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
*Thranduil nudges Legolas*
Thranduil [spoken]: Then you're gonna be waiting a mighty long time. I'm immortal.
Legolas: D'oh!