The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
(Link is tied to a chair; Super Grrl is putting makeup on him)
(Evil Freak walks in)
Evil Freak: What the hell are you doing to his beautiful face?!
Super Grrl: I thought he would look pretty as a girl. He already wears a dress and earrings. Plus he has the long silky hair ^_^
Evil Freak: It's not a dress!
Link: It's a tunic.
Super Grrl: Same thing!
Evil Freak: Is not!
Super Grrl: Is too!
Evil Freak: If you say its not a dress, Shinigami will spare your soul.
Link: Now I know why people think you're a Satan worshiper
Evil Freak: I'm not a Satan worshiper!!!
Super Grrl: right...
(Explosion)
(Mr. Edwards (My computer teacher) appears out of the smoke)
Mr. E: I will kill you with my boringness!! Wuahahahahaha!!
Evil Freak: Well you can't exactly kill one of your students. You could be arrested.
Mr. E: damn...
(Link magically unties himself)
Link: I'm Free!!
Mr. E: (Looks at Link) Hey good looking
(Link notices he still has makeup on)
Link: ahhh!!!!!!
Evil Freak: I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream!
Super Grrl: Umm.... I don't think that's why he's screaming
Evil Freak: Really? Then why?
Link: Because your computer teacher thinks I'm a woman! And I blame you! (Points at Super Grrl)
Mr. E.: (puts arm around Link) How about you and I go somewhere private?
Everyone else: o_0
Link: I'm not a woman!!
Evil Freak: and he's already taken! ^_^ (Hugs Link)
Link: Oh God, not this again -_-"
(Kirby appears)
(Swallows Evil Freak then spits her back out)
(Turns into mini-Evil Freak)
(Hugs Link)
Super Grrl: Didn't this happen in another one of your stories
Evil Freak: yup
Mr. E: if you press the enter button on your keyboard, you go down to the next line
Evil Freak: NO!!!! The boringness!!
Mr. E: Now feel my wrath! Pillow creatures from Detroit! Destroy these people! Except for the one in the green dress.
(Pillow creatures from Detroit appear)
(Pillows attack Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: Help me!! The pillows are attacking me!
Super Grrl: That's something you don't hear everyday.
Evil Freak: Help me!!! Link save me!!!
Link: I would, but if I do I know you're going to give me a hug.
Kirby: (Does Taunt)
(Pillows are still attacking Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: Look! There's Elvis!
(Pillows look for Elvis)
Evil Freak: I'm Free! ^_^
Mr. E: Damn! There go my pillows! Must think of another plan!
Kirby: (Kicks Mr. Edwards in the butt)
Evil Freak: ^_^
Mr. E: Grr. Now you must feel my other wrath!
Super Grrl: Oh! No! It must be the bed sheets from Houston!
Mr. E: No, it's the Dance Dance Revolution from Hell!
Evil Freak: Whee! I love Dance Dance Revolution!
Mr. E: But it's from Hell. Its evil!
Evil Freak: I like evil! That's why my name is Evil Freak.
Link: Do you have anything that will take this makeup off?
Evil Freak: nope, I don't wear makeup
Link: -_-"
(Pikachu appears)
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Super Grrl: I thought we killed Pikachu
Evil Freak: Ahh!!!! It's back from Pokemon Hell!
Mr. E: I have a new plan! Pikachu will kill you! Wuahahahahaha!
(Pillows come back)
Pillow #1: I can't believe I got Elvis' autograph! (Girly Squeal)
Pillow #2: Well, he signed my pillowcase! ^_^
Pillow #3: He actually put his head on me! I'm never going to wash my pillowcases again
Link: Isn't Elvis dead?
Evil Freak: They're talking pillows they believe everything you say. "Elvis" was probably the bum at Burger King who says the sky is falling and calls himself MC Jackhammer.
Link: I feel sorry for MC Jackhammer
(Evil Freak hugs Link)
Evil Freak: I love sensitive guys ^_^
Link: I just had to open my mouth
Mr. E: Pikachu! Attack!
(Pikachu attacks Mr. Edwards)
(Mr. Edwards Dies)
(Wuahahaha)
Evil Freak: Lets all play DDR!
Everyone: Yay!
