Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own them. But I gotthe escapees back! I
don't own "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" either. THANX TO Oz, Queen of
Frogs FOR THIS SUGGESTION!
P.S. Ashlynn Philema Serothnocat II-I know Celeborn is Arwen's grandfather, but she was the first one that popped into my mind (after Elrond and we all know Celeborn's not gay)
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**Bag-End: The Hobbits (the four who journeyed on the Quest plus Bilbo), their wives, children, and Gandalf are sitting. Frodo has a fiddle**
Faramir (Took): Play us a tune, Uncie Frodo! *bounces up and down*
Pippin: *gives him stern look, but is smiling and bouncing as well* Yes, Frodo! Play us something!
*Diamond sighs and rolls eyes*
*Frodo picks up fiddle and bow*
Frodo: Okay, okay, just sit still.
*Frodo starts playing*
Frodo: The wizard went down to The Hill
He was lookin' for Hobbits to trick
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
Smokin' on a long pipe and lightin' it hot
And the wizard thumped
Up on a green door stump
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a long pipe smoker too
And if you care to take a dareI'll make a bet with you
"Now you store a pretty good pipe-weed, boy
But give the wizard his due
I'll bet a good pipe of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I got better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Bilbo
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause its the best there's ever been."
Bilbo take out that ol' Tob' and fill your best pipe full
Cause Bree's broke loose in The Hill and the wizard deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny good pipe made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
The wizard opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rolled out his pipe-weed
Then he pulled the flint across the steel piece
And he made an evil hiss
And a band of Maiar joined in
And it lookéd something like this
*Gandalf blows some awesome smoke "rings"*
When the wizard finished
Bilbo said, "Well you're pretty good old man
Just sit right in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
He blew the Misty Mountains
Climb Dwarves, climb
The wizard's in the Inn of the Prancy Pon'
Lembas in a bread pan soakin' up 'shrooms
Maggot do your dogs bite
No child, no
*Bilbo blows smoke rings also, but (somehow, most likely by Gandalf's magic) are better than Gandalf*
The wizard bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden good pipe
On the ground at Bilbo's feet
Bilbo said, "Gandalf just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of Melkor
I'm the best there's ever been."
And he blew the Misty Mountain
Climb Dwarves, climb
The devil's in the Inn of the Prancing Pon'
Lembas in a bread pan soakin' up 'shrooms
Maggot do your dogs bite
No child, no
*both Bilbo and Gandalf blow smoke rings, forming the Misty Mountian and Smaug and little tiny Dwarves on the Mountian*
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I know most of it's very incorrect, but I like it. I am also considering "Bloody Mary" from "South Pacific"--if I ever find the lyrics. I'm still taking suggestions for songs!
P.S. Ashlynn Philema Serothnocat II-I know Celeborn is Arwen's grandfather, but she was the first one that popped into my mind (after Elrond and we all know Celeborn's not gay)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**Bag-End: The Hobbits (the four who journeyed on the Quest plus Bilbo), their wives, children, and Gandalf are sitting. Frodo has a fiddle**
Faramir (Took): Play us a tune, Uncie Frodo! *bounces up and down*
Pippin: *gives him stern look, but is smiling and bouncing as well* Yes, Frodo! Play us something!
*Diamond sighs and rolls eyes*
*Frodo picks up fiddle and bow*
Frodo: Okay, okay, just sit still.
*Frodo starts playing*
Frodo: The wizard went down to The Hill
He was lookin' for Hobbits to trick
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
Smokin' on a long pipe and lightin' it hot
And the wizard thumped
Up on a green door stump
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a long pipe smoker too
And if you care to take a dareI'll make a bet with you
"Now you store a pretty good pipe-weed, boy
But give the wizard his due
I'll bet a good pipe of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I got better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Bilbo
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause its the best there's ever been."
Bilbo take out that ol' Tob' and fill your best pipe full
Cause Bree's broke loose in The Hill and the wizard deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny good pipe made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
The wizard opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rolled out his pipe-weed
Then he pulled the flint across the steel piece
And he made an evil hiss
And a band of Maiar joined in
And it lookéd something like this
*Gandalf blows some awesome smoke "rings"*
When the wizard finished
Bilbo said, "Well you're pretty good old man
Just sit right in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
He blew the Misty Mountains
Climb Dwarves, climb
The wizard's in the Inn of the Prancy Pon'
Lembas in a bread pan soakin' up 'shrooms
Maggot do your dogs bite
No child, no
*Bilbo blows smoke rings also, but (somehow, most likely by Gandalf's magic) are better than Gandalf*
The wizard bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden good pipe
On the ground at Bilbo's feet
Bilbo said, "Gandalf just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of Melkor
I'm the best there's ever been."
And he blew the Misty Mountain
Climb Dwarves, climb
The devil's in the Inn of the Prancing Pon'
Lembas in a bread pan soakin' up 'shrooms
Maggot do your dogs bite
No child, no
*both Bilbo and Gandalf blow smoke rings, forming the Misty Mountian and Smaug and little tiny Dwarves on the Mountian*
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I know most of it's very incorrect, but I like it. I am also considering "Bloody Mary" from "South Pacific"--if I ever find the lyrics. I'm still taking suggestions for songs!