Disclaimer: Still inspired. Odd. Well, here we go: "Sam (The Loyal
Hobbit)"
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*Some Hobbit hole, a very old Hobbit is sitting with four very little Hobbits are sitting at his feet*
Child #1 [spoken]: Tell us a story, Uncle Tom!
Child #2 [spoken]: Yeah! One about great-great-grandad!
*a Hobbit in the prime of life leans against the wall and looks at the Hobbits*
Hobbit [spoken]: Tolman, tell them it. then they must get to bed.
*Another Hobbit, about the same age, shows up in the door frame. The first one, his wife, beckons him to pull up a chair. They both do just as Tolman begins speaking*
Tolman (yes, Gamgee) [spoken]: Hmm...yes, that story. Well, I will, but only if you promise to go to bed right after.
Children [spoken]: We will! We will!
**to the tune of "Puff (The Magic Dragon)" by Peter, Paul And Mary**
Tolman [sung]: Sam, the loyal hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Little Rosie Cotton loved that rascal Sam,
And brought him peas and lima beans and other yummy stuffs.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Together they would travel, on a road with billowed cloaks,
Sammy kept a tight arm perched on Rose' shoulder.
Noble mayors and thains would bow when ere they came,
Priate kids would lower their swords when Sam roared out their name.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
A true love lives forever, but not so little whims.
Painted love and Gaffer's rings make way for other toys.
One gay* night it happen, Rosie Cotton came and stayed,
And Sam, that loyal Hobbit, let out his feared roars.
His head was held high in joy, petals fell like rain,
Sam no longer had to live along the Bagshot Row.
With his life-long wife, Sam could be very brave,
So Sam, that loyal Hobbit, happily slipped in his hole.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
*Tolman and the other Hobbits pick up the sleeping little ones and take them to bed*
Father [spoken]: Is that story true?
Tolman [spoken]: Most of it. Not all. Goldilocks wrote it after she married that Faramir Took.
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*Some Hobbit hole, a very old Hobbit is sitting with four very little Hobbits are sitting at his feet*
Child #1 [spoken]: Tell us a story, Uncle Tom!
Child #2 [spoken]: Yeah! One about great-great-grandad!
*a Hobbit in the prime of life leans against the wall and looks at the Hobbits*
Hobbit [spoken]: Tolman, tell them it. then they must get to bed.
*Another Hobbit, about the same age, shows up in the door frame. The first one, his wife, beckons him to pull up a chair. They both do just as Tolman begins speaking*
Tolman (yes, Gamgee) [spoken]: Hmm...yes, that story. Well, I will, but only if you promise to go to bed right after.
Children [spoken]: We will! We will!
**to the tune of "Puff (The Magic Dragon)" by Peter, Paul And Mary**
Tolman [sung]: Sam, the loyal hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Little Rosie Cotton loved that rascal Sam,
And brought him peas and lima beans and other yummy stuffs.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Together they would travel, on a road with billowed cloaks,
Sammy kept a tight arm perched on Rose' shoulder.
Noble mayors and thains would bow when ere they came,
Priate kids would lower their swords when Sam roared out their name.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
A true love lives forever, but not so little whims.
Painted love and Gaffer's rings make way for other toys.
One gay* night it happen, Rosie Cotton came and stayed,
And Sam, that loyal Hobbit, let out his feared roars.
His head was held high in joy, petals fell like rain,
Sam no longer had to live along the Bagshot Row.
With his life-long wife, Sam could be very brave,
So Sam, that loyal Hobbit, happily slipped in his hole.
Oh! Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
Sam the Loyal Hobbit, lived in Bag-End,
And frolicked in the lucious fields in a land called The Shire.
*Tolman and the other Hobbits pick up the sleeping little ones and take them to bed*
Father [spoken]: Is that story true?
Tolman [spoken]: Most of it. Not all. Goldilocks wrote it after she married that Faramir Took.