END
(Link is tied to a chair; Super Grrl is putting makeup on him)
(Evil Freak walks in)
Evil Freak: What the hell are you doing to his beautiful face?!
Super Grrl: I thought he would look pretty as a girl. He already wears a dress and earrings. Plus he has the long silky hair ^_^
Evil Freak: It's not a dress!
Link: It's a tunic.
Super Grrl: Same thing!
Evil Freak: Is not!
Super Grrl: Is too!
Evil Freak: If you say its not a dress, Shinigami will spare your soul.
Link: Now I know why people think you're a Satan worshiper
Evil Freak: I'm not a Satan worshiper!!!
Super Grrl: right...
(Explosion)
(Mr. Edwards (My computer teacher) appears out of the smoke)
Mr. E: I will kill you with my boringness!! Wuahahahahaha!!
Evil Freak: Well you can't exactly kill one of your students. You could be arrested.
Mr. E: damn...
(Link magically unties himself)
Link: I'm Free!!
Mr. E: (Looks at Link) Hey good looking
(Link notices he still has makeup on)
Link: ahhh!!!!!!
Evil Freak: I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream!
Super Grrl: Umm.... I don't think that's why he's screaming
Evil Freak: Really? Then why?
Link: Because your computer teacher thinks I'm a woman! And I blame you! (Points at Super Grrl)
Mr. E.: (puts arm around Link) How about you and I go somewhere private?
Everyone else: o_0
Link: I'm not a woman!!
Evil Freak: and he's already taken! ^_^ (Hugs Link)
Link: Oh God, not this again -_-"
(Kirby appears)
(Swallows Evil Freak then spits her back out)
(Turns into mini-Evil Freak)
(Hugs Link)
Super Grrl: Didn't this happen in another one of your stories
Evil Freak: yup
Mr. E: if you press the enter button on your keyboard, you go down to the next line
Evil Freak: NO!!!! The boringness!!
Mr. E: Now feel my wrath! Pillow creatures from Detroit! Destroy these people! Except for the one in the green dress.
(Pillow creatures from Detroit appear)
(Pillows attack Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: Help me!! The pillows are attacking me!
Super Grrl: That's something you don't hear everyday.
Evil Freak: Help me!!! Link save me!!!
Link: I would, but if I do I know you're going to give me a hug.
Kirby: (Does Taunt)
(Pillows are still attacking Evil Freak)
Evil Freak: Look! There's Elvis!
(Pillows look for Elvis)
Evil Freak: I'm Free! ^_^
Mr. E: Damn! There go my pillows! Must think of another plan!
Kirby: (Kicks Mr. Edwards in the butt)
Evil Freak: ^_^
Mr. E: Grr. Now you must feel my other wrath!
Super Grrl: Oh! No! It must be the bed sheets from Houston!
Mr. E: No, it's the Dance Dance Revolution from Hell!
Evil Freak: Whee! I love Dance Dance Revolution!
Mr. E: But it's from Hell. Its evil!
Evil Freak: I like evil! That's why my name is Evil Freak.
Link: Do you have anything that will take this makeup off?
Evil Freak: nope, I don't wear makeup
Link: -_-"
(Pikachu appears)
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Super Grrl: I thought we killed Pikachu
Evil Freak: Ahh!!!! It's back from Pokemon Hell!
Mr. E: I have a new plan! Pikachu will kill you! Wuahahahahaha!
(Pillows come back)
Pillow #1: I can't believe I got Elvis' autograph! (Girly Squeal)
Pillow #2: Well, he signed my pillowcase! ^_^
Pillow #3: He actually put his head on me! I'm never going to wash my pillowcases again
Link: Isn't Elvis dead?
Evil Freak: They're talking pillows they believe everything you say. "Elvis" was probably the bum at Burger King who says the sky is falling and calls himself MC Jackhammer.
Link: I feel sorry for MC Jackhammer
(Evil Freak hugs Link)
Evil Freak: I love sensitive guys ^_^
Link: I just had to open my mouth
Mr. E: Pikachu! Attack!
(Pikachu attacks Mr. Edwards)
(Mr. Edwards Dies)
(Wuahahaha)
Evil Freak: Lets all play DDR!
Everyone: Yay!
END