DISCLAIMER: Does it look like I own "Mack the Knife", Brian Setzer, his orchrestra, or the fellowship? NO! I only own Elrond singing this little parody.
WARNING: this may be REALLY stupid
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::Aragorn comes running in with Frodo after the whole stabbing scene. Elrond, who was sitting at his desk mixing herbs (why? I have no clue! He just was
); Aragorn throws Frodo on a bed and a guitar magically appears on Elrond's desk. Several Elves appear with a trombone, trumpet, flute, clarinet, bass
guitar, drums, and a tuba (don't ask, just don't ask).::
Elrond (while strapping on the guitar): How'd this happen, Aragorn?
Aragorn: Well, it's a bit strange, but there was this Ringwraith and he had this real pointy sword and he poked Frodo with it and--
Elrond: I shouldn't have even asked.
Elf With Flute (EWF): Lord Elrond, sir, maybe he could try to sing.
Elf With Trumpet (EWT): Yeah. I think we know a song that he might be able to tell us through.
Elrond: Fine, fine. Aragorn, go ahead.
*a microphone magically appears in front of Aragorn; the elves and Elrond start playing*
**to the tune of "Mack the Knife" by the Brian Setzer Orchrestra**
Aragorn [sung]: Oh, the Dead King had a sharp sword,
And it shined a pearly blue.
And a dagger had that old king.
And he kept it, out of sight.
And when the Wraiths stabs, with that sword, Lord,
Bloody wounds will start to form.
Black robes, though, wears that ol' King,
So there's never, no never a trace of red!
On that hilltop, afternoon,
Don't ya know
Was this hobbit, just invisible
But that Ringwraith saw right to him,
And he stabbed him, yeah he stabbed him that knife.
Then that hobbit, took his ring off of that finger,
Don't ya know,
And there's a big ol' wound, just a-bleedin' on down.
But the blood's just a distraction,
Bet ya there's some blade, stuck in his bod'.
Samwise Gamgee came to his side,
And he called out, "Strider, Stride'!"
And I rushed over to the dyin' Hob',
And cried, "Does it hurt, Frodo?"
Samwise Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck
Pippin Took, and a green hobbit
Oh the line forms behind me.
Now that Frodo's fadin' fast.
*the Elves top playing and the microphone diappears; everyone is thoroughly freaked out*
Elrond: Well, that was...um...interesting. I'll get to healing this poor hobbit at once.
*the elves with instruments run out of the room and Aragorn leaves soon after; several minutes later Sam rushes in*
Sam: Is he alright, Mr. Elrond, sir? Are you alright?
Elrond: I don't know. I just had the biggest scare of my life. Worse than Elrohir and Elladan's little switch-a-roo last week.
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Wow. I just scared myself with that. Anyway, I think I might try "How Do You Like Me Now?!" or "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" ("H-O-B-B-I-T-S" maybe?). Anyway, request and review please.
WARNING: this may be REALLY stupid
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::Aragorn comes running in with Frodo after the whole stabbing scene. Elrond, who was sitting at his desk mixing herbs (why? I have no clue! He just was
); Aragorn throws Frodo on a bed and a guitar magically appears on Elrond's desk. Several Elves appear with a trombone, trumpet, flute, clarinet, bass
guitar, drums, and a tuba (don't ask, just don't ask).::
Elrond (while strapping on the guitar): How'd this happen, Aragorn?
Aragorn: Well, it's a bit strange, but there was this Ringwraith and he had this real pointy sword and he poked Frodo with it and--
Elrond: I shouldn't have even asked.
Elf With Flute (EWF): Lord Elrond, sir, maybe he could try to sing.
Elf With Trumpet (EWT): Yeah. I think we know a song that he might be able to tell us through.
Elrond: Fine, fine. Aragorn, go ahead.
*a microphone magically appears in front of Aragorn; the elves and Elrond start playing*
**to the tune of "Mack the Knife" by the Brian Setzer Orchrestra**
Aragorn [sung]: Oh, the Dead King had a sharp sword,
And it shined a pearly blue.
And a dagger had that old king.
And he kept it, out of sight.
And when the Wraiths stabs, with that sword, Lord,
Bloody wounds will start to form.
Black robes, though, wears that ol' King,
So there's never, no never a trace of red!
On that hilltop, afternoon,
Don't ya know
Was this hobbit, just invisible
But that Ringwraith saw right to him,
And he stabbed him, yeah he stabbed him that knife.
Then that hobbit, took his ring off of that finger,
Don't ya know,
And there's a big ol' wound, just a-bleedin' on down.
But the blood's just a distraction,
Bet ya there's some blade, stuck in his bod'.
Samwise Gamgee came to his side,
And he called out, "Strider, Stride'!"
And I rushed over to the dyin' Hob',
And cried, "Does it hurt, Frodo?"
Samwise Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck
Pippin Took, and a green hobbit
Oh the line forms behind me.
Now that Frodo's fadin' fast.
*the Elves top playing and the microphone diappears; everyone is thoroughly freaked out*
Elrond: Well, that was...um...interesting. I'll get to healing this poor hobbit at once.
*the elves with instruments run out of the room and Aragorn leaves soon after; several minutes later Sam rushes in*
Sam: Is he alright, Mr. Elrond, sir? Are you alright?
Elrond: I don't know. I just had the biggest scare of my life. Worse than Elrohir and Elladan's little switch-a-roo last week.
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Wow. I just scared myself with that. Anyway, I think I might try "How Do You Like Me Now?!" or "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" ("H-O-B-B-I-T-S" maybe?). Anyway, request and review please.