Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own anything. Glad I (Took) don't own Elrond. Blame it on my mom, she taught it to me. Also, "Harvey the Wonder Hamster" is a great song for driving out other songs...

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*Elrond is getting married*

**To the tune of "Henry the VIII, I am"*

Elrond (doing a strange little dance to go with it): Elrond the Elf, I am!

Elrond the Elf, I am, I am!

I just got married to the Elf next door,

She'd been married seven times before!

Everyone was an Elrond,

She'd never have a Merry or a Sam.

I'm he eighth old Elf named Elrond,

Elrond the Elf, I a-a-a-am!

Elrond the Elf, I am, I am!

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*choose a place*

**to the tune of "Harvey the Wonder Hamster"**

(A/n: this is dedicated to my Frodo [and Legolas] loving friend...you know who you are)

Oh!

Frodo, Frodo, Frodo the Wonder Hobbit!

He didn't bite and he didn't squeal,

He just ran around on this Moutn Doom path!

Frodo, Frodo, Frodo the Wonder Hobbit!

Hey Frodo!