DISCLAIMER: I don't own Toby Keith, his black Fender (wish I did though, that thing is LOVELY), "How Do You Like Me Now?!", or anything else here.
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::The Fellowship is boating down the river when Boromir breaks out in song for no reason at all; the elves that always appear appear and musically
accompany Boromir::
**to the tune of "How Do You Like Me Now?!" by Toby Keith**
Boromir [sung]: He was always the crazy one,
He broke into Gollum's cave,
And he played the riddles in the dark.
Yeah, he was the perfect one,
And a good li'l hobbit's son,
In that ol' will, he wrote, "Take my ol' ring."
He only wanted to get Frodo's love,
But he was overlooked somehow.
Besides, he had too many evil rings to mention,
And so Frodo got that evil one at last.
How do you like It now?
How do you like It now,
Now that it's on It's way?
You still think It's possessed,
Burning up this way?
You could make it goo-ood,
But you always dreamed about,
Living a life free of It,
How do you like It now?
When he took off to Rivendell,
It heard that you were livin' there,
It never imagined it'd see you again.
Then this council, it decided that,
It must cast from whence It came,
They It's dreams and they tore them apart.
Now It never come to you,
And It's always alone,
And Frodo hears it call in the night.
Earses start ringin',
Who could that be callin',
It's It, Bilbo, with your callin' call,
"How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
You still think I'm possessed,
Burning up this way?
You could make it goo-ood,
But you always dreamed about,
Living a life free of me,
How do you like me now?
Tell me, Bilbo!
I will reach you!"
*the Fellowship looks back (or forward) at Boromir, who has suddenly gotten a cowboy (one really cool half-black, half-white like the one that Hank WIlliams
Jr. has); the Elves disappear and Boromir's hat does also*
Frodo (to Aragorn): Strider, he scares me.
Aragorn: He frightens us all, Frodo.
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hehehehehehehehe! Well, that was insteresting, was it now? Hopw you enjoyed this. If you did, then maybe you should suggest more songs (*wink, wink*)
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::The Fellowship is boating down the river when Boromir breaks out in song for no reason at all; the elves that always appear appear and musically
accompany Boromir::
**to the tune of "How Do You Like Me Now?!" by Toby Keith**
Boromir [sung]: He was always the crazy one,
He broke into Gollum's cave,
And he played the riddles in the dark.
Yeah, he was the perfect one,
And a good li'l hobbit's son,
In that ol' will, he wrote, "Take my ol' ring."
He only wanted to get Frodo's love,
But he was overlooked somehow.
Besides, he had too many evil rings to mention,
And so Frodo got that evil one at last.
How do you like It now?
How do you like It now,
Now that it's on It's way?
You still think It's possessed,
Burning up this way?
You could make it goo-ood,
But you always dreamed about,
Living a life free of It,
How do you like It now?
When he took off to Rivendell,
It heard that you were livin' there,
It never imagined it'd see you again.
Then this council, it decided that,
It must cast from whence It came,
They It's dreams and they tore them apart.
Now It never come to you,
And It's always alone,
And Frodo hears it call in the night.
Earses start ringin',
Who could that be callin',
It's It, Bilbo, with your callin' call,
"How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
You still think I'm possessed,
Burning up this way?
You could make it goo-ood,
But you always dreamed about,
Living a life free of me,
How do you like me now?
Tell me, Bilbo!
I will reach you!"
*the Fellowship looks back (or forward) at Boromir, who has suddenly gotten a cowboy (one really cool half-black, half-white like the one that Hank WIlliams
Jr. has); the Elves disappear and Boromir's hat does also*
Frodo (to Aragorn): Strider, he scares me.
Aragorn: He frightens us all, Frodo.
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hehehehehehehehe! Well, that was insteresting, was it now? Hopw you enjoyed this. If you did, then maybe you should suggest more songs (*wink, wink*)