The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
The Story without a plot
By Evil Freak
Super Grrl: What do you mean this story doesn't have a plot?
Evil Freak: I'm just going to type whatever pops into my brain
Super Grrl: I see
Evil Freak: Let's play video games!
Psycho Bob: Yay! Video games!
Evil Freak: How did you get here?
Psycho Bob: With the power of yams
Evil Freak: I like yams! ^_^
Roy: Me too! ^_^
Super Grrl: they're all right
Ganondorf: ROAR! I'm going to take over the world!
Super Grrl: No you're not
Evil Freak: Because I am!!! (Evil Laugh)
Psycho Bob: aww... I wanted to
Evil Freak: You can have all the yams and sing Christmas carols all day
Psycho Bob: Whee! ^_^
Evil Freak: If I put frosting on my head I could be a cupcake
Kirby: I want a cupcake! Cupcakes are yummy! ^_~
Evil Freak: Old people smell funny
Rauru (He's from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time): I disagree
Evil Freak: That's because you're old. You've gotten used to the old man smell.
Link: You did smell pretty weird when I woke up in the chamber of sages
Zelda: That's also why we never invite you to our sage meetings
Kirby: or to the carnival of feet
Rauru: But you're not sage. You're not even in the same game.
Kirby: Soap doesn't taste good
Ganondorf: Neither does lint
Evil Freak, Super Grrl, and Psycho Bob: o_O
(Marth appears)
Evil Freak: Make way for the champion squash!
Super Grrl: What are you talking about?
Evil Freak: I don't know, I heard it on the Cosby Show
Super Grrl: Cosby Show sucks
Evil Freak: Yup
Marth: Then why do you watch it?
Evil Freak: I only watch it when there is nothing good on TV
Link: then why don't you just play video games instead?
Evil Freak: Because I'm too lazy to get up and plug in my Nintendo 64, Gamecube or Playstation 2
Link: Then what about your Gameboy Advance?
Evil Freak: I'm too lazy to get it out of my closet
Link: Do you do anything?
Evil Freak: Yeah. I write fanfics, draw, and download music.
Super Grrl: and beat trees with a sickle
Evil Freak: It makes me as happy as a 13-year-old girl
Super Grrl: That's because you are a 13-year-old girl
Evil Freak: heh heh.. Right
Zelda: Barbie dolls are scary
Super Grrl: They smile too much
Evil Freak: Taquitos de Carne Asada!
Super Grrl: mmm..
Evil Freak: Buttercups gone crazy!
Kirby: Oh no!
Evil Freak: As we sing our moonlight song on moonlight bay, on moonlight bay
Super Grrl: -_-
Link: Did you hear about big foot dying?
Super Grrl: you do know big foot was a guy in costume playing a prank
Evil Freak: No, he was real
Super Grrl: No, his family confessed that it was a prank after he died
Evil Freak: Well, there goes my whole belief system. At least I know that mermaids are real
Zelda: Well actually..
Evil Freak: wha?
Super Grrl: It was a fish's tail glued to a monkey's upper skeleton
Evil Freak: No!!! I don't know what to believe anymore! Please tell me the UFO's are real
Super Grrl: well actually those are weather balloons
Evil Freak: That's what the government wants you to think. But they can't fool the mind of . Francis McCoy!
Super Grrl: Ummm.. That's not your name
Evil Freak: How do you know?
Super Grrl: Because I'm your cousin and I've known you forever
Evil Freak: Oh
Psycho Bob: Bananas in Pajamas!
Link: Are bouncing down the stairs!
Psycho Bob: Bananas in Pajamas
Roy: Are chasing teddy bears!
Evil Freak and Super Grrl: O_o
Evil Freak: If I were a super hero my name would be Tree Hater Grrl; I would have the power to hate trees
Ganondorf: You're an idiot
Evil Freak: Die!
(Hits him with sickle)
Evil Freak: Whee! ^_^
Psycho Bob: Chocolate num nums!
Evil Freak: I need a new hat
Super Grrl: You also need to get a new life
Evil Freak: Drunk clowns are attacking London!
Link: Oh! No!
Psycho Bob: I am surrounded by incompetence
Super Grrl: Big words
Marth: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
(Everyone but Evil Freak claps)
Evil Freak: Oh how the sounds of happiness fester in my brain
(Kids Bop 2 commercial comes on)
Evil Freak: When did I get a TV?
Link: I hate this commercial
Zelda: Me too
Marth: I like it ^_^
Everyone: 0_0
Evil Freak: Want to know what's weird?
Everyone: Okay
Evil Freak: They have the remix of "I'm Real" By J-Lo and Ja Rule
Link: Yeah, so?
Evil Freak: In the beginning of the song Ja Rule says "What's my Mother ******* name?"
Marth: I don't think that's in the Kids Bop version
Super Grrl: It would be funny if it were. Imagine little kids saying that.
Evil Freak: Its nothing that a second grader hasn't heard before
Roy: What?
Evil Freak: Oh, guess that was just me.
