Authors Notes: Thanks Max K for reviewing my story!
The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl The Search for Pepsi: pt 3
EF: Look There. Tis a sign that says, "Thou want Pepsi? Enter the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering" Shall we enter it my friend?
Roy: Yeah, sure. Why are you talking in old English?
EF: Tis fun to speak in ye olde English. Art thou ready to enter the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering?
Roy: Lets go!
Evil Freak and Roy began walking in the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering. Then something caught their attention
EF: Another nickel! ^_^
Roy: I don't think that's what the narrator was talking about.
EF: really? Because I think - Oh My God! It's Link!
Evil Freak and Roy ran over to their elf friend in green.
EF: Yay! It's Link!
(Hugs Link because she found him and she's an obsessed fan girl)
Roy: I thought you were my obsessed fan girl
(Evil Freak is too busy hugging Link to hear Roy)
Link: Roy! Help Me! I think I'm losing oxygen!
(Young Link Appears)
(Hits Evil Freak in the head with boomerang)
(Evil Freak falls unconscious)
Link: Thank you Young me. I can breathe again! ^_^
Roy: But what are we going to do with her? We can't just leave her the middle of the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering
Link and Young Link: -_-"
Link, Young Link and Roy began walking through the forest. Unfortunately Link had to carry Evil Freak the whole time. Then they found something shiny on the floor.
EF: another nickel!
(Evil Freak jumps out of Links arms so she can pick up the nickel)
Y Link: I thought you were unconscious
EF: I faked it. I didn't feel like walking through the forest
(Everyone but Evil Freak falls over Anime Style)
EF: Sweet! Now I have 15 cents! And a piece of lint!
???: Lint rocks! I'll trade you my dime for that lint
EF: Deal! Sweet! Now I have 25 cents! Wait a minute! This is Canadian Money! Damn you! That was my best lint!
???: See you later suckers!
(Mystery person starts running away)
(Evil Freak throws a rock at mystery person's head)
(Mystery person falls unconscious)
EF: That's for taking my best lint. Now lets see who this mystery person is
(Uncovers face)
EF: Oh My God! It's the Del Taco guy!
Roy: Umm.that's not the Del Taco guy.
EF: Its not? Then who is it?
Y Link: Bob the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes we can
Roy: That was disturbing
Link: I know who it is! It's Dr. Evil! With hair!
Roy: No it's Mar-
Link: Martha Stewart?
Roy: No it's Mar-
Link: Martha Washington?
Roy: ITS MARTH!
Link: Oh, why didn't you just say so?
Roy: -_-"
(Evil Freak takes Lint)
EF: Yoink!
(Marth wakes up)
Marth: That's my lint!
EF: No it's mine! (Sticks out tongue)
Marth: Then give me back my Canadian money
EF: Why do you have Canadian money anyway?
Marth: I went to Canada! I got attacked by a moose -_-
EF: Beware of the moose; they can get you when you least expect it
Marth: and never poke them with a stick
EF: Moose abuser!!! Oh! Another Nickel!
Marth: it's mine!!!! All mine!!!!! (Evil Laugh)
(Picks up nickel and keep it to himself)
EF: oook....................
(Out of nowhere a huge 20 foot nickel appears)
(Marth drops first nickel and suns toward the giant nickel)
Marth: Mine!!!
Huge nickel: how dare u pick up the sacred nickel!?!?!?!?! You must pay by being a nickel yourself!
(Marth is transformed into a nickel)
EF: cool! Another nickel! Hey! A vending machine! And I'm thirsty; this nickel is just what I needed.
Marth: No!!!!!!!!!
EF: awww, its out of order
Marth: yatta! Now how do I turn back to normal?
Huge nickel: Say you're sorry and do the hokey pokey 14 times.
And so Marth the nickel says he's sorry and somehow does the hokey pokey 14 times. He was still a nickel.
Marth: I'm still a nickel!
Huge nickel: too bad
(Huge nickel disappears)
(Marth starts to cry)
EF: Fine I'll turn you back to normal
Marth: yay!
Evil Freak turned Marth back to his human form. The new team began walking through the dark forest. Then Marth saw something that made him scream like a little girl.
Marth: No! It's the moose!
Link: Um.Marth that's a duck
Marth: Oh, ok then
Roy and EF: Its not just any duck its.
(Drum roll)
Roy and EF: Pipo the Magic Duck!
Pipo: Quack!
(Nickel appears)
Marth and EF: Its mine!
Link: You'd think they'd remember about the giant nickel's curse
Pipo: Quack!
(Nickel disappears)
Marth and EF: aww
Pipo: Quack!
(Pipo disappears)
Y. Link: Was there a point for Pipo appearing?
EF: No
Y. Link: Okay then
The team began walking again.
EF: Look! It's the Exit! My Pepsi Must be there!
Roy: Look it's a sign!
Link: it says "Pepsi at the Dark Scary Castle of Doom"
EF: Yay!
???: Quack!
EF: Pipo is back!
Pipo: Quack!
(Team realizes that whenever Pipo quacks the get something that they want.)
(Starts raining Nickels)
EF: I want a Pepsi
Pipo: Quack!
(Pipo explodes)
EF: Pipo! No! There go my chances of getting a Pepsi!
Marth: You can always go to the Dark Scary Castle of Doom
EF: Heh heh oh yeah
Authors Notes: Evil Freak's search for Pepsi is almost over. Will she ever see Munnonah and Super Grrl again? Why did Pipo the magic duck explode? Why was Marth in Canada? Keep reading to find out!
