Disclaimer: Same as always. I'm still taking suggestions/requests! Éowyn
is pronounced as my mom (the one we all turn to for LotR knowledge), Ah-WIN
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**in the fields of Rohan; all the Riders (except Éomer) are assembled and, for some reason, singing (ooh, ahh, so amazing)**
Riders [sung]: Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love-
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
And she don't use Pepsodent.
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love-
Now ain't that too dang bad!
*BIG, BIG musical interlude in which you can just imagine a HUGE dance number*
Now. Ain't. That. Too. Dang. Bad!
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Sorry if I really grossed anyone out with the Uruk guts, but I have a funny story about it. The first few times I heard the song I thought they were saying "Bloody Mary's chewin' bettle guts." I told that to my mom and she started laughing SO hard. Then she corrected me, but I still sing it "bettle guts" instead of "betel nuts".
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**in the fields of Rohan; all the Riders (except Éomer) are assembled and, for some reason, singing (ooh, ahh, so amazing)**
Riders [sung]: Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love-
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Her head is as hard as Théoden's 'met
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
Bloody Éowyn's chewing Uruk guts,
And she don't use Pepsodent.
Now ain't that too dang bad!
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love,
Bloody Éowyn is the lass I love-
Now ain't that too dang bad!
*BIG, BIG musical interlude in which you can just imagine a HUGE dance number*
Now. Ain't. That. Too. Dang. Bad!
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Sorry if I really grossed anyone out with the Uruk guts, but I have a funny story about it. The first few times I heard the song I thought they were saying "Bloody Mary's chewin' bettle guts." I told that to my mom and she started laughing SO hard. Then she corrected me, but I still sing it "bettle guts" instead of "betel nuts".