The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
The Search for Pepsi: pt 4
EF: Oh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz
Roy, Link, Y Link, and Marth: (blink blink)
EF: I can sense the Pepsi! We're almost there!
Roy: Yay!
(Team enters Dark Scary Castle of Doom)
(The inside is of all colors...Pink)
EF: Oh my God! It's so Pink! My eyes! My poor innocent eyes!
Marth: Its not that bad.
EF: Looks go look for my Pepsi!
(Team enters first chamber in castle)
(Its filled with empty Pepsi cans)
EF: Nooo!!!! They're all empty!
???: yeah, Munnonah and I got pretty thirsty
EF: You what!?
M: Super Grrl and I drank the Pepsi. We thought the Diet Pepsi master came to life again so we just came here and drank the Pepsi for you.
SG: But we know where to get more!
EF:^_^ Must get more Pepsi! ^_^
(Team began to walk to the Pepsi Stock room)
(Evil Freak becomes separated from group)
(Two hooded figures appeared)
hooded figure #1: At last you have come to our castle, now we will destroy you!
hooded figure #2: Quack!
(Hoods fly off)
(Its the cat from the dumpster and Popi, Pipo's evil twin brother!)
CFTD: Popi! Use your magic powers!
Popi: Quack!
(Popi evolved into ... Super Evil Popi!)
SEP: QUACK!
(Evil butterflies fly around)
EF: Butterflies? You have got to be kidding.
(Pulls out sickle from Halloween)
(Swings it around aimlessly and kills the butterflies)
CFTD: She is more powerful than I thought
SEP: Quack!
(Pretty flowers start falling from the sky)
EF: What is wrong with you people! If you want to be the villains make something dangerous appear! Not butterflies and flowers! Make skeleton soldiers from hell appear! Do I have to be the hero and the villain?
SEP: Quack!
(Skeleton soldiers from hell appear)
EF: Why'd I open my mouth?
SSFH: Roar!
(Evil Freak hits them all with the sickle)
(They all die)
EF: Oh My God! Cant you do anything right! Make sure they are evil and actually move! Not just standing there and starring blankly into space!
SEP: Quack!
(Butterflies appear again)
EF: That's it! You are getting on my nerves!
(Kills butterflies and Super Evil Popi)
(Cat from the dumpster evolves into Dark Cat From the Sewer!)
DCFTS: Roar!
EF: You're smelly
DCFTS: Roar!
(Pretty pink bubbles float in the air)
(Evil Freak simply pops the bubbles)
EF: Damn You! This is how to be evil!
(Snaps fingers)
(Giant Wolf Beast with glowing red eyes appears)
GWBWGRE: ROAR!
(Evil Freak snaps fingers again)
(Beast disappears)
EF: Now do you understand?!
DCFTS: Huh?
EF: Why do I even bother?!
(Hits Dark Cat from the Sewer with sickle)
(Dark Cat from the Sewer Dies)
EF: Pathetic excuse for a villain
(Evil Freak exits chamber)
(Enters Pepsi Stock room)
EF: Finally! Pepsi!!! ^_^
Link: It's about time. Where were you.
EF: Stupid duck and cat. I had to teach them how to be evil. Then I killed them.
Link: I see
SG: Here's some Pepsi
(Evil Freak takes Pepsi)
(Drinks Pepsi)
EF: All is right with the world.
Author's notes: The Search for Pepsi is finally over! Yatta!
EF: Oh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz
Roy, Link, Y Link, and Marth: (blink blink)
EF: I can sense the Pepsi! We're almost there!
Roy: Yay!
(Team enters Dark Scary Castle of Doom)
(The inside is of all colors...Pink)
EF: Oh my God! It's so Pink! My eyes! My poor innocent eyes!
Marth: Its not that bad.
EF: Looks go look for my Pepsi!
(Team enters first chamber in castle)
(Its filled with empty Pepsi cans)
EF: Nooo!!!! They're all empty!
???: yeah, Munnonah and I got pretty thirsty
EF: You what!?
M: Super Grrl and I drank the Pepsi. We thought the Diet Pepsi master came to life again so we just came here and drank the Pepsi for you.
SG: But we know where to get more!
EF:^_^ Must get more Pepsi! ^_^
(Team began to walk to the Pepsi Stock room)
(Evil Freak becomes separated from group)
(Two hooded figures appeared)
hooded figure #1: At last you have come to our castle, now we will destroy you!
hooded figure #2: Quack!
(Hoods fly off)
(Its the cat from the dumpster and Popi, Pipo's evil twin brother!)
CFTD: Popi! Use your magic powers!
Popi: Quack!
(Popi evolved into ... Super Evil Popi!)
SEP: QUACK!
(Evil butterflies fly around)
EF: Butterflies? You have got to be kidding.
(Pulls out sickle from Halloween)
(Swings it around aimlessly and kills the butterflies)
CFTD: She is more powerful than I thought
SEP: Quack!
(Pretty flowers start falling from the sky)
EF: What is wrong with you people! If you want to be the villains make something dangerous appear! Not butterflies and flowers! Make skeleton soldiers from hell appear! Do I have to be the hero and the villain?
SEP: Quack!
(Skeleton soldiers from hell appear)
EF: Why'd I open my mouth?
SSFH: Roar!
(Evil Freak hits them all with the sickle)
(They all die)
EF: Oh My God! Cant you do anything right! Make sure they are evil and actually move! Not just standing there and starring blankly into space!
SEP: Quack!
(Butterflies appear again)
EF: That's it! You are getting on my nerves!
(Kills butterflies and Super Evil Popi)
(Cat from the dumpster evolves into Dark Cat From the Sewer!)
DCFTS: Roar!
EF: You're smelly
DCFTS: Roar!
(Pretty pink bubbles float in the air)
(Evil Freak simply pops the bubbles)
EF: Damn You! This is how to be evil!
(Snaps fingers)
(Giant Wolf Beast with glowing red eyes appears)
GWBWGRE: ROAR!
(Evil Freak snaps fingers again)
(Beast disappears)
EF: Now do you understand?!
DCFTS: Huh?
EF: Why do I even bother?!
(Hits Dark Cat from the Sewer with sickle)
(Dark Cat from the Sewer Dies)
EF: Pathetic excuse for a villain
(Evil Freak exits chamber)
(Enters Pepsi Stock room)
EF: Finally! Pepsi!!! ^_^
Link: It's about time. Where were you.
EF: Stupid duck and cat. I had to teach them how to be evil. Then I killed them.
Link: I see
SG: Here's some Pepsi
(Evil Freak takes Pepsi)
(Drinks Pepsi)
EF: All is right with the world.
Author's notes: The Search for Pepsi is finally over! Yatta!