The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl The Search for Pepsi: pt 3
EF: Look There. Tis a sign that says, "Thou want Pepsi? Enter the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering" Shall we enter it my friend?
Roy: Yeah, sure. Why are you talking in old English?
EF: Tis fun to speak in ye olde English. Art thou ready to enter the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering?
Roy: Lets go!
Evil Freak and Roy began walking in the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering. Then something caught their attention
EF: Another nickel! ^_^
Roy: I don't think that's what the narrator was talking about.
EF: really? Because I think - Oh My God! It's Link!
Evil Freak and Roy ran over to their elf friend in green.
EF: Yay! It's Link!
(Hugs Link because she found him and she's an obsessed fan girl)
Roy: I thought you were my obsessed fan girl
(Evil Freak is too busy hugging Link to hear Roy)
Link: Roy! Help Me! I think I'm losing oxygen!
(Young Link Appears)
(Hits Evil Freak in the head with boomerang)
(Evil Freak falls unconscious)
Link: Thank you Young me. I can breathe again! ^_^
Roy: But what are we going to do with her? We can't just leave her the middle of the Forest of Vast Pain and Suffering
Link and Young Link: -_-"
Link, Young Link and Roy began walking through the forest. Unfortunately Link had to carry Evil Freak the whole time. Then they found something shiny on the floor.
EF: another nickel!
(Evil Freak jumps out of Links arms so she can pick up the nickel)
Y Link: I thought you were unconscious
EF: I faked it. I didn't feel like walking through the forest
(Everyone but Evil Freak falls over Anime Style)
EF: Sweet! Now I have 15 cents! And a piece of lint!
???: Lint rocks! I'll trade you my dime for that lint
EF: Deal! Sweet! Now I have 25 cents! Wait a minute! This is Canadian Money! Damn you! That was my best lint!
???: See you later suckers!
(Mystery person starts running away)
(Evil Freak throws a rock at mystery person's head)
(Mystery person falls unconscious)
EF: That's for taking my best lint. Now lets see who this mystery person is
(Uncovers face)
EF: Oh My God! It's the Del Taco guy!
Roy: Umm.that's not the Del Taco guy.
EF: Its not? Then who is it?
Y Link: Bob the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes we can
Roy: That was disturbing
Link: I know who it is! It's Dr. Evil! With hair!
Roy: No it's Mar-
Link: Martha Stewart?
Roy: No it's Mar-
Link: Martha Washington?
Roy: ITS MARTH!
Link: Oh, why didn't you just say so?
Roy: -_-"
(Evil Freak takes Lint)
EF: Yoink!
(Marth wakes up)
Marth: That's my lint!
EF: No it's mine! (Sticks out tongue)
Marth: Then give me back my Canadian money
EF: Why do you have Canadian money anyway?
Marth: I went to Canada! I got attacked by a moose -_-
EF: Beware of the moose; they can get you when you least expect it
Marth: and never poke them with a stick
EF: Moose abuser!!! Oh! Another Nickel!
Marth: it's mine!!!! All mine!!!!! (Evil Laugh)
(Picks up nickel and keep it to himself)
EF: oook....................
(Out of nowhere a huge 20 foot nickel appears)
(Marth drops first nickel and suns toward the giant nickel)
Marth: Mine!!!
Huge nickel: how dare u pick up the sacred nickel!?!?!?!?! You must pay by being a nickel yourself!
(Marth is transformed into a nickel)
EF: cool! Another nickel! Hey! A vending machine! And I'm thirsty; this nickel is just what I needed.
Marth: No!!!!!!!!!
EF: awww, its out of order
Marth: yatta! Now how do I turn back to normal?
Huge nickel: Say you're sorry and do the hokey pokey 14 times.
And so Marth the nickel says he's sorry and somehow does the hokey pokey 14 times. He was still a nickel.
Marth: I'm still a nickel!
Huge nickel: too bad
(Huge nickel disappears)
(Marth starts to cry)
EF: Fine I'll turn you back to normal
Marth: yay!
Evil Freak turned Marth back to his human form. The new team began walking through the dark forest. Then Marth saw something that made him scream like a little girl.
Marth: No! It's the moose!
Link: Um.Marth that's a duck
Marth: Oh, ok then
Roy and EF: Its not just any duck its.
(Drum roll)
Roy and EF: Pipo the Magic Duck!
Pipo: Quack!
(Nickel appears)
Marth and EF: Its mine!
Link: You'd think they'd remember about the giant nickel's curse
Pipo: Quack!
(Nickel disappears)
Marth and EF: aww
Pipo: Quack!
(Pipo disappears)
Y. Link: Was there a point for Pipo appearing?
EF: No
Y. Link: Okay then
The team began walking again.
EF: Look! It's the Exit! My Pepsi Must be there!
Roy: Look it's a sign!
Link: it says "Pepsi at the Dark Scary Castle of Doom"
EF: Yay!
???: Quack!
EF: Pipo is back!
Pipo: Quack!
(Team realizes that whenever Pipo quacks the get something that they want.)
(Starts raining Nickels)
EF: I want a Pepsi
Pipo: Quack!
(Pipo explodes)
EF: Pipo! No! There go my chances of getting a Pepsi!
Marth: You can always go to the Dark Scary Castle of Doom
EF: Heh heh oh yeah
Authors Notes: Evil Freak's search for Pepsi is almost over. Will she ever see Munnonah and Super Grrl again? Why did Pipo the magic duck explode? Why was Marth in Canada? Keep reading to find out!