Hola! Happy magicman? I did it to prove to you that your song was on my list. Dude, first Joey went through the singing phase, now it's Yami. Wonder who's next? MWAHAHAHAH!

YGO cast: * sweat drop *

Seto: how come I always look like the defeated guy? Even in 'reflection' I was brooding.

Me: because I think you're hot when you lose ok?

Seto: ok! ^_^

Yami singing to Seto after their duel

I must admit,
your dueling skills are amusing
I bet you've got a clown
under that card!                                                            (I don't remember their first duel. But I mean Saggi face down.)
Now here's your chance
to get the best of me,
and win the whole lot!
C'mon, snob,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to beat me
with your bestest skill                                                    (Wrong grammar Yami. Yami: oops.)
But your blue eyes dragon
isn't up to kill
I'll set the record right
you're simply cannot fight
you're only second rate!
You think your ox is a meanie,
But your Kaiser's tame
you've got a lot to learn
about the king of games
so for your information,
I'll reiterate
you're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
in my deck-y                                                                (Stop it YAMI! Real words here! Yami: sorry! Pink-y…deck-y?)
I'm always number one
on every list
But if you're so confident

That I am not supreme,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and try me
with the big surprise
'no defense' in a trap?
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big flight
It's just a piece of pie
you're only second rate!
You know, your 3 head wonder
isn't tough enough
and your paralysis
doesn't measure up
Let me ramble on
about your sorry state                                                   (YAMI!! Yami: Heh heh heh.)
You're only second rate!
my wrath is gonna get ya!
Yami's gonna grab ya!
don't try and make a fuss
and this duel's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your stupid death glare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!                      (I think he'd look hot! Don't you Yami? * drools * Yami: uhh…)
and I can hardly wait
to discombobulate                                                        (BIG WORD!)
I'll send ya back and cramming
in a shipping coop
you'll make a better living
with a hula-hoop!                                                          (He would look so fine doing that!)
You're only second rate!

DUDE! I love that word! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!

Yami: -_-…why was I looking at Kaiba in his underwear? I am gonna be scarred for life!

Me: I dunnoooo…HEY! what's that suppose to mean?

Seto: YEAH! And why were you looking at me?

Yami: It's not my fault! Some kind of 'authoress' power…

Me: * sweat drop * Ahem. Here's your hula-hoop! * pink hula-hoop appears around Seto *

Seto: * starts to hula uncontrollably * WHAT?! What did I do to deserve this?

Me: You're cute that's what you did! * drools *

Secret: I-

Seto: that's a funny name…

Secret: Grrr…..* death glare *

Me: HEY! don't do that to seto-san! Lets see how you like it! * death glare at Yami *

Secret: * death glare at me *

Me: * death glare at Secret *

Yami: I wanna join! * death glare at Seto *

Seto: Oh what the heck * death glare at Yami *

(Soon everyone is death glaring at everyone else.)

Yami: Come on sweet Secret of mine let's go!

Secret: yeah…did you bring me chocolates this time?

Yami: Er…no…I forgot, but I brought…uh…* steals my cookies * Cookies!

Secret: Yum!

Me: My cookies! * cries *

Seto: I'll give you a cookie if you stop this infernal hoop!

Me: Ok! * hula-hoop disappears *

Seto: Whew! Here * hands me a cookie *

Me: COOKIE! And it's huge! I love you!

Seto: Yeah…um, well I guess this is the part where she begs you to review. Riiiiiight, like I'm gonna beg. That's Chihuahua's job!

PS: Adios!