Disclaimer: It's a miracle! I *actually* got two songs in ONE DAY! Yay! *Aragorn in background, from behind percussion set: And there was much rejoicing.

All except Took: *monotone* Yay. *wave little Monty Python cartoon flags** I don't own this, only the music and a memory of the stomp-stomp-clap bit in my concert.

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**Lothlorien: Pippin has a trombone (but with an F attachment, it's kinda more tubing with a lever, it's hard to explain), Sam, Merry, and Frodo are sitting, Aragorn is standing happily behind his oh-so-famous percussion set with two drumsticks in one hand and the bass mallet in the other, and Legolas, Boromir, and Gimli are just standing infront; they don't know they're being watched**

*Boromir gives a thumbs up behind his back, Pippin and Aragorn start playing*

*Frodo, Merry, and Sam start doing their bit*

Boromir [sung]: Sauron you're a boy

Make a big smoke steaming in the street

Gonna be a dark-lord someday

You got blood on your face, big disgrace

Losing your ring all over the place

*all the Hobbits start getting into the song (i.e. throwing arms out further, bobbng heads to music, [in Pippin's case] closing eyes for some of it to make it look more Heavy Rock-ish*

All [sung]{1}: Singing we will, we will rock you

We will, we will rock you

*Boromir nods to Legolas*

*Aragorn also starts REALLY getting into his part (i.e. really punding on the snare and bass)*

Legolas [sung]: Keep the speed up, why, I'm gonna turn speed up

Gonna get you off the grass, gonna cool your feet down

Killing you like I never killed you before

Like the way I do got you screaming for more

All [sung]: We causing utter devastation

When we stepping to Mordor

And better believe that you can see

We're gonna kill and never stop

And here we go again

Sink you with the ring again

Kick it down the second time around

We'll bring it down again - shout it out

We will, we will rock you

We will, we will rock you

We will, we will rock you

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

*Legolas nods to Gimli*

Gimli [sung]: Sauron, you're an old lord, poor lord

Pleading with your eye

Gonna overthrow you someday

You got mud on your face, big disgrace

Somebody better put you back in your place

All [sung]: Singing we will, we will rock you

We will, we will rock you

We will, we will rock you

*clapping is heard in background*

*Fellowship whirl around to see...ALL OF LOTHLORIEN*

Haldir [spoken]: Wonderful! Wonderful! Again.

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Amazing little piece, I know *smile*. I'm looking for a good Elton John to do. I'm thinking.."Rocket Man".

{1} "All" means every Fellowship member present but Pippin (can't sing and play, trust me, I know)