The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
The Dating Game
By Evil Freak
Super Grrl: And Welcome to....
(Corny Music)
Super Grrl: The Dating Game!
Audience: Yay!
(Corny music still plays)
Super Grrl: Now let's meet our People! Person #1 likes long walks on the beach, horseback riding and romantic candlelight dinners! Person #2 enjoys bubble baths, ice-skating, and ice cream! And last but not least Person #3 likes to burn things, scare small children, and um... pink fluffy bunny slippers.
Person #3: Yeah! Pink Fluffy Bunny Slippers! Got a problem with that?!
Super Grrl: Anyway... Lets meet our lucky guy who will win a date with one of these 2 lucky ladies and the psycho!
Audience: Yay!
Super Grrl: He enjoys killing monsters, the color green, and saving damsels in distress, come out here Link!
(Link walks onto stage)
(Audience goes wild)
Super Grrl: Okay let's start!
Link: #1, if we were stranded on a deserted island what would you bring with you?
#1: I would bring a toaster. It can be used to make toast and I could use it as a mirror.
#3: Idiot.... How can you plug in a toaster? And where would you get the bread? You would only be able to bring one thing with you.
Link: #2, same question.
#2: I would bring a sword so I would be able to protect myself
#3: Damn you, that was my answer
Link: #3, if you killed an Oompa Loompa how would you hide the body?
#3: (Nervously) Umm... I never killed an Oompa Loompa. I have no clue what you're talking about. Its ashes aren't in my fireplace. Oops.
Link: Aren't you.... interesting. #1, what is your favorite season? and why?
#1: I like Oregano. It makes everything taste better
Link: I said season not seasoning
#1: Oh, um..heh heh. I like Spring because it is when the flowers bloom
Link: #3 same question
#3: I like winter because it is cold and flowers die.
Link: umm...yeah. #2-
#2: It's about time you asked me a question!
Link: Who is better Spiderman or Batman?
#2: Batman! He has money! I like money!
#3: greedy idiot, everyone knows Spiderman is better.
Super Grrl: I like Spiderman,(eyes turn into pink hearts) Tobey is so hot!
(Everyone just stares at Super Grrl)
Super Grrl: What? He is.
Link: #3, who do you like more, Duo Maxwell or Trowa Barton?
#3: Duo!!! God of Death rocks!!!
Super Grrl: Link now you have to choose which person you like the most!
Audience: yay!
Link: Okay, I pick #3!
Super Grrl: Before you see #3 lets meet the ones you didn't choose! #1 come out here!
(#1 comes out)
(It's Peach!)
Super Grrl: #2 come on out!
(#2 comes out)
(It's.... Ganondorf?)
Link: o_O You tried to go out on a date with me?! What the hell is wrong with you!
Ganondorf: I love you Link! Marry Me!
(Ganondorf hugs Link)
Super Grrl: Security!
(Security come and drags Ganondorf of the stage)
Ganondorf: Link! My love for you will live on!
Super Grrl: o_O and now to meet #3!
audience: yay!
(#3 comes out)
(Its Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: What the hell do you expect? It's my friggin story!
(Evil Freak runs to Link and hugs him really tight and starts rambling on about nothing)
Link: Cant breath! I change my mind! I pick #1!! Hell! I'll even take Ganondorf! I just want to live!
Evil Freak: And then we will get married at Pizza Hut!
Link: No!!!!!!!!
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Super Grrl: And Welcome to....
(Corny Music)
Super Grrl: The Dating Game!
Audience: Yay!
(Corny music still plays)
Super Grrl: Now let's meet our People! Person #1 likes long walks on the beach, horseback riding and romantic candlelight dinners! Person #2 enjoys bubble baths, ice-skating, and ice cream! And last but not least Person #3 likes to burn things, scare small children, and um... pink fluffy bunny slippers.
Person #3: Yeah! Pink Fluffy Bunny Slippers! Got a problem with that?!
Super Grrl: Anyway... Lets meet our lucky guy who will win a date with one of these 2 lucky ladies and the psycho!
Audience: Yay!
Super Grrl: He enjoys killing monsters, the color green, and saving damsels in distress, come out here Link!
(Link walks onto stage)
(Audience goes wild)
Super Grrl: Okay let's start!
Link: #1, if we were stranded on a deserted island what would you bring with you?
#1: I would bring a toaster. It can be used to make toast and I could use it as a mirror.
#3: Idiot.... How can you plug in a toaster? And where would you get the bread? You would only be able to bring one thing with you.
Link: #2, same question.
#2: I would bring a sword so I would be able to protect myself
#3: Damn you, that was my answer
Link: #3, if you killed an Oompa Loompa how would you hide the body?
#3: (Nervously) Umm... I never killed an Oompa Loompa. I have no clue what you're talking about. Its ashes aren't in my fireplace. Oops.
Link: Aren't you.... interesting. #1, what is your favorite season? and why?
#1: I like Oregano. It makes everything taste better
Link: I said season not seasoning
#1: Oh, um..heh heh. I like Spring because it is when the flowers bloom
Link: #3 same question
#3: I like winter because it is cold and flowers die.
Link: umm...yeah. #2-
#2: It's about time you asked me a question!
Link: Who is better Spiderman or Batman?
#2: Batman! He has money! I like money!
#3: greedy idiot, everyone knows Spiderman is better.
Super Grrl: I like Spiderman,(eyes turn into pink hearts) Tobey is so hot!
(Everyone just stares at Super Grrl)
Super Grrl: What? He is.
Link: #3, who do you like more, Duo Maxwell or Trowa Barton?
#3: Duo!!! God of Death rocks!!!
Super Grrl: Link now you have to choose which person you like the most!
Audience: yay!
Link: Okay, I pick #3!
Super Grrl: Before you see #3 lets meet the ones you didn't choose! #1 come out here!
(#1 comes out)
(It's Peach!)
Super Grrl: #2 come on out!
(#2 comes out)
(It's.... Ganondorf?)
Link: o_O You tried to go out on a date with me?! What the hell is wrong with you!
Ganondorf: I love you Link! Marry Me!
(Ganondorf hugs Link)
Super Grrl: Security!
(Security come and drags Ganondorf of the stage)
Ganondorf: Link! My love for you will live on!
Super Grrl: o_O and now to meet #3!
audience: yay!
(#3 comes out)
(Its Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: What the hell do you expect? It's my friggin story!
(Evil Freak runs to Link and hugs him really tight and starts rambling on about nothing)
Link: Cant breath! I change my mind! I pick #1!! Hell! I'll even take Ganondorf! I just want to live!
Evil Freak: And then we will get married at Pizza Hut!
Link: No!!!!!!!!
end