Disclaimer: ::whallops head on wall:: I FORGOT SOME TOBY KEITH! Arrrrrg! Well, here's some Toby Keith for ya-all (requested by Mugwort and Carolyn). I don't own it, sadly. I'll ty to get some Beatles next. THIS IS NOT FOR ARWEN FANS, but good for Aragorn fans ^o^

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*the Fellowship is sitting around a came fire*

Pippin: *yawns* Legolas, sing us a song.

Legolas: I can't think of any. u.u

All: *gasp* O.O

Aragorn: I'll sing! I wrote it for Arwen. ^o^

Merry: -.- fine, fine

**to the tune of "You Ain't Much Fun" by Toby Keith**

Aragorn [sung]: I used to come home late, not a minute too soon

Barkin' like a warg, howlin' at the moon

You'd be mad as an ol' wet hen,

Up all night a-wonderin' where I been

I'd fall down and say, "Come help me honey!"

You laughed outloud, I guess you thought it was funny

I finished up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit questin'

Now I'm paintin' our room and I'm mendin' the fence

I guess I left 'Dell and lost all my good sense

Too much work is hard for your health

I could've died questin', now I'm killin' myself

Now I'm feedin' the draug, sackin' the trash

It's honey do this, honey do that

I finished up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit questin'

Now I'm clippin' the horse and I'm cuttin' the grass

You made me a list and I'm bustin' my...well

All broke down, tail's been draggin'

It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon

Now I'm feedin' the draug, sackin' the trash

It's honey do this, honey do that

I finished up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit questin'

Yeah, I finished up, and I got to thinkin'

Girl you ain't much fun since I quit questin'

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I was inspired at the all-county band concert to make a few songs ^o^. I'm thinkin' "Hey Jude" for the Beatles. Gotta find the lyrics.