Super Grrl: Lets end this story now Evil Freak: alright
END
Super Grrl: What do you mean this story doesn't have a plot?
Evil Freak: I'm just going to type whatever pops into my brain
Super Grrl: I see
Evil Freak: Let's play video games!
Psycho Bob: Yay! Video games!
Evil Freak: How did you get here?
Psycho Bob: With the power of yams
Evil Freak: I like yams! ^_^
Roy: Me too! ^_^
Super Grrl: they're all right
Ganondorf: ROAR! I'm going to take over the world!
Super Grrl: No you're not
Evil Freak: Because I am!!! (Evil Laugh)
Psycho Bob: aww... I wanted to
Evil Freak: You can have all the yams and sing Christmas carols all day
Psycho Bob: Whee! ^_^
Evil Freak: If I put frosting on my head I could be a cupcake
Kirby: I want a cupcake! Cupcakes are yummy! ^_~
Evil Freak: Old people smell funny
Rauru (He's from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time): I disagree
Evil Freak: That's because you're old. You've gotten used to the old man smell.
Link: You did smell pretty weird when I woke up in the chamber of sages
Zelda: That's also why we never invite you to our sage meetings
Kirby: or to the carnival of feet
Rauru: But you're not sage. You're not even in the same game.
Kirby: Soap doesn't taste good
Ganondorf: Neither does lint
Evil Freak, Super Grrl, and Psycho Bob: o_O
(Marth appears)
Evil Freak: Make way for the champion squash!
Super Grrl: What are you talking about?
Evil Freak: I don't know, I heard it on the Cosby Show
Super Grrl: Cosby Show sucks
Evil Freak: Yup
Marth: Then why do you watch it?
Evil Freak: I only watch it when there is nothing good on TV
Link: then why don't you just play video games instead?
Evil Freak: Because I'm too lazy to get up and plug in my Nintendo 64, Gamecube or Playstation 2
Link: Then what about your Gameboy Advance?
Evil Freak: I'm too lazy to get it out of my closet
Link: Do you do anything?
Evil Freak: Yeah. I write fanfics, draw, and download music.
Super Grrl: and beat trees with a sickle
Evil Freak: It makes me as happy as a 13-year-old girl
Super Grrl: That's because you are a 13-year-old girl
Evil Freak: heh heh.. Right
Zelda: Barbie dolls are scary
Super Grrl: They smile too much
Evil Freak: Taquitos de Carne Asada!
Super Grrl: mmm..
Evil Freak: Buttercups gone crazy!
Kirby: Oh no!
Evil Freak: As we sing our moonlight song on moonlight bay, on moonlight bay
Super Grrl: -_-
Link: Did you hear about big foot dying?
Super Grrl: you do know big foot was a guy in costume playing a prank
Evil Freak: No, he was real
Super Grrl: No, his family confessed that it was a prank after he died
Evil Freak: Well, there goes my whole belief system. At least I know that mermaids are real
Zelda: Well actually..
Evil Freak: wha?
Super Grrl: It was a fish's tail glued to a monkey's upper skeleton
Evil Freak: No!!! I don't know what to believe anymore! Please tell me the UFO's are real
Super Grrl: well actually those are weather balloons
Evil Freak: That's what the government wants you to think. But they can't fool the mind of . Francis McCoy!
Super Grrl: Ummm.. That's not your name
Evil Freak: How do you know?
Super Grrl: Because I'm your cousin and I've known you forever
Evil Freak: Oh
Psycho Bob: Bananas in Pajamas!
Link: Are bouncing down the stairs!
Psycho Bob: Bananas in Pajamas
Roy: Are chasing teddy bears!
Evil Freak and Super Grrl: O_o
Evil Freak: If I were a super hero my name would be Tree Hater Grrl; I would have the power to hate trees
Ganondorf: You're an idiot
Evil Freak: Die!
(Hits him with sickle)
Evil Freak: Whee! ^_^
Psycho Bob: Chocolate num nums!
Evil Freak: I need a new hat
Super Grrl: You also need to get a new life
Evil Freak: Drunk clowns are attacking London!
Link: Oh! No!
Psycho Bob: I am surrounded by incompetence
Super Grrl: Big words
Marth: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
(Everyone but Evil Freak claps)
Evil Freak: Oh how the sounds of happiness fester in my brain
(Kids Bop 2 commercial comes on)
Evil Freak: When did I get a TV?
Link: I hate this commercial
Zelda: Me too
Marth: I like it ^_^
Everyone: 0_0
Evil Freak: Want to know what's weird?
Everyone: Okay
Evil Freak: They have the remix of "I'm Real" By J-Lo and Ja Rule
Link: Yeah, so?
Evil Freak: In the beginning of the song Ja Rule says "What's my Mother ******* name?"
Marth: I don't think that's in the Kids Bop version
Super Grrl: It would be funny if it were. Imagine little kids saying that.
Evil Freak: Its nothing that a second grader hasn't heard before
Roy: What?
Evil Freak: Oh, guess that was just me.
Super Grrl: Lets end this story now Evil Freak: alright
END