DISCLAIMER: I am alive!!!!!!! Anyway, I own nothing. I don't own Toby Keith, "Who's Your Daddy?", or anything else. Well, I think I own Aragorn's insanity and the ginger ale I just spilled. What is it with Toby Keith and Aragorn? I will start filling any request possible!
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::Aragorn is sitting at a desk with paper scattered everywhere. Arwen is walking around outside the door, waiting for the King of Gondor to finish figuring
out how many horses Rohan has; Aragorn suddenly stops writing and whistles; He immeadately gets a black Fender acoustic (gotta love Toby Keith's
Fender) and the Fellowship (minus Gimli, he's working over-time rebuilding Moria) appears. Legolas has a red electric guitar, Gandalf has an electric bass,
Merry is sitting behind a pedal steel, Pippin is sitting behind a drum set, Frodo is holding an acoustic guitar, and Sam is sitting behind a piano. They are
all wearing jeans/shorts, T-shirts, and Legolas and Aragorn have cowboy hats on (Aragorn's is black, Legolas' is white) They start playing "Who's Your
Daddy?" when Arwen walks in::
**to the tune of "Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith**
Aragorn [sung]: Yeah, here ya come knockin' on my door Arwen,
Tell what you've got on your mind.
I guess those college elves all went over the Sea-ea-ea.
Yeah, you're lookin' right, lookion' good, lookin' like an Elfie should,
*snickers are heard from Merry and Pippin, earning a quick glare from Aragorn*
Aragorn [sung]: So why's it so hard to find,
A place to lay your pretty little head down once in a while.
You run a little tough luck baby.
Huh, don't you sweat it.
Everything is waitin' inside for you.
You know I've got, come and get it!
*Aragorn tips the hat forward, earning snickers from certain members of the "band"*
Everyone [sung]: Who's your daddy? Who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your friend?
Aragorn [sung]: And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to,
Everyone [sung]: Hey, when your love life starts tumblin'.
I've got the Kingship, if you've got the la-ands
*Merry and Pippin burst out laughing, but still manage to play*
Everyone [sung]: Let's cut a deal, let's make a plan.
Who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your buddy, who's your man?
Merry (whispered to Frodo, who is beside him): Is Aragorn a man?
*Frodo and Merry start laughing, earning a glare from Arwen*
Aragorn (thoroughly annoyed now) [sung]: You might've run on a little tough luck, baby,
Don't you sweat it.
Everything is waitin' in side for you,
You know I've got it!
So come and get it!
Everyone [sung]: Who's your daddy? Who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, yeah, who's your friend?
Aragorn [sung]: And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to,
Everyone [sung]: Hey, when your love life starts tumblin'.
I've got the Kingship, if you've got the la-ands
*Merry and Pippin burst out laughing and just barely manage to keep playing*
Everyone [sung]: Let's cut a deal, let's make a plan.
Who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your buddy,
Aragorn [sung]: Who's your man?
Pippin (whispered to Sam): Elrond's her daddy, her daughter is her baby, and I don't know who her buddy is. Aragorn's probably her man.
*Sam and Pippin both start laughing*
Who's your daddy, who's your baby? Who's your buddy?
Who's your man?
*Arwen claps politely as Aragorn takes off his hat and turns around to face four very guilty, red-faced hobbits*
Aragorn: What were you saying during the song?
Pippin: Um, well,
Merry: We were just commenting on...
Frodo: How nicely you sung that!
Sam: And how well we played!
Aragorn: Good, good. I thought it had something to do with me and the song.
*they all shake their heads*
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WHOO! Well, request away, peoples. I will fill as many requests as possible!
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::Aragorn is sitting at a desk with paper scattered everywhere. Arwen is walking around outside the door, waiting for the King of Gondor to finish figuring
out how many horses Rohan has; Aragorn suddenly stops writing and whistles; He immeadately gets a black Fender acoustic (gotta love Toby Keith's
Fender) and the Fellowship (minus Gimli, he's working over-time rebuilding Moria) appears. Legolas has a red electric guitar, Gandalf has an electric bass,
Merry is sitting behind a pedal steel, Pippin is sitting behind a drum set, Frodo is holding an acoustic guitar, and Sam is sitting behind a piano. They are
all wearing jeans/shorts, T-shirts, and Legolas and Aragorn have cowboy hats on (Aragorn's is black, Legolas' is white) They start playing "Who's Your
Daddy?" when Arwen walks in::
**to the tune of "Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith**
Aragorn [sung]: Yeah, here ya come knockin' on my door Arwen,
Tell what you've got on your mind.
I guess those college elves all went over the Sea-ea-ea.
Yeah, you're lookin' right, lookion' good, lookin' like an Elfie should,
*snickers are heard from Merry and Pippin, earning a quick glare from Aragorn*
Aragorn [sung]: So why's it so hard to find,
A place to lay your pretty little head down once in a while.
You run a little tough luck baby.
Huh, don't you sweat it.
Everything is waitin' inside for you.
You know I've got, come and get it!
*Aragorn tips the hat forward, earning snickers from certain members of the "band"*
Everyone [sung]: Who's your daddy? Who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your friend?
Aragorn [sung]: And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to,
Everyone [sung]: Hey, when your love life starts tumblin'.
I've got the Kingship, if you've got the la-ands
*Merry and Pippin burst out laughing, but still manage to play*
Everyone [sung]: Let's cut a deal, let's make a plan.
Who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your buddy, who's your man?
Merry (whispered to Frodo, who is beside him): Is Aragorn a man?
*Frodo and Merry start laughing, earning a glare from Arwen*
Aragorn (thoroughly annoyed now) [sung]: You might've run on a little tough luck, baby,
Don't you sweat it.
Everything is waitin' in side for you,
You know I've got it!
So come and get it!
Everyone [sung]: Who's your daddy? Who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, yeah, who's your friend?
Aragorn [sung]: And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to,
Everyone [sung]: Hey, when your love life starts tumblin'.
I've got the Kingship, if you've got the la-ands
*Merry and Pippin burst out laughing and just barely manage to keep playing*
Everyone [sung]: Let's cut a deal, let's make a plan.
Who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your buddy,
Aragorn [sung]: Who's your man?
Pippin (whispered to Sam): Elrond's her daddy, her daughter is her baby, and I don't know who her buddy is. Aragorn's probably her man.
*Sam and Pippin both start laughing*
Who's your daddy, who's your baby? Who's your buddy?
Who's your man?
*Arwen claps politely as Aragorn takes off his hat and turns around to face four very guilty, red-faced hobbits*
Aragorn: What were you saying during the song?
Pippin: Um, well,
Merry: We were just commenting on...
Frodo: How nicely you sung that!
Sam: And how well we played!
Aragorn: Good, good. I thought it had something to do with me and the song.
*they all shake their heads*
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WHOO! Well, request away, peoples. I will fill as many requests as possible!