DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kenny Chesney, Boromir, Galadriel, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy", or anything else besides Galadriel's liking Boromir *snicker, snicker*. Had to up the rating for this one (bad, bad Galadriel)
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::Boromir is half-asleep on his couch thingy in Lorien when Galadriel appears; he pretends to be asleep and, for some unknown reason, Galadriel thinks he
is; Boromir remembers what happened all that day and Legolas swings (yes, swings, as in on a vine or branch or whatever swing type things they have in
Lorien) in (get the buckets out and blame Mr. Chesney and his video for the original song) a tanktop, tight jeans, boots, and a white cowboy hat. Several
elves appear behind him with various instruments. Legolas taps Galadriel on the shoulder::
Legolas: Sing, girl, sing!
**to the tune of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney**
Galadriel [sung]: Comin' down the road from Moria,
Out in the cloud, Valar, here he comes,
With a cloak trimmed with fur and a big ol' sheild, deep red.
My guards meet 'em at edge and then they pass.
Open my doors, make a few beds--
::Boromir has woken up and he decides to jump in on the song while standing beside the couch...bed...thingy::
Boromir [sung]: Just look at her face, she ain't a-foolin' me!
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy!
I really turned her on.
She's always starin' at me,
While's I'm walkin' along.
She likes the way I'm lookin' while I'm polishin' my sword,
She's ever kinda crazy 'bout my battle scar.
I'm the only one who really gets her,
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy.
Galadriel [sung]: He runs away from me 'til the sun goes down,
Runs to the feast for a bite to eat,
Sit down in a chair and eat that Lorien food.
I caught like a dream, will you ask what it is?
I want a certain Steward and a whole bunch of kids,
And--
Boromir [sung]: One more teeny weeny look before I move on.
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy!
I really turned her on.
She's always starin' at me,
While's I'm walkin' along.
She likes the way I'm lookin' while I'm polishin' my sword,
She's ever kinda crazy 'bout my battle scar.
I'm the only one who really gets her,
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy.
Well, she has a husband and maybe a chi-ildren,
But when she looks at me, man her eyes light up!
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy!
I really turned her on.
She's always starin' at me,
While's I'm walkin' along.
She likes the way I'm lookin' while I'm polishin' my sword,
She's ever kinda crazy 'bout my battle scar.
I'm the only one who really gets her,
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy.
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy.
That Elf girl thinks I'm sexy.
::Legolas snickers evilly when Boromir and Galadriel suddenly realize a certain blonde-haired Elf has been writing this down::
Galadriel: If you tell Celeborn, your head will be on a plate,
Boromir: Your arms and legs in fire,
Both: And your liver on my plate!
::Legolas pales and then quickly takes out a matches and burns the paper::
Legolas: See? Gone now.
::Legolas bolts off leaving five very confused Elf guards, one angry queen, and one angry, but freaked out Gondorian::
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Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day! Anyway, review and request...if you dare MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--ahem...