Yami's singing! Yami's singing! Yami's singing!

Yami me: YAY! WITH ME?

Me: HA! In your dreams!

Yami: * teleports to fic and is in a yellow dress and before he can say anything he sings *

Yugi: * in a big hairy costume and on stilts because the beast is big and he's small *

Me: don't kill me Yugi fans, I am 5 feet even. Just like Yugi!

To CTANIME: cool. I like that idea

To Mario72486: I think you have the biggest review…I could've gotten the lyrics myself but hey! Now I don't have to! Haha yay! Thankies!

Goddess Shinko: Hey whats up chica? Awww…poor girl! * curses fanfiction.net * feel better? Hope you do!

Magicman: it's all good!

Yami yumi kaiba: hey new clone-getter friend!! Haha…clone treating you well? Hope so, so I can throw you anywhere? Coolio!

TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT PAIRINGS OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER: Ok, I have all the songs and who is going to sing what down for the pairings that have been requested by me. Since they are limited I kind of made some songs into lovey songs…so please don't be mad if some are shorter than the rest or something…and sometimes I probably won't have to change the lyrics…so I guess the 'parody' doesn't apply there…ok and the order? I will be picking it out of a hat so don't be mad if you're like last or something!

Yami is singing/thought singing (that's when the character sings the song in his/her head) about Yugi

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
just like ice it's cool
Then somebody duels
Unexpectedly
Just a hefty change
HUGE to say the least
One a little scared
the other one prepared                                                              (guess who's scared and who's prepared…)
Yugi and Yami

Ever just the same
Ever like my kin
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the duel I'll win

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and weird
Finding you are feared
Learning you are strong
Certain as he'll lose                                                                   (by 'he' meaning his opponent)
shaking in his shoes
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Yugi and Yami

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Yugi and Yami

Yami: why am I in a dumb frilly yellow dress?

Yugi: Consider yourself lucky…I feel itchy in this suit and I have to stand on stilts just so I can look out through the eyeholes!

Yami: and why are we dancing?

Yugi: STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Yami: Emmi!

Yami me (aka evil emmi): Yes Yami? * Starry eyed and walking dreamily *

Yami: not you my precious yami, the authoress…

Yami me: * floats away  * I'll get her…YO! STUPID!

Me: Huh? * Eating cookie *

Yami me: YAMI wants to talk to you!

Me: * to Yami * yes?

Yami: if my aibou has to explain to a psychiatrist someday about his Yami in a dress and him in an itchy suit I am going to mind crush you!

Yami me: * looks dreamily at Yami when a face appears in front of her *

Yami malik: HELLO SWEETIE! I brought you a box of chocolates!

Yami me: Ugh! * Takes chocolate but kicks out yami malik *

Yami malik: NOO!!!!!

Yami: evil emmi, would you be willing to share it?

Yami me: * starry eyed * of course…

Me: sorry yugi! Want a cookie?

Yugi: * takes cookie politely *

Yugi and me: COOOOKIE!!!!!

Don't worry people my yami has no chance whatsoever with anybody! Cept maybe yami malik…

Yami me: HEY! I can have whomever I want!

Yami malik: YAY! I LOVE YOU!

Yami me: * gets transported to a dimension filled with yami maliks *

Yami maliks: WE LOVE YOU!

Yami me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Yami: the poor soul…we all suffer…I feel your pain! * Starts to walk away but his dress rips off on a hook to reveal yami in his boxers and undershirt * uhh…oops…* blushes *

All Yami fan girls except for evil emmi because she's stuck in malik land: * drool *