Disclaimer: This was made as ransom. My dear, dear, sweet, little, lovable
pencil! ::hugs mechanical pencil, coughs and hides pencil behand back::
for all those near-fangirl-less guys IMO
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*The Hall of Fire in Rivendell*
Bilbo: Well, Frodo, m'boy, I wrote another song. If the Dunadan would be so good as to listen, we'll begin.
**to the tune of "Just What I Do" by Trick Pony**
Bilbo [sung]: Celeborn was a rulin' Elf,
He was always makin' some laws.
One law signed from both his hands,
Fastest you ever saw.
Did he do it for the power,
Or was it for the fame?
Finally somebody asked him,
Cele, why you wanna make them laws?
And Cele said:
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the highest Elf-lord you ever saw,
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
Well Gimli Dwarf,
Set his sights,
Way down in the ground.
Him and Lego worked day and night;
He didn't seem to care.
Well the tree-folk said if you were meant to dig,
Eru would have made you claws.
What makes you want to spend all of your time,
Digging those Glittering Caves?
And Gimli said:
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the first gold guy you ever saw.
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all!
It's just what I do,
It's just what I do,
Ooh yeah!
Well Saruman cre'ted them Uruks.
There was terror in every one.
When asked about his motivation,
He said, "I think it's about time you should know,
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the workin'est father that you ever saw,
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no loven' at all.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'!
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Yes, Gimli does have atleast ONE fangirl. Amazing, I know. Oh, yeah, and my mental Celeborn (not the movie one) does have one also...same person. I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITHOUT REVEIWS!! I would like to get over the 20 mark. The review button is your friend ^_^;;
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*The Hall of Fire in Rivendell*
Bilbo: Well, Frodo, m'boy, I wrote another song. If the Dunadan would be so good as to listen, we'll begin.
**to the tune of "Just What I Do" by Trick Pony**
Bilbo [sung]: Celeborn was a rulin' Elf,
He was always makin' some laws.
One law signed from both his hands,
Fastest you ever saw.
Did he do it for the power,
Or was it for the fame?
Finally somebody asked him,
Cele, why you wanna make them laws?
And Cele said:
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the highest Elf-lord you ever saw,
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
Well Gimli Dwarf,
Set his sights,
Way down in the ground.
Him and Lego worked day and night;
He didn't seem to care.
Well the tree-folk said if you were meant to dig,
Eru would have made you claws.
What makes you want to spend all of your time,
Digging those Glittering Caves?
And Gimli said:
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the first gold guy you ever saw.
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all!
It's just what I do,
It's just what I do,
Ooh yeah!
Well Saruman cre'ted them Uruks.
There was terror in every one.
When asked about his motivation,
He said, "I think it's about time you should know,
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'.
I'm the workin'est father that you ever saw,
'Cause lately I ain't gettin' no loven' at all.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do.
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'!
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Yes, Gimli does have atleast ONE fangirl. Amazing, I know. Oh, yeah, and my mental Celeborn (not the movie one) does have one also...same person. I WILL NOT CONTINUE WITHOUT REVEIWS!! I would like to get over the 20 mark. The review button is your friend ^_^;;